AC: Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted anything in absolutely ages! World cup I think it was... Anyway all my stories will be updated soon! I promise! Just give me some more time. Anyway, this is crack inspired by a chat me and my most awesome buddy ever had threw text. So here it is! I'm going to try to update once maybe even 3 times more this evening. But anyway. Enjoy and please please please review! I feel so disappointed when I get an email from and no one commented. Anyway! Enjooooy~!


Everything that's wrong in the world. Global warming, starving children, poverty, child abuse to name a few. Everyone wants them to stop. But everyone also knows that there isn't one easy solution too these problems.

Everyone is wrong.

There is a solution to all these problems. But only two people in the whole world are using this solution. These too people my friend, are hero's.

These two people. Well not really people. This nation and his best friend (well, BFF in their words) were sitting around the TV watching superman and munching on hamburger's and popcorn (and hamburger flavoured popcorn. But for health reasons we won't include that in our tale) when one of our hero's (Alfred F Jones, although you may know him as The United States of America or the United States of Awesome or the USA or Mr Awesomepants or… Jeeze do I have to go on?) dropped his hamburger.

Oh yes. I did just say dropped.

Both Mr. Awesome pants and Tony, the lovable mild mannered alien were watching a film. One with lots of explosions and of course a hero with amazing powers. When Alfred had a brainwave.

Yes I did just use the name Alfred and the word brainwave in the same sentence.

He had realized, that the cure to all the problems in the world was held right between his hands.

Tony, so shocked that his BBF had done, exclaimed in a high pitched voice.

"FUCK BUBU"

America stunned by his awesome idea over looked his friends rare foul language and gapped for a moment. Our little friend Tony was about to threw some soda over the mans head when he suddenly stood up, the bowl of popcorn fell off his lap and landed on the floor, the delicious treats spilling everywhere. But The United States of Awesome did not notice. Instead he stood in the most epic stance ever, one hand on his hip with his other raised pointing at nothing in particular.

"TONY! TO THE AWESOME CAVE!"

He yelled so loudly that Tony was sure his voice would be measured as at least 7 on the Richter scale.

"We're going… TO COSTCO!"

As he spoke the large bookshelf (not a single book was on it's shelves, instead there was hundreds upon thousands of movies) slid open to reveal two poles, which Alfred and Tony promptly slid down.