So, d'ya wanna know how the universe died? It didn't freeze to death in billions of years from now! In fact, as you are reading the very important and completely accurate events transcribed here, these events are taking place! Thus, the universe will die as soon as you finish reading. Or will it? There's only one way to find out!
So, somehow, Ace was stuck in Konoha. I don't even want to try to come up with an explanation for this. As a time traveller stuck in an annoying ninja village full of incredibly stupid… well, I guess you could call them people, she was bored. And what does Ace do when she's bored? She makes nitro!
This is where I explain that this is some weird alternate universe that got eaten by the crack in time where Naruto actually got someone to teach him anything, and as such became a super-duper sealing Master guy with epicosity powers that he used to make explosives! Yay! If you didn't catch that, too bad, cause that's all the explanation I'm gonna give you! Annnnnnnnnyways, back to Ace.
Actually, we're gonna leave Ace to get into trouble on her own for a bit, and visit Naruto. Hey, NARUTO! Oi, over here! Why aren't you paying any attention to me… I'm sad. I guess he couldn't hear me cause I'm the Narrator or something weird like that. Anyways, Naruto was doing the only thing Naruto ever does. Eating Ramen!
"RAAAmen. Raaaaammeeeeen. I love SHINEY! ramen. Eat eat eat eat ramen! Eat eat eat eat RAMEN! SHINEY! RAMEN YUMMY RAMEN! Yum yum yum yum EAT! …Oh yeah, and I cans does coolz sealing stuffs now…" No, that last sentence was not out of character at all. Remember, we're stuck in a weird alternate universe, where annnything is possible. Then Ace magically appeared at Ichiraku's. and a bowl of Ramen fell next to her, yelling "EAT ME!" Because Ramen talks.
"No, thanks, this isn't Alice in Wonderland." Ace replied to the Ramen, who she could practically feel pouting. Because Ramen pouts. Anyways, Ace then noticed the impossibly orange thing in front of her, (it could possibly be human) that was consuming disturbing amounts of Ramen.
"Hey, Orange Ramen Dude. This place is stupid, but it beats Perivale. Wanna make explosives with me?"
Naruto's eyes lit up in excitement. "SHINEY! boomy things are almost as SHINEY! as RAMEN!"
…Then, they made explosives. All. Day.
Then River turned up. "Hey, can I join you?"
Except then, Captain Jack set her gun off, exploding Every. Single. Explosive.
"Hey, when did you get here?", said everyone, as the universe died.
Ramen, thought Naruto.
Forty-Two, thought Ace.
What's a Dalek? thought Kakashi
Bye, bye, universe!
