A/N:Hello There! We are new at all this, but we do read alot of fanfics so hopefully we get it all right! I say we because my cousin (Kat) and I (Ellie) are co-writing this :) So Bare with us and hopefully we make it out alive :D. all thoughts are typed in italics!

Disclaimer: We do not own any of JKR original thoughts... If we did, there would be an issue.

"R-R-Ron! Don't leave!" Hermione yells down the hall of their flat in downtown London. "Please! Just don't go."

"Get the hell off me!" Ron slurs drunk. He grabs a jacket and a hat then proceeds to exit the flat while Hermione sobs in his armchair.

"'Bout damn time I left..." He thought to himself. Ron continues his walk to the local muggle strip club. Ron walks up the short flight of stairs and opens the doors to see half naked women dancing on stage. "This is where it's at. Not having to deal with wedding innovations or table colours. Just naked women shaking their goodies for me"

"Hello! My name is Grace and welcome! I will be seating you today!" Said the hostess overly cheery.

"She has nice tits, and one perky arse. Wouldn't mind takin' her home and fucking her brains out" Grace then takes him to a one person table, "What could I get you today sir?"

"Well, I'd like you and your pussy." He stated.

She blushes, "Well I do get off in 20 minutes."

"Meet me at the bathroom doors in 10, and a Beer."

"Alrighty! I'll be right back with your order!"

Ron stares at all the shaking body parts on stage, not thinking, nor caring.

Grace walks by and hands him his beer. Ron then drinks it one swig and pays for it walking to the restrooms. Grace is standing there in a shabby jacket and her "Uniform".

"Ready Grace?"

"Yes, but I don't know your name..." She said with a slight frown.

"Ron, just Ron. Lets go."

They move on out of the nameless strip club down on to his flat. Ron unlocks the door and waltzes in. Yanks Grace in and slams the door, pushing her up against it drawing her lips to his. Kissing her harder and harder removing her jacket as she did the same to him. Ron raises her on to his throbbing cock.

She moans "I want that!"

"I'd hope so!"

He continues removing her clothing and carrying her to his room. He tosses her on the bed, she then turns to remove his trousers toying with the zipper feeling him get harder as she went. Grace then drops the trousers and his nickers all in one movement. Ron's stiff cock springs out meters from her face. She begins to work on his tool with vigor, Making Ron moan with pleasure. He removes her from his cock and flips her onto her back, slowly putting his cock into her meter by meter teasing her making her yell out his name.

Hermione hears muffled noises from the bedroom, she pads her way down the hallway and opens the door and sees the scene that is on the bed.

With tears streaming down her face she screams "RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY" and blacks out.

Hi Again! I hope you enjoyed it! Please review, even if its bad... We want to know how much we suck! Haha KIDDING! (Kat is Soooo Gonna kill me for that!) If we get ANY type of feed back we will post the new chapter in less than a week!

All our Love,

Kat&Ellie