AN: I enjoyed writing this one because of Catherine being nosy and all, she wasn't called 'Queen of Gossip' for nothing, right?

Disclaimer: In my dreams, they're all mine...


Midnight Invader

Grissom's eyes flew open when he heard a commotion downstairs, he stood up and headed towards the door so his wife won't wake up. He heard his dog whined quietly and heard a familiar voice, "hey Hank, can you keep quiet for me? I'll be your food if you owner finds me lurking in his house."

He chuckled mentally and decided to have a little fun of his own, he sidetracked and slid into his office and put out one of his spiders, "hey buddy, guess what, there's a blonde woman out there who is snooping at my things. Now let's have some fun shall we?" He got out of his office and clicked the door shut quietly and set down his spider. He put his hand on his ears and waited for the moment.

A loud, deafening scream could be heard in the entire house, "get if off! Get it off! Get if off!" Catherine ran around his living room while swatting the spider away from her sleeves and Grissom couldn't held his laughter so he walked up to her and picked up the spider. Catherine turned to him and glared, but before she could bark at him his wife rushed down the stairs and left Catherine speechless.

"Gil what's going on? I heard someone screamed is e-," a tall and slim brunette came down the stairs wearing a dark blue satin robe, her hair pulled up into a messy bun. She stopped and saw Catherine whose mouth hung open, "hey Cath, you might wanna close that or you'll catch flies." She looked at Grissom, "I bet he won't appreciate it if you eat one of his friends," she chuckled and stood beside her husband, who frowned at her slightly.

Catherine shook her head and looked between the married couple, "Sara?" Catherine opened her mouth then closed it again, unable to find her voice. Then she remembered the spider and glared at Grissom, "WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET YOUR LITTLE BEAST OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?!"

Grissom raised his eyebrow as if to say, why wouldn't I?, "well, let's see, you broke into our home, then ordered my dog to be quiet and snoop around our house, why do you think I did that? It's your fault you know, you shouldn't be trespassing other people's house especially if their house is full of bugs," he smirked. "But why did you come here anyway? You could've just called."

Catherine's pointed looked softened a little and replaced with a hint of embarrassment, "well I am dying to know who your wife is! The moment I saw you, I could bet a thousand bucks that you'd rather marry a bug than marry a woman, but here you are," she pointed to the couple, "sharing a home with a very lovely and attractive woman by the way," both she and Sara chuckled, then her face softened, " but I am happy for you Gil, I'm proud that you got your head out of that microscope. I'm actually impressed that Sara was able to wait for you, but since you're both happy, I'll be happy for you two." She hugged them both and started to leave, then turned around to ask her final question.

"How long have you two been married anyway?" They led her to the front door and before she knew it she was outside but she held up her hand, "so?"

Before answering Grissom held the doorknob ready to close it, and Sara couldn't help but to stifle her laugh. They back away a little and Sara said, "four years," Catherine's eyes widened and was about to get in when Grissom shut the door and locked it.

They ascended to their room bursting to laughter, while they could still hear Catherine outside their house, frustrated. They laid down with smiles on their faces until sleep took over their bodies and they forgot about their midnight invader.


Whoever you are thank you for allotting time to read this, I hope you had fun reading this like I did; I know it's short but that's all I had in my mind. Please leave a review:)