Song-fic. One of the best Christmas songs EVA and the HOTTEST vampire in the world combined? crazy? nope!

I do not own the Rudolf song, Twilight or Twister. awwwwww :(

You know Alice and Jasper, Emmet and Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme, Tanya and Kate,

but do you recall, the most sexy vampire, of aaaaaall?

Edward the single vampire, (vampire)

had very shiny skin, (like a diamond)

and if you ever saw him, (in the sun)

you would even say it sparkles (like a diamond)

All of the other Cullens, (Cullens)

used to laugh and call him names (like a homo)

They never let poor Edward (Edward)

join in any sexy games (like Twister)

Then one rainy Forks day

Bella came to say (in a wedding dress)

"Edward with your face so dazzling

would you be my husband today?"

Then all the fan-girls loved him (loved him)

as they shouted out with glee (sexy!)

"Edward the now taken vampire (vampire)

would you go out with me?" (like Bella)

I hope you liked it! Merry Christmas everyone!

-Awesomeness101: teaching people to be awesome since june 20th 1901 (Edward's birthday lol)