Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or it's characters (especially the dialogue) but I do own this fanfiction. =)
Chapter 1
I tried to contain my disgust as Sam pulled a large pink bunny suit from behind her back. I suddenly realized that some people in this world are completely insane, and tried to stifle my laughter.
"This is crazy…is it crazy?" I asked her.
Sam just grinned at me.
"Put it on," she said.
I just shook my head, but nothing could convince Sam. I knew that I was not going to be able to shirk out of this mess. When I had finally put on the itchy pink bunny costume I tried to will myself to go downstairs.
"Well here goes nothing," I thought.
As I came down the main stairs I heard Spencer, my goofy but lovable brother, scream and blow into his assassin tube. An orange paintball nearly missed my head. I gave him a questioning look.
"I thought you were Sam," he protested.
"Give me it!" I exclaimed with an outstretched palm.
"But what if Sam..," he started to protest.
"Give me IT!" I ordered and slowly Spencer handed the tube to me.
"Now how am I supposed to defend myself when Sam..," he began to complain, but was abruptly interrupted by Sam's battle cry that could be heard from the top of the stairs. Spencer ran to hide behind the computer desk and I outstretched my arms as if that would protect my older brother.
"Give me your blow tube!" I shouted to her.
She began to protest but I cut her off in hopes that she'd hand the weapon over. When I pried it from her grasp I put the two tubes in the same hand.
"You stand up!" I shouted at Spencer.
"Now I'm putting your little assassin game on hold until we shoot this dare for iCarly are we clear?" I said.
"Well can't we..," they began.
"Are we clear?" I interrupted.
"Fine," they said defeated.
Spencer finally got the nerve to sit on one of the stools of the computer desk.
"What dare?" Spencer asked.
"Someone on iCarly dared Carly to wear a bunny suit out on the street and ask people if she could brush their teeth for a dollar," Sam replied.
Spencer laughed a little and said, "Man your web show's weird!"
I heard the front door open and Freddie came in wearing his equipment so that he could film everything.
"Who's not ready?" he said.
I gave him a weak smile.
"This is going to be so embarrassing," I thought.
"Let's do this!" exclaimed Sam.
"We'll be back in two hours," I yelled to Spencer as we left the apartment.
"Kay," he said but as we were going down the hall I heard him yell and I ran to see what was wrong.
Sam was in a battle position with a mini blow tube in her mouth. A green paint ball was on the fridge door nearly missing Spencer's head. I went over and grabbed the blow tube from her hands.
"Where'd you get a little one?" I asked.
"A good assassin always has a backup," she said.
"Up against the wall."
She went up to the door and put her hands on the wall as if she was being arrested. I kicked her ankles to get them apart.
"Feet apart!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah feet apart!" Spencer exclaimed but he was still locked in the same position he was in a minute ago. It was as if someone would shoot him if he moved.
I began to work my way through Sam's pockets until I reached her right pant leg. Nestled in her yellow converse high tops was another little blow tube I removed it and gave her a quizzical look.
"Really?" I asked her.
"Really?" Spencer said weakly.
I took the two mini blow tubes and threw them onto the couch. Then I grabbed Sam by her wrist and dragged her out of the apartment. I swear that I could see Spencer take his finger to the splatter and bring it to his tongue as if he was tasting it. I rolled my eyes at how silly he can be and as I shut the door I heard him mumble, "She's a clever one."
We worked our way out of the apartment building and across the street. Freddie began to set up the cameras while Sam went into the Groovy Smoothie and returned a few minutes later with a hamburger. The dare went on for a good half an hour before we got bored of it and sat down on the curb.
"Ok so far you've asked 30 people and only 10 gave your a dollar," Freddie said while he was typing some things on his laptop.
"How much longer?" asked Sam.
I looked at my watch and told her the time. She groaned and put her head in her hands.
"This is longer than I want it to be," she complained.
"Look there's another guy," Freddie said pointing to a guy waiting at the crosswalk.
"Alright," I said as I stood up and went over to him.
"Um excuse me?" I asked but the man was completely oblivious to the fact that I was talking to him.
"Hey I'm talking to you!" I exclaimed chasing him across the street.
"Carly!" I heard Freddie shout.
I turned to see him putting his equipment down to run after me. My eyes grew wide as I heard a horn and turned to see a taco truck moving out of control straight at me. The last thing I saw was a white light and warm hands grasped to my waist.
When my eyes fluttered open I saw a horrible sight. Freddie was unconscious and under the taco truck! I check my arms for a second and saw that I was completely unscathed.
"Freddie!" I exclaimed as I knelt to his side.
I pulled out my Pear phone and dialed 911. I grabbed his cold hand as I talked with the receiver. Sam rushed to my aid and I told her to get Spencer. She protested but I urged her to go. The taco truck was removed from Freddie and I sat holding his hand until the paramedics came. They lifted him onto the ambulance and I sat next to him still clinging to his hand. They shut the doors and I looked down at his bloody face tears brimming in my eyes. The boy had saved my life, the least I could do was stay by his side.
When we reached the hospital Freddie was rushed off with a group of doctors and a kind nurse led me to the waiting room. A few minutes later Spencer showed up and engulfed me in his arms.
"I'm so glad you're alright," he said.
"Yeah, but Freddie's not and it's all my fault," I said crying harder.
Spencer tried to calm me by stroking my head.
"Mrs. Benson is on her way over. Why don't I get you a smoothie," Spencer said and he led me out of the hospital as we saw Mrs. Benson running inside.
Author's Note: hope you enjoyed please review! =)
