AG: Muahahahah! No this wasn't my idea, I was just telling my sister about my new shounen-ai/yaoi obsession and she came with the idea to write something about them. We got talking and she challenged me to write one hounderd or more short stories about Joshua/Neku.

Of course I took it!

So, here are the warnings and disclaimer.

I do not own TWEWY an/or any of the character. (If an OC pops up I'll tell you beforehand)

This story contains slight shonen-ai. If you don't like it, leave it.

Where to put the cash slips?

Neku couldn't believe it. The Game Master hadn't give them any mission so Joshua insisted they would go shopping. And he, of course, said yes.

Stupid, stupid Neku.

He wouldn't think of shopping as following the silver-haired boy through Shibuya while carrying all the bags. Damn it, he was a boy, wasn't he? He was acting girlier that Shiki! And those bags were quite heavy... A few times Neku tried to change Joshua's plans, but it didn't work and eventually he gave up. He got too tired to argue with Joshua and just followed him around, nodding every time his partner said something to him. Just hoping Josh would get bored and did something to change that.

And he did.

Oh yes.

But it wasn't something Neku liked.

He and Joshua walked through Spain Hill. Joshua was walking next to Neku, humming some kind of unknown melody while looking at all the cash slips he received. "Oh Neku-kun, where should I put all of these?", he asked in a boring manner. "I dunno, they're yours.", Neku simply replied. Joshua seemed to be thinking, but the serious face quickly changed into his trademark smirk. In one swift motion he put the cash slips in his back pocket. No, not his own, Neku's back pocket. Neku yelped and slapped Joshua's hand away. But it was already done. Joshua giggled and Neku flushed a deep tone of crimson. "Take them out.", he stated. Joshua's smirk grew wider. Neku watched him carefully. "My, Neku-kun, stop watching me as if I've done something evil. Here, I'll fix it." And he took them out. But not in the same swift movement, he did it real slow. "I took them out, are you happy now?", Joshua asked him with an acted face of sadness. Neku still watched him carefully. "You were touching, weren't you?", he asked. "Well, you can consider it feeling around yes." Neku dropped the bags. Joshua watched him. Neku inhaled deeply before shouting: "You get ten seconds to get you sorry ass out of here or you'll feel something very different!"

And Joshua ran.

AG: Actually inspired by my own shopping, where I always end up with lots of bags and lots of cash slips.