Why Bishounen are Always Seme
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Tasuki dragged Nuriko to the river.
"Let go of me." Nuriko warned.
"Come on, we're both men." Tasuki said. "And you smell, so wash."
"I'm not washing with you here." Nuriko said indignantly.
"Nuriko, you may dress like a woman but you aren't one, so don't be so damned shy." Tasuki said
irritably.
"You're the one who dumped me into the mud in the first place." Nuriko said in irritation.
"You dragged me in with you." Tasuki grumbled.
"Revenge." Nuriko said with a sweet smile.
"Come on, get cleaned before Miaka finds out."
"Oh, are you afraid of little Miaka?" Nuriko teased.
Tasuki growled and tacked Nuriko, spilling them both into the river. Nuriko shrieked as he sank into the
cold water. They both surfaced spluttering. Nuriko glared at Tasuki, pushing his bangs back from his
eyes.
"Thanks, now I'm all wet," he grumbled.
"Ah, calm down, Nuriko, just wash your dress out and it'll be fine." Tasuki said with an insufferable
grin.
"Keep your back turned." Nuriko ordered.
Tasuki rolled his eyes. "Nuriko, you're a guy, get over it. You don't have anything I haven't seen
before."
Nuriko gave him a scandalized look and then smiled slightly. "All right, Tasuki."
Tasuki gave a grunt as he peeled off his own wet clothes to dry them. He glanced over to find Nuriko
doing the same. The slim purple haired man was wading from the river to hang his dress on a tree branch.
"Hey, Nuriko! Hang this up for me too, will ya..." Tasuki trailed off as Nuriko turned around to catch
his clothes.
Tasuki's eyes went comically wide. "Shit! No wonder you wear a dress. Pants couldn't hide that!"
Nuriko blushed at the comment, hands going down to cover his groin.
Tasuki managed a semblance of his usual grin. "Your hands are too small."
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Tasuki dragged Nuriko to the river.
"Let go of me." Nuriko warned.
"Come on, we're both men." Tasuki said. "And you smell, so wash."
"I'm not washing with you here." Nuriko said indignantly.
"Nuriko, you may dress like a woman but you aren't one, so don't be so damned shy." Tasuki said
irritably.
"You're the one who dumped me into the mud in the first place." Nuriko said in irritation.
"You dragged me in with you." Tasuki grumbled.
"Revenge." Nuriko said with a sweet smile.
"Come on, get cleaned before Miaka finds out."
"Oh, are you afraid of little Miaka?" Nuriko teased.
Tasuki growled and tacked Nuriko, spilling them both into the river. Nuriko shrieked as he sank into the
cold water. They both surfaced spluttering. Nuriko glared at Tasuki, pushing his bangs back from his
eyes.
"Thanks, now I'm all wet," he grumbled.
"Ah, calm down, Nuriko, just wash your dress out and it'll be fine." Tasuki said with an insufferable
grin.
"Keep your back turned." Nuriko ordered.
Tasuki rolled his eyes. "Nuriko, you're a guy, get over it. You don't have anything I haven't seen
before."
Nuriko gave him a scandalized look and then smiled slightly. "All right, Tasuki."
Tasuki gave a grunt as he peeled off his own wet clothes to dry them. He glanced over to find Nuriko
doing the same. The slim purple haired man was wading from the river to hang his dress on a tree branch.
"Hey, Nuriko! Hang this up for me too, will ya..." Tasuki trailed off as Nuriko turned around to catch
his clothes.
Tasuki's eyes went comically wide. "Shit! No wonder you wear a dress. Pants couldn't hide that!"
Nuriko blushed at the comment, hands going down to cover his groin.
Tasuki managed a semblance of his usual grin. "Your hands are too small."
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)
