I wrote this parody of "Diamonds" because, you know, EVERYONE replaces "diamonds" with "Doitsus" when they hear the song, but nobody's ever rewritten the entire song before now.
It took all day, like 30 repeats of the original version and lots of grapes to finish.
Actually, I'm rather proud of it.
Enjoy~!
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Here's a story told by me
Ciao, my name's Italy
He and I
He and I
We're like Germans in the sky
I just really wanna be
More like Germany
When he holds me
I'm alive
We're like Germans in the sky
I knew that we'd become one right away
Oh right away
At first sight I fell
I hope that he is gay
My heart is dancing dokidoki
So shine bright
Tonight
You and I
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Don't hide
Nationwide
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Wurst rise through the universe
We eat pasta bolognese
Smell the sauce, won't ever fade
We're like Germans in the sky
I just really wanna be
Close to Germany
When he yells at me
I'm alive
We're like Germans in the sky
At first sight I fell
I hope that he is gay
My heart is racing dokidoki
So shine bright
Tonight
You and I
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Don't hide
Nationwide
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
So shine bright
Tonight
You and I
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Don't hide
Nationwide
We're beautiful like potatoes in the sky
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
(...ooh...ohh...yeeah!)
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
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