Hello, hello, hello, hello. OK ENOUGH ALREADY! :( OK Thank you,

Well here we are Hatsy, publishing our first fic, sniff feels like just last week we were writing it!

It WAS only last week we were writing it, did you forget already? AND can you stop crying all over me?

sniff sorry. Well here you go adored readers, welcome to our world…

Just the first of many glimpses into our crazy thoughts

HAVE FUN!

Chocolate covered Hatori-San

Once upon a time there lived a very sexy zodiac member named

Hatori who one day fell into a bowl of chocolate, he was then called

A very sexy chocolate covered Hatori-san when his bestfriend Aya

Began quoting Shakespeare and was severely bruised by yuki because

He had chosen to quote the balcony scene with Machi, Mine then

Tohru got overly excited and rushed to hug the unsuspecting Rin

Who dodged swiftly into Haru's arms and immediately began kissing

Him, Kisa and Hiro stared in amazement, jumping as Kyo yelled at

Momiji for hitting on Tohru again whilst Shigure looked on in glee so

Akito, getting jealous his attention was elsewhere dragged into the bedroom and

Had her crazy way with him very noisily. Hearing this, Ritsu felt

Extremely distressed and began running and screaming straight into Hana who

Winding herself around Kazuma who was looking proudly at kyo

As he hugged Tohru as an excuse to look away, while Kereno

And Uo tried to cook a ready meal in Akito's personal microwave

Which promptly exploded showering everyone in riceballs sending Hiro

Crashing into Haru and Rin, who decided that they'd be better off

Leaving since Ayame and Ritsu were crying loudly over the mess of their hair

As the two of them left, Mine dragged Aya to the bathroom under the pretence of washing

Whilst Yuki cringed and moved as far away from the door as possible

Unfortunately this placed him on the other side of the wall from Akito and Shigure

Before he could move again kagura crashed through the wall heading straight for

Kyo who immediately grabbed Tohru's hand and dragged her towards

Uo who immediately went to her friends defence and they

Began to battle with onigiri and watermelons until Kagura

Fell to the floor, finally defeated, Kyo jumped around happily until

He got tired and fell asleep with his head in Tohru's lap as she

Chattered happily to Momiji who she failed to notice had stars in his eyes

And a photo of her in a bikini in his hands. Haru and Rin returned

Along with Shigure and Akito both looking rumpled and red faced, Hatori

Sighed heavily, a cell phone rang, Hatori picked it up 'Moshi, moshi'

He held it away from his ear when Aya's excited voice filled the room.

"You'll never guess what I'm doing!" Hatori promptly ended the call.

Just then, Kazuma walked through the door, everybody froze and Kazuma

Stared in disbelief around the room, "Who said you could have a party here,

And why is Hatori covered in chocolate?"