Author's Note: Hi guys, this is another story from me. Instead of updating it all the time, I might update this only once a month or so to get on with my other stories. With the success of the "SV Tribute" I thought I'd make a sequel, a proper, full story. Instead of making fun of Mary Sues, this story will poke fun at those stories you see all the time. The ones full of romance that people only read because it has something to do with Raimundo in it, or some kind of Kimiko pairing or Rai pairing with an OC. Don't worry, this story will be written to include my random humour and breaking of the forth wall that you loved in the prequel. And an OC. Who is a Mary Sue. Yay. Oh yeah, if you have Raikim or something to do with love and Raimundo in your pen name, you have fallen into my trap! This trap is to show you how awful some of these Raimundo fics are, but please still review. Rai fan girls, your peaceful life ends here!


So It Begins; The Ultimate Story Of Love! Harsh Wind, Loving Flames, Really Bright Light!

It was a freaking ordinary day at the temple, Master Fung had called all four dragons to share with them some important news. Raimundo was the leader, because he is the best. Omi doesn't count, even though Omi is far stronger than him. So is Clay.

"Guess what's happening?" asked Fung, acting weird and out of character like in every fic where a new element to the storyline is introduced, or written by a girl younger than 13.

"What is happening master?" asked Omi, knowing that this was possibly the only time he'd be able to speak.

Can you guess?

"A NEW XIAOLIN WARRIOR! I'm not even going to explain why the hell she is a chosen one, I'm just going to leave you all alone so you can all fall in love etc!" he said, before showing them the new warrior.

She was a girl that was about Kimiko's age, ONLY WAY HOTTER. She had perfect pink hair and rainbow coloured eyes, her Xiaolin uniform was purple and covered in sequins and glitter and butterflies. It also came complete with armoured shoulder pads and a katana and a magic belt and pretty much everything that made her look unique and special.

"Hi…" she whispered, uh oh, she has some kind of sad past because she's related to a villain somehow.

Raimundo looked puzzled, but anyway, this girl was sexy.

"Who is she?" asked the wind dragon.

Fung put his hand on Raimundo's shoulder in a really creepy manner.

"Mah Boi, this is Francesca, dragon of light. She has more power than all of you combined into one," he explained to the Xiaolin leader.

The four Xiaolin dragons didn't seem to mind the fact that they were involved with a Mary Sue, so they took her to the training room.

"Hey Francesca, your powers are incredible!" said Clay.

Raimundo pushed the earth dragon away.

"No, you can't speak to her! I'm obviously destined to be with her! I'm the main character of the whole series, my head is the 'O' in Xiaolin Showdown after all!" shouted Raimundo, denying the fact that he was no way near as cool as the person whose head was REALLY the 'O'.

Clay narrowed his eyes.

"I'm the least popular character in the series; I know that those varmints are going to get rid of me somehow. I just know it…" he thought.

Francesca looked sheepish as she stepped into the arena; there were training dummies around her. With one huge flash of light, the dummies were wiped from existence. She was so powerful she could actually harm people with light, now that takes a lot of beating!

"WOOT! You're freaking amazing! My l33t skills shall never be as powerful as yours, Francesca!" exclaimed Raimundo.

Kimiko's eyes narrowed.

"That girl will form some sort of pairing with Raimundo, I'm in love with Raimundo! After all, we have kissed one or two times during the show, the only existence we have to support the theories of Raikim. Hell, I think there's even more evidence that I could be in love with Omi, even Clay maybe. But Omi and Clay are MINORS; they don't deserve love unless it's with an OC who is as deformed as they are! I must stop Rai and Francesca from falling in love, even if it involves me being captured by a plastic villain in an overused plot!" thought Kimiko.

Dojo suddenly came into the room; obviously there was some sort of Wu that had activated. By Wu I mean plot device.

"The Twin Hearts of Pure Awesome allow two people to unite their hearts if they're in love and unleash a powerful blast that can destroy anything!" explained Dojo, ignoring the new girl and Omi.

"Where is the new Wu?" asked Raimundo.

"It's in the Bahamas, where my girlfriend lives!" explained Dojo.

Raimundo faced the members of his team, but couldn't help staring into eyes of Francesca.

"Let's go! Jack might get there first and hurt Dojo's girlfriend!" he exclaimed.

Dojo's eyes narrowed and he smiled.

"Excellent, they think I actually have a girlfriend!" he thought.

He grew to his large form and they travelled to the sunny tropical beach where the new Shen Gong Wu was, the grey overcast day got Raimundo thinking about love.

"Oh Francesca, soon I shall get the new Wu and prove our true love! But wait; there is another girl I love, Kimiko! I am so confused…angst…angst…angst. But at least I've always got you, power of the wind!" he thought.

A cold gust of wind caused his hair to be messed up.

"My own element has betrayed me…" Raimundo whispered.

They landed on the sunny beach, but to their despair the Wu was in the hands of Jack Spicer; the most evil person in the world who wants to murder everyone and steal their bodies because he's a psycho.

"The Wu is mine, Xiaolin Losers! Face my wrath as I use my awesome robots, armed with weapons that can actually hurt you for once!" shouted Jack, summoning his evil robot army. Did I mention he was REALLY evil?

Francesca jumped forwards; she was the strongest warrior in existence.

"Time for me to shine! Wudai Supernova Light!" shouted the Mary Sue, creating an explosion of light that destroyed all of the Jack Bots in the area.

Now Jack was without his army, he prepared to fight Raimundo. The two boys leapt at each other, seeing who was the strongest.

"My illiterate twelve year old fan girls give me strength!" shouted Jack.

"Mine do too, plus I have a sucky element!" shouted Raimundo.

With a mighty cataclysm, the two fighters struck. As the smoke cleared, it became apparent that only one fighter was still standing. It was Raimundo, yay! But I strongly dislike him.

"C'mon team, the Wu is ours!" said Raimundo, proudly.