AN: This is one of those thing where you think, whatever let's have fun. I have taken the original Twilight characters and added some of my own characters taken from my own Twilight stories.

Rude Twilight song

Emmett and Jasper sitting in a tree,

While Alice is getting busy with Rosalie.

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Carlisle and Esme like it in bed,

While Edward finds a way to bump his head.

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Jacob and Renesmee sitting outside,

'Cause Christina is moaning with Damion inside.

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Leo and Dani sitting in a cave,

While Melissa and Lewis start to misbehave.

AN: Please review!