Crashing through the roof,

On a one-horse open tree,

Through the skies we go,

Laughing all the—whee!

Asylum alarms ring,

Making me feel bright!

What fun it is to ride and sing

A Joker song tonight!

.

Oh, jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg!

The Batmobile

Lost a wheel

And the Joker got away!

.

A day or two ago,

I thought that I'd break free,

And soon Miss Harley Quinn

Was seated on my tree!

The tree was a Scotch Pine.

The ice its branches wet.

Its jet-engine got clogged with snow

And we, we got upset!

.

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg!

The Batmobile

Lost a wheel,

And the Joker got away!

Hey!