Hello! I'm UrfavoriteNepeta and I am coming to you today with
Poetry 3 I'm making a Homestuck Poetry 3 Book beclaws I can and I have a few ideas :33
WISH ME BUENA SUERTE!
Roses are Red,
Here's something new.
Violets are Violet,
NOT FREAKING BLUE!
-Jade
Roses are Red,
Blood is red,
Firetrucks are red.
I'm red- OH SHIT WAIT WHAT?!FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
-Dave
My favorite word begins with F and ends with
UCK.
My favorite word is Fuck you moron
I just spelled it out for you.
God how stupid can you get?
I'm leaving
*Leaves*
- Karkat
Roses are Red,
Kar's blood is too.
But I wwould really like to
Mabye go out wwith you?
- Eridan
Collaborative piece
Jack Noir: I'm gonna kill a bitch
Karkat: OH SHIT TEREZI RUN
Terezi: YOU B4ST4RD.
Hehe! Equius is b100,
Vriskitty is too.
Both are gone.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?!
- Insane!Nepeta
There once was a hoofbeast from Land of Milk and Sweat.
Who was lovely all around but yet
He was so sweet
Especially his meat
When I ate him.
Equius: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
- Author's Special
I know it was shorter than expected but I got really bored. At least a couple are funny.
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Right?
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Yeah I thought not...
