Okay, I know I should be working on other things, but another Plot Bunny came up and bit me a little harder than I expected. (rubs shin) So, here's the premise of this little story: You know that scene in the opening credits that have a giant Shego fighting a regular sized Kim? Well, that's the only scene in the credits that didn't come from an episode. This story is where that scene came from. I'm also going to try my darndest to write this story as close to canon as Possible, and keep everyone involved as OC as Possible as well. In other words, I hope this reads just like a regular episode.
Disclaimer: Uhh… what was this for again? Oh yeah… I don't own these characters, I just write the stories.
Shego 2.0
"Okay Drakken…" Shego said as she flumped down in a soft chair while flipping the device she had just procured to her blue-skinned boss, "Why did you have me boost this thing from that bug guy?"
Dr. Drakken fumbled with the device momentarily and then finally cradled the item to his chest as if he was holding something precious. "This, Dear Shego, is the key to my latest plan. With it, we will be rid of that pesky Kim Possible once and for all!"
"Hmm… Okay, I'll bite. What's it do?" The green woman said with an air of disbelief about her.
"Shego of little faith… why must you be so flippant all the time?" Dr. Drakken said, and gently set the small round device on his workbench.
"Maybe because every time you say something like 'This plan will get rid of Kim Possible for sure', then I know it's doomed to fail."
"rrnngghh… I'll have you know that this is only a third of my plan." The blue scientist then walked out of the room, and then came back in carrying what appeared to be a black box of some sort. It was about the size of a shoebox and was quite heavy, as Drakken was having a little trouble carrying it. With both hands he hefted the box onto his workbench and it landed with a dull thud.
"What is that?" Shego asked warily while in the middle of filing her black polished nails.
"Oh I think you will recognize this as soon as you see it." Drakken said with an air of mystery. He turned the box around on the bench so it faced him, yet away from Shego.
Reaching deep into a pocket on his lab coat, Drakken pulled out a small key, and placed it in the lock on the box. When he tried to turn the lock, it wouldn't budge. "What the? I'm sure this is the right key?"
"Oh I am soooo confident in this plan." Shego said and blew some filings off of a freshly manicured nail.
"I was sure that the key for this box was in my right…" Drakken paused for a second when he put his left hand in his left pocket. "Oops…" Removing the key he had in the lock, and replacing it with the correct key, Drakken once again turned it, and this time the lock opened easily.
With a smug look on his face, Drakken lifted the lid and stared down at the contents while multicolored lights illuminated his features. Shego started, and actually pushed herself back into the chair as if she was trying to get away from something dangerous. With a somewhat shaking voice she said, "Wh… what is that?"
"This, my Dear Shego…" The blue scientist said while turning the box around, "Is a piece of the comet that gave you and your brothers the powers that you possess."
"Whoop! Whoop! Stupid idea alert!" Shego said while making the time-out gesture with her hands. "First off, where in the world did you get that?" The worried look on her face deepend.
"From the Go City Museum. Where else?"
"And they let you just walk out with it?" Shego replied with her voice rising.
"When I told the curators that I was writing a book and wanted to study how the city's greatest hero's received their powers from such a seemingly inconsequential rock, they were more than happy to let me use it… for a day."
"And they weren't at all suspicious of a blue man making this request?" By now Shego was behind the chair, and had a look of concern on her face.
"Oh I didn't ask as Dr. Drakken, Villain extraordinare… I asked as Drew Lipsky, a concerned scientist, who is curious about the ways of the world."
"One thing confuses me Doc… You said that that Roflax thing-a-ma-jig was only a third of your plan. Now I see another third of it. I'm almost worried when I ask… what is the third piece?"
With a smug look on his face, Dr. Drakken said one word. "You."
…x x x x…
C'mon Kim… this is big… no, it's huge!" Ron was waving his arms at his best friend Kim Possible as they walked up to the school.
"Amp down Ron. It's not that that big of a deal. Really." Kim said while the two of them walked through the front doors. "I mean, really… Me, being voted in the school newspaper as…"
"Best dressed?" The two teens heard from a certain snarky brunette as she walked by speaking with her entourage. "Hah! Kim Possible? That pink weasel thing Stoppable carries with him has more of a chance of being voted 'Best Dressed' than she does!"
"Bonnie…" Kim said with a growl.
"I mean look at what she's wearing!" Bonnie continued to speak to the girls following her as if Kim wasn't even there. "I mean… a green half-shirt and blue capri's? She wears that almost like, every other day! I've so got this in the bag."
"Right… here… Bonnie." Kim said through her teeth, and Bonnie Rockwaller finally turned towards Kim.
"Oh, sorry K. I didn't even see you there."
"I'll have you know, Bonnie…" Kim said with barely contained rage, "This is the first time I've worn this in over a week!"
Suppressing a chuckle, Bonnie then turned back to the group of girls that were following her. "And she even admits to wearing 'Old Fashion's'. What a complete loser." After that being said, Bonnie and the three girls following her finally walked off leaving Kim and Ron standing in the middle of the hallway. Ron was a bit stunned at Bonnie's jabs, but Kim was feeling something else entirely different.
"Of all the stinking nerve…" Kim started to say.
"Amp down KP." Ron said while placing a hand on her shoulder in an attempt to calm his friend down. "You know it's just Bonnie trying to get under your skin. If you let her, she wins."
"Oh, she's not gonna win, that's for sure. I'm the one who's going to win… I'm gonna win this 'Best Dressed', or my name isn't Kim Possible!"
To be continued…
Yeah, this chapter may be a bit short, so I hope that doesn't create any detractors to this story. So, along with "BioniKim: Oblivion", and "My Rescuer, My Love?"… I now have a third story going.
Man! And here I didn't want any more than two stories going at any time. So much for that plan… As a result, updates to all stories may take a bit longer than expected. Sorry…
