Crashing through the roof,
On a one-horse open tree,
Through the skies we go,
Laughing all the—whee!
Asylum alarms ring,
Making me feel bright!
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Joker song tonight!
.
Oh, jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile
Lost a wheel
And the Joker got away!
.
A day or two ago,
I thought that I'd break free,
And soon Miss Harley Quinn
Was seated on my tree!
The tree was a Scotch Pine.
The ice its branches wet.
Its jet-engine got clogged with snow
And we, we got upset!
.
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile
Lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away!
Hey!
