Why Bishounen are Always Seme

Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.

Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)

"Come on, Sanzo, you know you want me." Gojyo said.
"Fuck off." Sanzo replied.
"No, actually, I was thinking of fucking you." Gojyo admitted with a smirk.
Sanzo's eyes narrowed. "What?" he growled.
"You heard me." Gojyo taunted. "What you need is to get that stick out of your ass. And to get something
better put in it, of course."
"Bastard." Sanzo spat.
"What's the matter, monk? Afraid you're not up to it?" Gojyo persisted.
Sanzo drew out his gun.
"That's right, shoot me, you chicken shit. You wouldn't know a good fuck if you saw one anyway."
Sanzo's glare intensified and for a moment Gojyo was afraid he'd really shoot.
"You've never had a good fuck, so don't talk about what you don't understand." Sanzo said finally,
surprising the tall redhead.
"Excuse me?" Gojyo said disbelievingly. "Who's the playboy here? Who's got women and men crawling all
over him just so he can fuck them?"
Sanzo snorted.
"Oh, that's it, monk. Now I know you're just bluffing. Come on, let's get naked. Then you'll know what a
good fuck is."
Sanzo eyed Gojyo for a moment, and then put the gun away. He snorted and began removing his robes. Gojyo
started in surprise but recovered quickly and began taking off his own clothes. No way was he going to
let the damned monk upstage him. Once naked, Gojyo grinned at Sanzo's pale back.
"Come on, Sanzo, I'm going to fuck you until you see stars. I'll have you begging me to do you again and
again," he said confidently.
Sanzo snorted and turned around. Gojyo goggled. His jaw worked but no sound came out of his mouth.
Sanzo's eyes narrowed again, daring Gojyo to say something.
"Fuck me!" Gojyo swore.
He grabbed Sanzo's arm and dragged him towards the bed. He threw himself down, startling the monk, and
raised his ass in the air.
"Please pound me into the wall." Gojyo begged.
Sanzo smirked and climbed on the bed. "Now who's in for a good fuck?"

finito

For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:

Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)