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Hey all! It's me again, lil' old VampireKuriboh! Due to the highest number of reviews i've ever gotten (4 :'( ) here is the sequel to how to annoy Kaiba- How to annoy Tea (Anzu)!!

DDR is Dance Dance Revolution for those who don't already know

How to annoy Tea (Anzu)

One- Shout loudly that friendship is the worst thing ever!! Then make sure you run like hell 0.o

Two- Glomp Yugi/Yami and watch her as she spazzes out.

Three- Pretend to fall asleep during the infamous friendship speeches. Snoring loudly and fakely helps a lot.

Four- Show her this site.

Five-Show her her fanfiction, especially yuri or KaibaxTea(Anzu). Guaranteed to scar her for life, she'll never look at anyone the same again.

Six-Put Barney DVDs in her bag then open it when her gangs around and proclaim loudly that you knew she was getting those friendship speeches from somewere!

Seven-Point out that Yami must hate her as he didn't do anything when Johnny Steps was assaulting her on DDR, he just watched.

Eight-Ask if she loves Yugi or Yami repeatedly. Watch as her head explodes.

Nine-Insult her DDR technique.

Ten-Change her ringtone to the Barney theme tune and set her phone off when shes in the muddle of class.

Eleven- Tell her that Yami really loves her and wants her to confess her love. Watch as she does then realises it was a set up and things get very awkward. Then run, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Twelve-Go with her in the elevator and hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

Thirteen-Be a mine, nothing is more annoying than a mime.

Fourteen- Mimic her friendship speeches.

Fifteen-Tell her that, "gullible" is misspelled in the dictionary. See if she looks it up.

So there you are, 15 surefire ways of annoying Tea (Anzu)! They are sure to annoy and cause severe discomfort to that brown haired blonde (Dumb but no personality) we all know and either hate or love!


By The -Vampire-Kuriboh- Inc.