AN: This is just a little texting style one shot between Sherlock and John. Sherlock's texts are in italics, John's normal. Hope you enjoy.

Erin :)


"John"

"Yes, Sherlock."

"I'm bored."

"What can I do about it? I'm not in the house."

"Come home."

"No."

"Oh please, John."

"Sherlock, I am busy."

"No you're not."

"Yes. Yes, I am."

"Not."

"I am busy, Sherlock."

"No."

"Yes."

"No you are not."

"Yes, I am Sherlock. I will not have this immature argument with you."

"You are though."

"Am what?"

"Having this argument with me."

"I'm stopping it."

"When?"

"Now."

"Right now?"

"Yes, right now Sherlock."

"So we have stopped bickering."

"Yes."

"Right now?"

"Yes, Sherlock. For Christ's sake, stop texting me."

"No."

"What do you mean, no? I am busy Sherlock."

"What are you doing?"

"That's my business."

"What are you doing, John?"

"I'm on a date."

"A date?"

"Yes, Sherlock. A date!"

"With who?"

"That doesn't matter."

"Yes it does."

"No it doesn't. Now will you stop texting me."

"No."

"Sherlock."

"What."

"I am busy"

"Who are you with?"

"I'm not replying anymore."

"Is it the boring teacher? The one with the dog?"

"Is it that one you met at the supermarket, the blonde one?"

"Is it the brunette from the park?"

"Or is it the other brunette, the one with the starbucks?"

"Is it Molly?"

"Are you on a date with Molly?"

"John. Are you with Molly?"

"Molly, really?"

"I can't see it personally."

"Its your decision though."

"Molly. I wouldn't have put you two as a couple."

"Jesus Christ, Sherlock! It isn't Molly, or any of the other people you just named. It's someone from work. You don't know them. Now leave me in peace."

"You replied."

"Sherlock!"

"John. I'm still bored."

"Bored."

"So very bored."

"So bored in fact that my hand might 'accidentally' spill some acid on your jumper."

"Don't you dare Sherlock Holmes!"

"Come home John."

"No."

"But."

"Look, Sherlock, I spend all day with you, I'm usually in the flat every evening I am sure you can cope with one night on your own."

"What do I do John?"

"I don't know. Go play cluedo with Mrs Hudson."

"That's no fun."

"She's boring. You are much more interesting."

"Is she getting annoyed yet?"

"Who?"

"Your date."

"He is fine."

"…"

"Did you say 'He'?"

"Was it a mistype?"

"No, it wasn't Sherlock. I am on a date with a man from my office. Well at least I was until he walked out because of your constant texting."

"I thought you were straight?"

"Well, so did I but apparently not."

"John."

"Yes, Sherlock."

"I'm sorry."

"Come home."

"I'll be there in 5 minutes."

"Will you grab some milk on your way?"

"You don't usually ask for milk."

"Its for an experiment. And John.."

"Yes."

"I.."

"Yes, Sherlock."

"I love you."

"You what?"

"I thought you were straight so I didn't want to say anything. Now that I know you're gay or bisexual, we could have a chance at a relationship."

"Really?"

"You really mean that?"

"Yes, John."

"Good."

"What?"

"I only went on the date to make you jealous."

"Why?"

"Because you are cute when you're jealous. I'll see you at home."

"I look forward to it."

"And John."

"Yes?"

"Don't forget the milk."

"I won't Sherlock."