Alex Trebek: "Welcome to Jeopardy!! We have three new people this week! Let's meet them. We have Mihoshi who is the ditzy blond from Tenchi Muyo…"
Mihoshi smiled and waved.
Alex: "Next, we have Trunks, the purple haired time traveler from Dragon Ball Z…"
Trunks nonchalantly waved.
Alex: "…and we have Vegeta."
Vegeta: "Wait a second…"
Alex: "Let's get to the categories!! We have Japan, anime, Japanese, animation, people, and Japanese animation. Mihoshi, you can go first."
Mihoshi: "Can I hit the button yet?"
Alex: "Um… not yet. That's for ringing in when you know the answer, but first of all, you need to pick a category."
Mihoshi: "Ok, I'll take people."
Alex: "For how much?"
Mihoshi: "How much what?"
Alex: "Money…"
Mihoshi: "Oohh… There's money involved in this?? Kione and I could use some money."
Alex: "Maybe we should start off with Vegeta."
Vegeta: "What!?"
Alex: "Pick a category…"
Vegeta: "What are these 'categories' you speak of?"
Alex: "Alright, Trunks, do you know what to do any more than these airheads?"
Vegeta: "I am not an airhead!! I am the prince of the Saiya-jins!!!"
Trunks: "Tousan, did you ever notice that your father is dead, so technically, you're not the prince, I am."
Vegeta: "Nani?? You can't be the prince! If you're the prince, then what am I??"
Alex: "…We do only have a certain amount of time for this, so why don't you two fight about this during commercials and pick a category now? Trunks?"
Trunks: "Yeah, ok, I'll take Japan for $500."
Alex: "Japan consists of this many main islands."
Mihoshi rang in.
Alex: "Yes Mihoshi?"
Mihoshi was in her own little world, seeming to be quite happy about the fact that she had rung in.
Alex: "Riiight…"
Mihoshi's time ran out.
Alex: "Anybody else?"
Vegeta rang in.
Vegeta: "What is 100?"
Alex: "I'm sorry, that's not the answer we're looking for…"
Everyone's time ran out.
Alex: "The answer was 4... 4."
Vegeta mumbled to himself about how close he was.
Alex: "Trunks, pick a new category."
Trunks: "Umm… how about anime for $100"
Alex: "There is a planet named Vegeta in this anime…"
Trunks and Vegeta both tried to ring in, but Vegeta was faster.
Vegeta: "What is Speed Racer?"
Alex: "Pathetically enough, that's not correct."
Trunks rang in.
Trunks: "What is Dragon Ball… umm, is it DB, DBZ, or DBGT?? Dang it, Mom!! You never let me watch DBZ!!! You always said, 'It's too gory for you to watch,' that's just great, now I--"
Trunks ran out of time. There was silence, then Mihoshi rang in.
Mihoshi: "Umm… What is Dragon Ball?"
Alex: "Judges? No, sorry, the answer was Dragon Ball Z. You seem to still be in control of the board, Trunks."
Trunks: "I think I'll take anime for $200, Alex."
Alex: "This anime includes about 9 girls running around in mini-skirts."
Trunks rang in.
Trunks: "What is Sailor Moon?"
Alex: "That's correct, about time someone got something right… Trunks, you still have control of the board."
Trunks: "Well then, I'll pick Japanese for $100."
Alex: "It's slang for guy and guy relationships in Japanese…"
Vegeta rang in as fast as he possibly could.
Vegeta: "What is yaoi?!"
Alex: "That's correct!"
Trunks leaned over to Vegeta.
Trunks: "You know, you sounded a little enthused there, Tousan. Can I ask why??"
Vegeta: "Umm… I was just excited cause I… knew the answer…"
Alex: "You now have control of the board, Vegeta."
Vegeta: "How about anime for $300."
Alex: "A standard chess board will usually have this many squares."
Mihoshi rang in.
Mihoshi: "What is two?"
Alex: "Can you be more specific?"
Mihoshi: "What is sixty-four?"
Alex: "That's right! Mihoshi now has control of the board. What do you want?"
Mihoshi: "I'll take Japanese for $300."
Alex: "That's out Video Daily Double! Right now, Trunks has $100, Vegeta has -$100, and you have $100. You can wager up to $500."
Mihoshi: "Ok."
Alex: "Ok, what? Wager $500?"
Mihoshi: "Yeah."
The screen showed a bunny hopping around.
Alex: "It's the Japanese word for the animal shown here."
Mihoshi: "What is inu?"
Alex: "I'm sorry, but inu means dog."
Mihoshi: "I know."
Alex: "Riiight… Anyway, it was rabbit and the Japanese word for that is usagi. Mihoshi, you still have control of the board."
Mihoshi: "What about Japan for $100."
Alex: "It's the figure seen on the Japanese flag."
Trunks rang in.
Trunks: "What is the set of all the points in a plane that are the same distance from a given point called the center?"
Alex: "Uhh… Can you be less specific?"
Trunks: "What is a circle?"
Alex: "That's correct!! Trunks, you now have control of the board."
Trunks: "I'll take people for $100."
Alex: "She is the main character of Sailor Moon."
Nobody rang in and the time ran out.
Alex: "The answer was Serena… or Sailor Moon…"
Contestants: "Oh…"
Trunks: "I'll take--"
Alex: "We'll be right back after these commercials!"
The camera guy signals that they are off air. Alex starts to walk off the set mumbling about being "surrounded my morons." Mihoshi walks over to Trunks.
Mihoshi: "Trunks? Why do you call that scary man over there Tousan?"
Trunks: "…Because he's my father…"
Mihoshi: "Ok, but why do you call him Tousan??"
Trunks: "Do you even know what Tousan means?"
Mihoshi shakes her head. Trunks rolls his eyes and notices that Vegeta was having a spaz attack. Trunks walks over to him.
Trunks: "Tousan! Take a Ritalin for Kami's sake."
(AN: Disclamer note - We do not own Ritalin or any Kamis.)
Vegeta pulls out a bottle of pills and takes one. He starts to calm down. Then the camera guy signals that they were going to be back on the air in a few seconds so Alex got his patented "TV face" ready.
What will happen when Jeopardy comes back from the break? Will Vegeta have any more spaz attacks? Will there be any more disclamer notes? Will Lulu put in the next chapter in the next month?? Answers to these questions, and more, on the next exciting ep... erm, chapter of Anime Jeopardy!!
