PNV: ok this is a one-shot I do not own Naruto.
Hidan paled. He looked at his wife she was covered with sweat, her midnight blue hair sprawled on the white pillow and plastered to her forehead. Her eyes were scrunched up her face held a pained expression. Hidan had never seen so much pain. He had never FELT so MUSH PAIN!!
"Hinata… babes could you let go a tiny bit" he pleaded only to be silenced by Hinata glaring at him.
"YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME IN THIS STATE AND YOU WANT ME TO LET UP!! YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME! IF I FEEL PAIN YOU FEEL IT WITH ME DUMBASS!" she screamed at Hidan. Jashin who would have thought that the shy Hinata-Hime would turn in to such a foul mouth. Well I guess that's what pregnancy dose to you.
"Come on Hinata push" Ino urged.
"I AM PUSHING YOU FRIKKEN PIG WHORE WHO SHAGGS A CLONE OF HERSELF" Hidan tried no to laugh but unfortunately for him a snigger slipped out.
"I WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING ASSHOLE BECAUSE AFTER THIS NO SEX FOR A HOLE . WAIT. EVER!!!"
"k-k-k-know let's not be rash" Hidan said.
"Ok Hinata one more push"
"ARGH" she wailed in pain
"Congratulations it's a girl"
Hidan glanced at the bundle in his wife's arms. So small. so innocent.
"Hey Hinata" Hinata looked up to her husband.
"Want another?"
PNV: YAY 4 Hinata
Hinata: please R&R
Hidan: come on Hinata on more won't hurt
Hinata: fuck off
