Another day of listening to Dib's constant ramble. Zim was tired of it all! He had to figure out a good and effective method of destroying the Dib! He sat at his computer staring at the Irken text that crossed the screen, illuminating the dark room. He stared and thought for hours, until he finally gasped in realization. He knew what he had to do! He pulled out his communicator and called GIR and Mini Moose down to the lab. GIR fell down a tube into the base on his head upside down and Mini Moose gently floated down. He was also upside down.

"Listen here! I have conducted the perfect plan to destroy the foul Dib worm!" Yelled Zim in triumph.

"WHEE! I gonna make nachoos! You want sum nachoos!?" Shouted GIR.

"Nya!" squeaked mini moose with enthusiasm.

"No! You're wrong! SO WRONG!" shouted Zim.

"YAAY!" GIR squealed with delight.

"What I need to do is break into Dib's house when nobody's home and put a bomb in his clothes! Then when he wears his clothes on his ffffilthy skin, he with EXPLODE!" Zim shot his hands into the air to exaggerate the word "explode."

"NACHOOS!" exclaimed GIR

"Nya!" cheered mini moose

"Yes! Genius! I know!" Zim praised him self.

"Is yous gonna break the door with your NACHO POWER!?" GIR proposed.

"No." Replied Zim. "I can't leave any evidence so I can't break anything."

"Then is you gonna float through da wall!" GIR questioned. "I wanna go thorough walls too!" GIR then proceeded to ram into the wall only to discover that he wasn't meant to float through walls. He fell on the floor.

"Nya" Questioned mini moose.

"Good question mini moose! How will I break in? Hmm..." Zim considered his options.

"Use your NACHO POWERS!" GIR yelled, still lying on the floor.

"Nya" proposed mini moose

"No no. Too obvious." Zim said

"You could be a snake and go under the door! NACHO SNAKE!" GIR jumped to his feet.

"Nya!" Mini moose said happily.

"Brilliant, mini moose! A snake!" Zim yelled with triumph, thrusting his finger into the air. "I will body swap with a snake! Then I will slither under Dib's door and get into the house!"

"YAAY! NACHO SNAKE!" Cheered GIR.

"Nya!" Cheered mini moose.

"I will have to build a body swapping machine.. That may take a few days... hmm.. Alright then! It's settled! We shall start on building the machine right away!" announced Zim. Mini moose and GIR cheered. They all immediately got to work.


A/N: Okay! First chapter. Kinda boring. Sounds not so good. But don't worry! It get's better! So much better!