AN: I was bored. Hope you like it! R&R and no flamer's. I got the idea from the FF story-Things PJATO people will never.

" UNICORNS AND PINK PONYS ROCK!" Vegeta screamed out loud.

" I will join you Freeza, if you give me some carrots." Goku said to Freeza.

" I LOVE SHOPPING!" Vegeta screamed in the middle of a crowded mall.

" When I grow up I want to be just like Freeza! Where lipstick and kill everybody in my way!" Said Gohan and Goten to there mom and dad at Christmas eve.

" My children, I want you all home for dessert and eat the warm cookies I made filled with love and happiness." King Cold said to Freeza and Cooler.

" I want to go back to the good side! I didn't now that they always ate cake and where led by Puar!" Said Broly.

" You worthless egg roll! Go to a volcano and burn to a 360 crisp then come back!" Said Vegeta to a frozen egg roll.

" I love you Kakarot!" Raditz said.

" Never fight again! Join our club to never fight again!" Said Vegeta.

Everybody went to the evil side.

" Please, please. Let us keep peace peoples. No fighting. Fighting's not cool, man." Said Vegeta all hippy-like.

" Nice groovy beans. I catch your wiggity dog style. It's so collio, dig me down dawg." Goku said to all the Z fighters. He was kicked out of the Z fighters and nobody talked to him ever again…

" WHAT? RUN FOR YOU LIFE!" Said Vegeta finding out that Chuck Norris was after him.

Vegeta ran for his life.. from Chuck Norris.

"I want a packet of needles. " Goku wrote on his Christmas list.

" I WANT DORA PAJAMAS!" Goku screamed out at dinner.

AN: I will keep adding jokes on the same chapter. R&R no flamers.