What up bros! It's AnonymousFanDude! I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I have just read so many of thee that I had to write one myself. WARNING- May be inappropriate. That's right. There will be minor smut. MINOR! I'm not doing the full thing. Like...just...no. Okay? No. Maybe...No! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm no good at that crap and I feel awkward writing it. I mean, maybe if no one was reading it...No! Just No! Wow, random intro. Uh...this is a little awkward. Hehehe...Bye!
Tris POV
"Candor or Dauntless, Candor or Dauntless, Candor or Dauntless!" I hear from outside my door. I stomp out of bed and open it.
"Shut up, Uriah!" I scream.
"I'm not shutting up until you play with me," he says back.
I fail to hold back a laugh. "That's what she said..."
"Tris!" he screams in shock. "Ew! Gross!"
I laugh. "Okay, fine. I'll play with you."
"I don't think I want you to anymore." A second of silence before, "Anyway...that's Marlene's job." I scream and run into a wall multiple times. "Hah! Lol."
I stop. "Really? Lol? No one says that anymore."
"I do," he says.
Tobias sprints out of my apartment in a worry. "Ain't nobody getting married here!" He is such a freak. Why am I his girlfriend? Because he's cute. Yeah, I know. And he's got them abs too. Woo! (It was torture to write that, just to let you know)
"Don't worry, Tobias. We weren't," I assure him. "Hey, didn't somebody mention something about a game of Candor or Dauntless?"
"Oh right. Yes. Zeke's in ten," Uriah says. Then he runs off down the hallway.
I turn to Tobias. "Let's go!"
He grabs my wrist as I'm starting to run to Zeke's. "Uh...Tris?"
"What?" I say with attitude.
"You forgetting something?" He points at my stomach.
"Oh right. A shirt. Almost forgot." I laugh as I run back inside and grab a shirt. I put it on and race back outside. "Now let's go," I say grabbing Tobias' arm and pulling him beside me.
When we make it there we are greater by The Great Ezekiel himself. It feels like such an honour. We go inside and join the circle. The whole gang is here. Christina, Will, Shauna, Zeke, Lynn, Al, Marlene and Uriah. It's a bro paradise!
"Okay! As host of this fabulous party, let me explain the rules," Zeke says. We always play Candor or Dauntless but Zeke said that it has a twist tonight. "If you decline a question or dare you must take off an item of clothing that cannot be a shoe or sock because we are all apparently lesbians that love seeing each other naked." The fact that he says it in such an official voice makes it even funnier. "The twist: When you're fully naked you have to hug ten people at the pit. Game end when those ten people are hugged." Everyone bursts out laughing. Even Zeke who did such a great job holding it in.
"Okay, let's start!" Uriah shouts.
"Okay, then. Will, Candor or Dauntless?" Zeke asks.
"Erudite," Will says.
"No," says Zeke.
"Fine. Candor."
"Pansycake!" Uriah shouts. Because that's all he's good for. Pissing people off and flying. Yeah, he can't fly. Learnt that the hard way.
"Okay, Will. If you could date anyone in this room, that isn't Christina, who would it be?"
"Uh..." Will looks around the room and his eyes land on me. "Tris."
"What?" I say.
"You know," he says. "Because you know me the second best. We were buddies in initiation."
"I was your buddy in initiation," Al says hurt.
"Yes but I don't wouldn't want to date you. Can we please just drop this topic and continue on with the game?"
"Yes," Christina says.
"Okay...Four. Candor or Dauntless?" Will says.
"Dauntless."
"Okay. Go outside and propose to a girl in the hallway."
"Oh wow. Okay," he says. We all go outside and hide to watch him.
When he finds one he pulls out a burger ring and proposes with that.
"Will you marry me?" he says sounding desperate.
A wide grin crosses her face. "Yes! Yes, yes, yes! It's my dream come true! I'm gonna marry Four!" She hugs him.
He pushes her off of him. "Ew! Gross. No."
"Why not?" she whines.
"Because, cuties." He brushes himself off and walks back into the apartment. We all crack up laughing when we get back.
"Okay. Tris. I'm lazy, just answer," Tobias says.
"Urgh fine! Dauntless," I say.
"Okay. Go to the pit and act like someone who has completely lost their mind," he says.
"Okay," I say.
I race to the pit, the gang following me and it's packed. I start screaming in peoples faces and running around saying "We're all gonna die!" Some guy tries punching me but I dodge, give them a cheeky face and start running around again.
And then I jump over the ledge of the chasm.
Tobias POV
I watch as she runs around like a total nut job. Getting in peoples faces, screaming, running. Someone tries to punch her but misses. I'll get them back tomorrow. Oh won't tomorrow be sweet.
I almost scream when she jumps over the ledge of the chasm. "Tris! No! Tris!" I scream. What is she doing? She just killed herself.
I sprint to the chasm and almost jump myself. Everyone else is behind me, crying.
"Boo!" I fall backward. Tris climbs up from the edge and starts laughing. "Oh my gosh, that was so much fun. Was that crazy enough for you?"
"Tris!" I hold her tight and gently kiss her on lips. "Don't do that!" She laughs.
"Why? Did the Great Almighty Four almost cry?" she teases.
"Yes," I simply say.
"That's so adorable," she says and scuffles my hair.
"Come one, guys. We got a game to finish," Zeke calls. They all look like HHey we're crying. My girlfriend is totes amazballz!
I really do hope you guys liked this chapter. It's my new Sunday chapter. My seventh story. Oh wow. Well, please tell me if you think I should continue it or not. Also leave a review saying a truth or a dare you'd like me to do and I'll give you a shoutout. Anyway, please follow, favourite, review, review, and review.
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