Academy Affairs
by dripdrop

Intro note:
Oh shit – more cliché madness? Haha. Well, the pairing is sasunaru for this chapter, and it's unbetaed. There'll be more pairings later on.

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Stab, kill, punch, smack, skewer, fry. Sasuke seemed eager to do any of the previously listed actions (except for fry, maybe) when Naruto's head and eyes and posture began to droop. Again.

Whoever banned teachers from beating sense into their students was an idiot.

"Uzumaki," Sasuke growled, whipping his pointer out and slamming it onto his desk. Naruto sat upright immediately.

"Is class over?" he asked sleepily. Around him, classmates began to snicker behind their hands, careful not to attract Sasuke's attention. They were aware of his temper when it came to disruptions and the like.

"This is the eleventh time this week, Uzumaki," Sasuke snapped. He pointed towards the overhead projector and demanded, "have you learned anything at all?"

Naruto made a show of looking confused, scratching his head and looking pensive as he racked his brain for nonexistent information. "The Pythagorean theorem?"

Sasuke remained livid. "We learned that three weeks ago."

"Oh yeah."

Sasuke threw his hands into the air, dropping his beloved pointer and shuffling over to his chair to deflate into it. "I'm seriously considering a vacation right now," he grumbled. Naruto looked apologetic and slightly offended as he stood from his seat.

"Ah – Sensei, I was kidding! We learned about the – " he looked to Shikamaru for help and he mouthed 'point-slope formula' to him, "A-about the point-slope formula this week!"

Sasuke quirked a brow, having missed the silent conversation his two students shared moments before. "Oh really?" he questioned, rising from his spot. "Care to demonstrate how to correctly use the formula for the class, then?"

"Uh… no?"

Sasuke ignored him, handing over a marker and gesturing towards the board. Naruto caught his daring smirk as he strode forward, trying his best not to combust on the spot.

Once he was close enough to spot the obstinate specks of older formulas still on the smooth surface, he gulped, and raised the marker until it hovered crookedly above an open space.

"Go on," Sasuke urged patiently.

"Yeah, yeah," Naruto grumbled. He frowned as he pressed the marker onto the board and began to write. Sasuke chuckled inwardly, surprised that Naruto was attempting to make up something.

His chuckling stopped abruptly when he realized Naruto had finished, presenting a pornographic drawing of two figures tangled in a mass of limbs. He noted with dark amusement that both figures were decidedly male.

"D'you like it Uchiha-sensei?" Naruto asked. "It's you and Sai-sensei."

Sasuke desperately wanted to kick something as he recalled the student-engendered rumor about his affair with Sai, one of Konoha Academy's Art teachers. The class laughed openly as he stormed towards the board and wiped the drawing off with his palm.

"That was not the Pythagorean theorem," Sasuke said.

"I thought I was supposed to be demonstrating the point-slope form, Uchiha-sensei?" Naruto asked. He grinned triumphantly when Sasuke blanked out, realizing his obvious mistake.

"You're right. Then go ahead and finish your demonstration, Uzuma– "

His reply went unheard as the bell rang, dismissing students from the room. Several boys whooped and patted Naruto on the shoulder as they passed, congratulating him on something no one else would ever dare to do (in Sasuke's class, at least). Naruto bowed cheekily in reply.

Once the room was significantly empty, Naruto finally moved towards his desk and gathered up his belongings. As he shoveled stubby erasers and bite-marked pencils into his backpack, Sasuke relaxed once again in his chair.

"Ihave learned a lot this semester, Sensei," the blonde confessed as he shouldered his brightly colored bag. "Just not completely relevantmaterial," he added.

Sasuke snorted. "Our private lessons aren't completely relevant?" he asked. Naruto laughed.

"If they really were for my educational benefit, then they'd be absolutely relevant," he explained, moving forward so he could plant his hands on either side of Sasuke's desk.

"Who says what we do isn't educationally beneficial?"

Naruto shrugged, contemplating, and Sasuke pulled him forward until the proximity between their faces was close enough for discomfort. Naruto grinned, hardly discomforted at all.

"You have to stop falling asleep in my class, Naruto," Sasuke whispered into his ear, curling fingers into his hair. Naruto chuckled.

"If I wasn't so tired after our tutoring sessions everyday, then that might be possible," he replied. Sasuke smirked and nipped his earlobe.

"I found your art particularly amusing today," he said between bites along Naruto's jaw. Naruto smiled as his pulse quickened.

"Serves you right for putting me on the spot," he retorted, laughter rumbling in his chest. Sasuke smirked and smoothed pale hands under his shirt and over his muscled chest, passing over slightly peaked nipples. Naruto's breathing hitched as he did so.

"Bastard, I'm gonna be late for class," Naruto gasped half-heartedly as he eyed the clock. Sasuke kissed the side of his mouth and undid his tie.

"I can write a note," he answered. He ignored Naruto's protest as he pulled him into another kiss, dragging his tongue across the blonde's lips until they parted, allowing entrance. Naruto groaned huskily as Sasuke's tongue met his, battling wetly as Sasuke yanked Naruto into his lap.

The late bell chose to ring again at that moment, announcing that all students should be in their second period class.

"Shit!" Naruto cried, jumping out of Sasuke's embrace and picking up his bag from the floor. "I'm late again!"

Sasuke failed to restrain his smirk as he reached for the post-its on his desk and began to write an excusing note. Naruto waited anxiously as he wrote, running nervous hands through his spiky blonde hair.

"Here," Sasuke said once he was finished, handing Naruto a hastily written note explaining his short absence. "Hopefully Gai won't make you do seven-hundred push-ups today."

"Yeah, six hundred and ninety-nine is much better," Naruto grumbled. He turned to leave hastily, pausing before the doorway when Sasuke stood from his desk.

"See you later, Sensei," he said with a wave. Sasuke smirked, knowing that someone was close enough in hearing range that Naruto had to address him properly.

"Later, Uzumaki." he replied. Naruto grinned one last time before darting away, obviously worried about Gai's tardy punishment he'd have to endure later.

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End note:
I blame writer's block for this. Sasuke is out of character (sorta) and the plot is really shitty. I'll probably throw Neji in here at one point. Hahaha.

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