Saito Snaps: Vol. 1
**What Hajime Saito was thinking during his first fight with Kenshin: modern language version**
Saito: Imma whoop this bastards ass.
~goes into gatotsu mode, Kenshin dodges~
Saito: Aw hell naw. I know this muthafucka don't think he can get away!
~stabs Kenshin~
Saito: Hehe, fucker.
~Kenshin gets up, comes at him; Saito boots him~
Saito: Christ, this nigga fast. I didn't expect that shit. Oh well.
~Kenshin goes into Battousai mode~
Saito: Oh, shitty. Lookit them eyes! Just as I thought: everytime he swings his ghetto sakabato, he unconciously goes Battousai.
Kenshin: Here I come.
Saito: Bring it, ass!
~they get to fightin'~
Saito: Oh, smack you, whack, ching, babow, ooooo!
~Kenshin snaps, starts hootin' and hollerin'~
Kenshin: YAAAAGHHGGHH!
~hits Saito in the back of the neck, sends him into wall~
Saito: (face in said wall) Oh no. It's ON now!
~climbs out of said wall~
Saito: I WAS gonna let your bitch ass live, but now I changed my mind. You're catchin' an ass whoopin'.
~they fight some more~
Kenshin: (screaming again)
Saito: Ain't he hoarse yet? Jeez.
~gets sword cut in half by Kenshin~
Saito: Shit.
Kenshin: Next time, it'll be your head.
Saito: Nigga, I'd like to see you try!
~goes gatotsu on him, chucks sword half at him~
Kenshin: (blocks sword with hand) splat!
Saito: Goooooooddamn!
~goes flying at him, cocky ass grin on his face, whips out belt, and chokes Kenshin~
Saito: You're fucking finished!
Narrator Sanosuke: He's trying to snap Kenshin's neck!
Saito and Kenshin: Shut up, aho!
Kenshin: (uses sheath to hit Saito)
Saito: (spitting out tooth) No, this muthafucka didn't!
~roars like beast~
Kenshin: (getting fucked up)
Saito: Let's finish it, pussy.
Kenshin: Aa.
~fight some more~
Kawaji: Stop!
Saito: Man, I be hatin' some people.
Kenshin: Kiss ass, me and Saito are killin' each other.
Okubo: Stop!
Saito: Your mom. Anyways, another time, Battousai.
~walks through hole in wall~
Kawaji: What's your report?
Saito: Kenshin sucks big cock, Battousai could be useful. Get some Rogaine.
Oi, sometimes I crack myself up. I wrote this during my boring ass intermediate algebra class in college.
**What Hajime Saito was thinking during his first fight with Kenshin: modern language version**
Saito: Imma whoop this bastards ass.
~goes into gatotsu mode, Kenshin dodges~
Saito: Aw hell naw. I know this muthafucka don't think he can get away!
~stabs Kenshin~
Saito: Hehe, fucker.
~Kenshin gets up, comes at him; Saito boots him~
Saito: Christ, this nigga fast. I didn't expect that shit. Oh well.
~Kenshin goes into Battousai mode~
Saito: Oh, shitty. Lookit them eyes! Just as I thought: everytime he swings his ghetto sakabato, he unconciously goes Battousai.
Kenshin: Here I come.
Saito: Bring it, ass!
~they get to fightin'~
Saito: Oh, smack you, whack, ching, babow, ooooo!
~Kenshin snaps, starts hootin' and hollerin'~
Kenshin: YAAAAGHHGGHH!
~hits Saito in the back of the neck, sends him into wall~
Saito: (face in said wall) Oh no. It's ON now!
~climbs out of said wall~
Saito: I WAS gonna let your bitch ass live, but now I changed my mind. You're catchin' an ass whoopin'.
~they fight some more~
Kenshin: (screaming again)
Saito: Ain't he hoarse yet? Jeez.
~gets sword cut in half by Kenshin~
Saito: Shit.
Kenshin: Next time, it'll be your head.
Saito: Nigga, I'd like to see you try!
~goes gatotsu on him, chucks sword half at him~
Kenshin: (blocks sword with hand) splat!
Saito: Goooooooddamn!
~goes flying at him, cocky ass grin on his face, whips out belt, and chokes Kenshin~
Saito: You're fucking finished!
Narrator Sanosuke: He's trying to snap Kenshin's neck!
Saito and Kenshin: Shut up, aho!
Kenshin: (uses sheath to hit Saito)
Saito: (spitting out tooth) No, this muthafucka didn't!
~roars like beast~
Kenshin: (getting fucked up)
Saito: Let's finish it, pussy.
Kenshin: Aa.
~fight some more~
Kawaji: Stop!
Saito: Man, I be hatin' some people.
Kenshin: Kiss ass, me and Saito are killin' each other.
Okubo: Stop!
Saito: Your mom. Anyways, another time, Battousai.
~walks through hole in wall~
Kawaji: What's your report?
Saito: Kenshin sucks big cock, Battousai could be useful. Get some Rogaine.
Oi, sometimes I crack myself up. I wrote this during my boring ass intermediate algebra class in college.
