Hello! I'm UrfavoriteNepeta and I am coming to you today with

Poetry 3 I'm making a Homestuck Poetry 3 Book beclaws I can and I have a few ideas :33

WISH ME BUENA SUERTE!


Roses are Red,

Here's something new.

Violets are Violet,

NOT FREAKING BLUE!

-Jade


Roses are Red,

Blood is red,

Firetrucks are red.

I'm red- OH SHIT WAIT WHAT?!FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
-Dave


My favorite word begins with F and ends with

UCK.

My favorite word is Fuck you moron

I just spelled it out for you.

God how stupid can you get?

I'm leaving

*Leaves*

- Karkat


Roses are Red,

Kar's blood is too.

But I wwould really like to

Mabye go out wwith you?

- Eridan


Collaborative piece

Jack Noir: I'm gonna kill a bitch

Karkat: OH SHIT TEREZI RUN

Terezi: YOU B4ST4RD.


Hehe! Equius is b100,

Vriskitty is too.

Both are gone.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

- Insane!Nepeta


There once was a hoofbeast from Land of Milk and Sweat.

Who was lovely all around but yet

He was so sweet

Especially his meat

When I ate him.

Equius: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

- Author's Special


I know it was shorter than expected but I got really bored. At least a couple are funny.

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Right?

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Yeah I thought not...