Scene opens with a shot of a small Toto outpost in plains.
A shuttle cruises towards it. Camera zooms into the command center at the top,
which shows Toto soldiers working computers or just standing around. Commanding
officer turns when an elevator door slides open, revealing Hex. Hex still has
some bandages.
Commander: Sir, Colonel
Hex, sir!
Hex: Hello, Commander. I'm
here to test out the new Shortduck.
Commander: I should warn
you, sir, that things' a monster. None of our test pilots can handle it.
Hex: Would I be here if
they could?
Commander: Right…
Scene changes to shot of Hex, the Commander, and a
mechanic standing on a walkway in front of the Shortduck. It carries a massive
Doby gun.
Hex: I should assume the controls
have been set to meet standard Toto format?
Mechanic: (Chomping
on a cigar) Tha's right, sir. All our mobile
insulters meet standard format. Ship shape ya know, sir.
Hex: (Taking out a
gun and shooting the cigar out of his mouth)
Get rid of that disgusting thing. (Mechanic walks off) I will be testing the Shortduck immediately.
Commander: I'll notify
command.
Scene changes to a shot outside the base. The Shortduck is
floating off the ground a few feet away from some stationary target.
Hex: Start with some basic
maneuvers. I'm moving forward.
Suddenly the Shortduck stands on its head and starts
burrowing into the ground. Gasps are heard from the command center. Camera
switches to shot of side of Hex's head.
Hex: ERRRRRRRRRGGHHHHH!!!
Shot of the ground. The Shortduck flies up from the
ground, hovers a few feet above it, and blasts the target to infinity.
Hex: I've done it! I've
mastered the Shortduck! HA HA HA! Now I have a bone to pick with my old friend
Hero Yueh!
Scene 3: Hero's Emotional Problems
Scene opens with shot of Trowel and Hero sitting at a
table in a small room.
Hero: Why? Why must we
keep insulting? Every day we just insult and insult and insult! It's all that
we know how to do! Just insult and insult! Without regard to all those people
we insult! I can take it! I can't keep insulting!
Trowel: But what are you
going to do about it? If you stop insulting, Toto will conquer the Earth Globe
Alliance! The Earth would be covered in evil!
Hero: Let the Earth take
care of itself! I can't keep insulting! There's only one thing left to do!
Hero stands up and bolts for the door. On the way, he
shoves Duel to the side.
Duel: Hey, what's your
problem? Did your girlfriend dump you or something?
Hero: You'll never
understand! Never!
Duel: (glancing at Trowel) What's his problem?
Trowel: Nothing.
Shot changes to Hero leaping into Whiff, and taking off.
Camera pans to Wuf watching him silently.
Wuf: I always knew he was
too weak.
Shot changes to Whiff standing in the middle of a deserted
field. The hatch opens up and Hero stands on top of its head. Camera looks
through a transparent panel at Hero's face. Hero holds up a joystick.
Hero: Mission aborted.
Hero presses the top button on the joystick. Camera zooms
out to a shot of Whiff, which, amidst loud music, explodes. Shot of Hero flying
up, and eventually landing in a lake.
Scene 4: Toto Attack
Scene opens with a shot of a heavily bandaged Hero in a
bed, and then zooms back to show Trowel leaning against a wall. Hero opens his
eyes.
Hero: (slowly) Why did you save me?
Trowel: I didn't. The EPA
did. They thought your rotting body would be hazardous to the reservoir. When
it turned out you were alive, I said I was your friend. They handed you over to
me.
Hero: Great. Saved from a
heroic death by the freakin' EPA.
Trowel: I've hidden
Heavyfeet in a dark alley.
Hero: A dark alley?
Trowel: No one goes in
them anymore.
Hero: It's your Gundarn.
Scene changes to
Trowel and Hero walking through a marketplace, with a lot of dancing and singing
and selling and stealing of food. A very obvious limo follows the pair.
Hero: Duhhhh… Someone's
following us, Trowel.
Trowel: I'll handle it.
Hero: You sure?
Trowel: I'll be fine.
Trowel spins
around and laces the limo with streams of bullets from two Uzis he has hidden
under his turtleneck. The limo careens off the road and slams into the side of
a building, where it explodes.
Suddenly sounds of combat are heard. Camera changes to
shots of Toto Simbas fighting Alliance Simbas.
Trowel: I'd better get to
my Gundarn. You go back to the house.
Hero: Fine. To the rest of
the world I'm dead anyway.
Scene changes to Trowel leaning against the wall next to
Heavyfeet, smoking. Suddenly five Toto Simbas appear at the alley entrance.
Simba #1: It's a Gundarn
pilot!
Simba #2: And he's
smoking!
Trowel leaps into his Gundarn, and activates it. He opens
fire on the Simbas. Camera shot shows Trowel at the controls, with light
flashes on his face.
Trowel: I want no part in
this fight, however, I just can't afford to let anyone see me smoking.
Scene 5: The Challenge
Scene opens with Trowel and Hero sitting at a table. Hero
looks much better, however, he still has a bandage wrapped around his head like
a bandanna. He's holding a letter.
Hero: He would have no
reason to fight me so soon after our last one. He must have a new secret
weapon.
Trowel: Probably. Rumor
has it that Toto has been working on a new mobile insulter. Except, by the
rules of mobile insult duels, you have to accept.
Hero: Yeah. Except I blew
up Whiff in a fit of depression.
Trowel: You can use mine.
Hero: But I'm the worst
shot in the world!
Trowel: So?
Hero: Of course, who needs
accuracy with automatics!
Scene changes to shot of Relentless looking out the
window. There's an old guy standing next to a desk behind her.
Relentless: I just can't
figure out why people won't just cooperate and get along! It seems all people
want to do is insult each other endlessly! What do you think?
Old Guy: I don't think.
All I do is fly planes. And I don't know how I do that, because I have such
bushy eyebrows I can't see out.
Relentless: (ignoring
him) And now another good pilot is going to die
because of a ridiculous duel. (looks all misty-eyed) I hope Hero wins. (looks normal again) Wait!! This can't go on! I've got to stop it! Old
Guy, to the plane!
Old Guy: Oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy!
Scene 6: The Battle
Scene opens with Hero, Trowel, Hex, and Oin standing in
the command center in a Toto base in the North Pole. Strangely enough, the two
Gundarn pilots seem at ease.
Hex: We at Toto have
rebuilt your Gundarn, Yueh.
Oin: At first I couldn't
believe that the mightiest Gundarn could become just a few scraps of Gundarnium
alloy, I mean metal.
Hero: Thank you, but I
won't be needing it. I will use Trowel's.
Hex: Fine. I will use the
Shortduck.
Trowel: Oin and I will
make sure the Alliance doesn't interfere with this.
Scene changes to
Trowel in Heavyfeet facing down five Alliance Simbas.
Trowel: I'll handle this.
Heavyfeet starts
shooting up the Simbas without much of a fight. The scene finally opens to the
last Simba crawling slowly away from Heavyfeet, which has an insult blade
extended on it's right arm.
Simba:
Totally….destroyed!….Wiped….out!
Heavfeet starts
walking toward the Simba.
Simba:
Gundarn…attacked…no….chance!
Heavfeet stands
over the Simba.
Simba: There's a Gundarn
down here!!!
Trowel: You think you said
that loudly enough?
Heavyfeet leaps
at the Simba and stars sticking it's blade in and out, in and out, until the
Simba is totally destroyed.
Scene changes to the North Pole. Shortduck and Heavyfeet
face each other.
Hero: Begin.
Shortduck flies up in the air, aiming it's insult gun.
Heavyfeet starts firing at it, but misses. Instead, he hits the snow, causing a
fog to form.
Hero: AAAARGHHH! Why can't
I hit him? And this arm is so heavy….
Hex: (thinking) He's firing into the snow, making a fog! This one
must be a better tactician than I thought.
Battle commences. The two mobile insulters fire at each
other, but failing to cause significant damage. Scene changes to the command
center, with Oin and Trowel looking at a viewscreen. Trowel is eating popcorn,
and Oin is slurping a Pepsi.
Trowel: How long is this
going to take?
Oin: Be patient. The
longest insult duel on record is between Happy "Go-lucky" Johnston and Jack
"Meanie" Smith. That one went on for six hours!
Trowel: Well, at this rate
this one's going to break the record.
Oin: Aren't you upset that
your friends out there insulting to the death?
Trowel: Not really. He's
my friend and all, but I really am fed up with his emotional problems.
Oin: (Looking at a flashing control panel) Uh-oh. The Alliance is on the way.
Trowel: I'll take Hero's
Gundarn and engage them.
Oin: Can I have your
popcorn?
Trowel: No.
Oin: In that case, I'll go
with you.
Scene changes back to the fighters dueling. Heavyfeet is
shooting with his left arm, but then the barbs suddenly stop.
Hero: (thinking) Trowel said that when you run out of barbs, hit that
button. It will make the left arm lighter.
Close shot of
Hero's hand hitting the button. A light flashes.
Exterior shot of
Heavyfeet. Suddenly, left arm falls off.
Hero: (Obviously trying to sum up courage) Uhhhhh, Hex! How about a one-armed fistfight?
Hex: A one-armed
fistfight! Now that's more like it!
Shortduck lands,
facing Heavyfeet. It's left arm suddenly falls off, and falls to the ground
with a thump. The two mobile insulters charge each other, then begin punching
each other. The fight goes nowhere.
Scene changes to
Trowel and Oin fighting hordes of Capricorns (flying mobile insulters). Trowel
is in Gundarn Whiff, and Oin is in a Capricorn.
Trowel: (With light flashing across his face) I don't think we'll be able to make this! There's…
too many of them!
Oin: Let's hold them off
as long as we can! Hopefully the duel will be over soon!
Scene changes
back to the duel. Suddenly Shortduck punches Heavyfeet in the head and breaks
an antenna. Heavyfeet falls to the ground, with Shortduck standing over it.
Hero: ERRRRRRRR!!!!
Suddenly a really
small comfort jet shows up. Scene changes to interior, with Relentless pacing
around and the Old Guy piloting.
Relentless: (At open hatchway) Stop! Stop this immediately!
Hex: (groaning a little) Why should we?
Relentless: Too many
pilots are already dying already!
Hero: That's bad grammar.
Relentless: It's the
translation.
Hex: We'll see, grand
second cousin.
Relentless: Huh?
Oin: (over com) Don't you know, Relentless? Colonel Hex is your grand fathers' second
cousin twice removed!
Relentless: What? That's
impossible! He's….. (looks all
steamed again) Hero! Insult that man!
Insult him and insult him and insult him….
Hero: (groaning a little too) ERRR, why should I?
Relentless: Huh?
Hero: Haven't you heard
the old saying, 'The grand second cousin twice removed of my enemy is no friend
of mine?'
Relentless: There's no
such thing!
Hero: There is.
Oin: Colonel Hex, the
Alliance is on the way! Trowel and I tried to hold them off as long as we
could, but they're coming!
Hex: I'll take care of it.
Shortduck walks
away, picks up it's arm, and flies away.
Hex: We'll finish this
later, Yueh.
Relentless: Oh, I'm so
glad you're all right, Hero.
Hero: Shut up.
Whiff comes in
and picks up Heavyfeet.
Trowel: You scratched my
finish!
Hero: Now don't you
start.
Scene 7: The 40 Argonauts
Scene opens with
shot of plane landing in a small, Middle Eastern town in the desert. Camera
zooms in to show Grainstone and Deathspatula being unloaded in an underground
docking bay, next to lines and lines of Simbas. The Argonaut leader is standing
outside.
Ketra: (jumping down) Hi! I'm Ketra Ramadan Loser. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Duel: (walking up) I'm Duel Maxwell House.
Leader: (gasps)
You're a Loser?
Duel: He sure is.
Leader: My grandfather
fought alongside a Loser down here. He was a loyal friend.
Ketra: Well, I'll try to
live up to his standard.
Leader: Come along, I'll
introduce you to the pilots.
Scene changes to
big auditorium with the 40 Argonauts standing in it. The Leader, Ketra and Duel
are standing on the raised platform.
Leader: We are taking on
two Gundarn pilots. I understand this will be a massive risk to us, what with
the Alliance here and everything, but it will be worth it in the end. One day
the Gundarns will return to save us all!!!
Crowd starts
clapping and cheering.
Duel: (whispering to Ketra) We will?
Ketra: Shut up!
Camera shows Duel
and Ketra becoming acquainted with the 40 Argonauts. Scene changes to show the
two Gundarn pilots, the leader, and an Argonaut with sunglasses standing in the
hanger.
Duel: Well, we've had a
great time with you guys, but we really have to go.
Ketra: That will be
complicated by the Alliance forces here.
Sunglasses: We'll distract
them while you escape, Mr. Loser.
Ketra: (eyes starting to tear) You… You've always been so nice to us…
Duel: (waving a hand in front of Ketra's eyes) Hey, buddy, don't get all damp on me, huh?
Scene changes to
Alliance forces standing outside the city. Suddenly Argonaut Simbas start
burrowing up from the ground. An insult battle follows.
Leader: Time for you to
go, Mr. Loser!
Plane streaks
away over the battlefield. Scene changes to inside, which shows Ketra looking
out a window and Trinity piloting.
Ketra: Duel, would you
come around for another pass. I want to repay these guys for what they've done
for us.
Duel: Yeah, you would,
wouldn't you?
Plane flies
around again, with Gundarn Grainstone leaning out the window. It starts loping
of Alliance Simbas' heads with it's insult cooping saws, then leaves.
Scene 8: Wuf and Ride
Scene opens with Wuf walking away from Gundarn Nutcake. He
enters a town that has seen battle recently, with AA guns and people walking
around holding machine guns. Wuf walks up to Salami Ride, who, with other
guerillas, has been fighting the Alliance desperately to defend their homes.
Wuf:
What are you doing here? You should have been evacuated long ago!
Ride:
We're staying to fight the Alliance, and to defend our homes!
Wuf:
That's ridiculous! Only the strong should fight the strong, and you are weak!
And the weak will perish if they keep fighting! I am strong, but I will no
longer fight!
Ride:
Well, have it your way.
Wuf:
Are you listening? You must stop fighting the strong, and retreat! Save
yourselves, you weaklings.
Partisan
#1: (walking up)
Hey, you kid insulting my leader? I should warn you, Salami here looks "weak"
but you should see her early in the morning when there's no coffee! Just leave
us alone, kid!
Salami:
We would become strong if you were to help us, Wuf.
Wuf:
Why do you even try? (walks away grumbling about the strong and the
weak).
Partisan
#1: I don't like the looks of that kid.
Salami:
That "kid" is a Gundarn pilot, Jack.
Partisan
#1: (shouting)
Really? I thought Gundarns were supposed to help people!
Scene changes to the town under attack by Alliance
Capricorns. The partisans fight with AA guns, but are beaten up. Scene shows
Salami and a couple of partisans running away into the hills, but are being
stalked by two Simbas. Suddenly, Nutcake appears.
Partisan
#1: What? It's a Gundarn!
Salami:
It's Wuf!
Simba
#1: Blast 'im, boys!
Nutcake starts getting shot up with insults. Dramatic
music starts
Wuf:
Run away. I don't want to fight.
Salami:
If you don't want to fight, then you are a coward, and weak!
Wuf:
I AM NOT WEAK!
Salami:
Prove it! Fight the strong, and prove your strength.
(Music rises to a crescendo)
Wuf:
YESSSSS!!
Simba
#1: Hey, he's not fighting!
Simba
#2: (sounds scared) He's probably just waiting to finish us off!
Wuf:
Don't overestimate NUUUTTTTCAAAAKEEEE!!!
Scene follows with Nutcake beating up Alliance Simbas,
mostly by grabbing them with his long arm and swinging them jnto mountains, and
then jumping on them. Scene changes to Salami, Wuf, and Partisan #1 talking.
Wuf:
I have to go now.
Salami:
I hope to see you soon, Wuf!
Partisan
#1: (ruffling Wuf's hair) Hey, you weren't so bad after all, kid!
Wuf:
(looking annoyed) Goodbye. (Wuf walks away.)
Scene 8: Dyslexic and Muellard.
Scene opens with a very happy Alliance base near a
waterfront. A couple pipes fall of the side of the building, and the chimney
belches blue smoke, but no one seems to notice. A group of Alliance officers on
break swim at the beaches. Scene changes to show a Scoliosis and a Capricorn. A
Scoliosis is an underwater mobile insulter that looks like a frog. The screen
is divided between shots of Dyslexic and Muellard. They are both dressed in
Toto uniforms, and speak with high nasal voices.
Dyslexic:
Ready to begin?
Muellard:
Ready to reenact the Boston Tea Party! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Dyslexic:
Oh, shut up Muellard! You mean the Boston Massacre.
Muellard:
Whatever.
Battle commences suddenly between Dyslexic, Muellard, and
the Alliance forces. The soldiers at the beach scream, grab their towels, and
run away. The Alliance forces are badly beaten up.
Alliance
commander: We surrender! Stop firing!
Muellard:
Don't you know anything, commander? This isn't a battle, it's a tea party!
Dyslexic:
A massacre!
Muellard:
Same difference.
Scene commences with Dyslexic and Muellard wiping out the
whole Alliance base.
Scene changes to three-way split between Dyslexic,
Muellard, and Hex. Hex is in the Shortduck.
Muellard:
Today we reenact the Battle of Little Big Horn!
Dyslexic:
Yes! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hex:
(to himself)
You guys are pretty messed up!
Battle commences. Naturally, Alliance forces are
slaughtered, but soldiers are smart enough not to go swimming. The Alliance
forces surrender, but Dyslexic and Muellard keep fighting!
Hex:
What are you doing?
Muellard:
This isn't a battle, Colonel, it's a tea party!
Dyslexic:
It's a…oh, forget it!
Hex:
This is dishonorable! Qapla, dishonorable worms!
Dyslexic:
Hey, who are you calling a worm?
Scene changes to close shot of Dyslexic's Capricorn firing
down on the Alliance base. All of the sudden it explodes. As the explosion
dissipates, Shortduck appears behind it, it's insult gun smoking.
Muellard:
You traitor! Why I ought…
Scene changes to Shortduck flying toward Muellard's
Scoliosis, dodging the missiles launched. Upon reaching it, Shortduck comes
around and grabs it
Hex:
IIIDDDIIIOOOOTTTTSSSSS!!
Shortduck spins around in a circle, holding the Scoliosis.
It finally lets go, sending the Scoliosis flying away like a Frisbee, until it
eventually explodes.
Scene 9: To Die an Insulter
Scene opens with Quattor and Hex sitting in a room.
Quattor is sitting behind a desk, and wears a blue coat with buttons in
addition to his trademark half-cape.
Quattor:
(thinking) I
remember once, Hex showed such great promise. But now, (sighs) it's all done with.
Camera shows Quattor standing at a pier with a mother. At
the end of the pier, there's a baby in feminine yellow chasing a butterfly.
Mother:
Gasp!
Quattor:
No! (holds mother back)
Baby keeps chasing the butterfly, then suddenly falls in.
Mother shrieks, pushes past Quattor, and leaps off the end of the dock. Quattor
turns around, thinks, and leaves the mother and baby thrashing around in the
water. Scene comes back to the two Toto officers sitting at the desk.
Quattor:
Oh, boy. Hex, what am I going to do with you? (Hex looks sullen but
doesn't say anything.)
At first I thought you would be the perfect real-life Darth Vader, the best
officer I could have. But then you killed those two historians Dyslexic and
Muellard! (Hex mutters something about dishonor, but Quattor ignores
him) Now, how do I
punish an officer that killed two historians?
Hex:
(looking up at Quattor and grinning) Lightly?
Quattor:
Nice try. Now, Hex, I know how much honor means to you, so I am going to give
you a blaze of glory. I am going to let you die an insulter!
Hex:
Thank you, sir. I understand.
Quattor:
And, of course, I'll be calling your parents.
Hex:
What?
Quattor:
Nothing. You'll be fighting against overwhelming odds, using the Shortduck. You
may not escape. Understand?
Hex:
Perfectly. (exits)
Quattor:
(sighs) How
depressing.
Scene changes to show Shortduck standing on a plain, in
front of which come clouds of Capricorns and Scoliosis. Camera zooms in on
Shortduck's head, which shows Hex preparing for battle.
Hex:
Computer, begin program Arcade 1.
Computer shows the words SHORTDUCK COMMAND. Then it shows
a crosshairs, and mobile insulters coming toward the Shortduck.
Hex:
Begin.
The Capricorns charge the Shortduck. The computer shows
the crosshairs dancing back and forth on the computer screen, blasting the
mobile insulters in midair. Hex smiles as lights dance across his face.
Hex:
This battle is just a game!
Suddenly, the Shortduck gets hit by a blast. Hex's mask
cracked, and blood flows down his face.
Hex:
ERRRRR!! I once said…Quattor…that once my mask cracks I can no longer be your
friend! Goodbye, Quattor!
Finally, the Capricorns are wiped out. The Shortduck has
some damage, but nothing irreparable. The computer displays NEW HIGH SCORE:
4573890.
Hex:
(smiles, but doesn't say anything)
The Scoliosis attack. The same thing happens. However, the
Shortduck suffers another blast, causing Hex's mask to shatter, showing his
perfectly normal face. The Shortduck crashes to the ground, and Hex is thrown
out.
Scene 9: Mobile Frogs
Scene opens with Quattor standing in the command center of
a Toto base. In the main viewport there shows a group of Simbas standing in a
line.
Commander:
There before you are examples of mobile frogs, sir. They are computer
controlled mobile insulters that operate with ruthless efficiency. You will
find them very good soldiers, sir.
Quattor:
Great! I will support these mobile frogs as long as they are produced. To prove
their worth, I'm going to fight all five of them at once!
Commander:
Sir, I'm not sure that's such a good…
Quattor:
No buts! Prepare my Simba!
Scene changes to Quattor's Simba facing the mobile frogs.
The battle begins. Quattor puts up a good fight, but is shot up with bullets.
Eventually, his Simba falls to the ground, holed completely. A bleeding Quattor
steps out, a foot on its battered shoulder. Camera shows his bullet-riddled
cape blowing in the wind.
Quattor:
See? Get these mobile frogs to space immediately! Our invasion of the Outposts
shall commence! Just let those Gundarn fools follow us!
Scene 10: The Gundarns Hit the
Space Lanes
Scene opens with Ketra and Duel standing in a hanger bay,
their respective Gundarns behind them.
Duel:
Toto has been sending mobile frogs to space, and has invaded the colonies. I
think we've got to stop them!
Ketra:
We can't do that alone! And the only mobile insulter launch center is heavily
guarded!
Duel:
I think we're going to attack it anyway. When our fellow insulters see us
getting beaten up, they will feel honor. At least that "strong" idiot Wuf will.
They will help us, then we'll all go to space together.
Ketra:
Sounds good to me!
Scene changes to Toto base, surrounded by tons of Simbas.
Suddenly, a battle commences between Toto, Deathspatula, and Grainstone.
Duel:
Ha Ha! Bring it on, you Toto fools!
Deathspatula twirls his spatula over its head, then sweeps
it through three Simbas. It then leaps up into the air, hitting Simbas as it
goes.
Ketra:
(sounding very, very frightened). Where are they? I don't see them!
Duel:
Relax! We haven't gotten beaten up yet! (Grainstone gets hit by a big
gun, and staggers)
Ketra:
ERRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!
Duel:
Oh, no you don't! (Deathspatula throws it's spatula through the big gun,
which comes sweeping back.)
Battle commences. The Gundarns fight valiantly, but are
losing. Suddenly..
Ketra:
They're here!
Gundarns Whiff, Heavyfeet, and Nutcake appear and start
beating up Simbas!
Wuf:
Prepare to die, Toto weaklings!
Trowel:
I figured you would play with our honor, Duel.
Duel:
How else do you think I would get you to do anything without getting all
emotional over it?
Battle commences, the Gundarns move toward a large
spaceship on a long track to the stars.
Ketra:
I'll hold them off until you guys can escape!
Hero:
I never knew you were so heroic, Ketra.
Ketra:
Yeah, well, there's a lot about me you don't know! Computer, prepare Grainstone
for self-detonate!
Trowel:
Self-detonate?
Ketra:
Yeah, self-detonate! Got a problem with that?
Trowel:
Not at all.
Scene shows
Grainstone walking toward the enemy, Ketra jumping down from it. Camera zooms
in on Ketra, which looks like he's about to cry.
Ketra: (music begins) Grainstone, please forgive me! I hope to see you again, Grainstone!
Grainstone gets
hit a little, but keeps walking, holding it's cooping saws.
Ketra: (music rising) Grainstone, you've stuck with me through thick and thin! You've
understood me more then anyone, Grainstone!
Ketra: (arms spread, music at a crescendo) Grainstone, you're my very best friend!
Grainstone
explodes, sending Ketra flying toward the ship. Scene changes to all five
Gundarn pilots in space suits working spaceship controls. Camera passes over
each pilots as he says his part.
Hero: I will eliminate all
obstacles. Toto must be destroyed. Even in space.
Wuf: Only the strong
should go to space. The weak should stay on Earth.
Trowel: It is not the end
of the end. Oh, no, it is not even the middle of the beginning. But it is,
perhaps, the middle of the middle.
Ketra: (crying geysers) Grainstone, (sniffle) I'll never (sob)
forget you!
Duel: I'm going to space!
YEEEEAAAAHHH!
Scene 11: Vaeyeighteen and Mercuy
Narrator: The battle
continues between the Gundarns and Toto, even in space. During the resulting
conflict, the designers of the Gundarns work for Toto, and have designed two
new mobile insulters, the Vaeyeighteen and Mercuy. Even now, Trowel is working
undercover to find something else about these mobile insulters. However, Hero
has been captured…..
Scene opens with
Trowel, the Scientists, and a squad of Toto soldiers.
Q: These are the
Vaeyeighteen and Mercuy. They are two of the most advanced mobile insulters
ever created.
Commander: Impressive.
Q: The Vaeyeighteen has
the biggest gun we could dig up, and the Mercuy has a counter-insult field,
which protects it from attacks. Mercuy also has an insult sword on it's shield,
and a gun.
Trowel: I have been
assigned to pilot the Vaeyeighteen. And I have thought of who will pilot the
Mercuy…
Scene changes to
shot of Trowel opening a door to a cell. Inside is Hero, digging a tunnel out
of his cell with a homemade shovel.
Trowel: (not paying attention to Hero's escape
attempts) I have a new mission for you.
Hero: (getting out of his hole) OK.
Shot of Hero and
Trowel getting into Vaeyeighteen and Mercuy. The Commander's face appears on
the screen.
Commander: You will be
escorted by a group of mobile frogs. You must destroy a convoy.
Trowel: OK.
Shot of 11 mobile
frogs, Vaeyeighteen and Mercuy. They come up on the convoy.
Trowel: Begin.
The battle
begins. The convoy shoots back, but it's shots just bounce off Mercuy's
counter-insult field. However, Trowel's Vaeyeighteen "misses" with it's Big Gun
and hits the mobile frogs. Soon, everyone is destroyed except for Trowel and
Hero.
Trowel: That was easy.
Hero: You said it.
They leave. Soon
they are headed for the Gundarn base.
Wuf: (over com) Nutcake is irreparable. I will have to refit him.
Hero: I've found the
designer of the Shortduck. His name is How-Hard. He will help us refit our
Gundarns.
Duel: Good thing, too. I'm
not sure ol' Deathspatula could take another battle.
Trowel: So it's agreed,
then.
Ketra: (sobbing a little) No one will be able to replace Grainstone!
Duel: Oh, shut up!
Hero: Once we've upgraded,
the age of the Gundarns will rise again!
Join the
Gundarn Pilots in their new adventure:
Gundarn
Wing: Continuing Polka