A.N./ Hello, beautiful people~ :3 So, I bring to you my first oneshot collection on Vocaloid mayhem! Why am I doing this, you ask? Because, mind you, I'm bored beyond hell here at home. SOOOOO~ This is basically an introduction towards the epic randomness that will follow. More details and stuff will be done at the bottom (mostly 'cause I haven't thought it through at this point…) Enjoy~

Disclaimer: Never, ever in my miserable life will I ever own something as epic as Vocaloid! *o*


It was a normal morning at the Vocaloid Man-

"YOU ARE ALL GOING TO EFFING DIE, YOU HEAR ME!"

… As I was saying, it was a normal morning at the Vocaloid Mansion. The sun had risen, birds were chirping, and Kaito was currently the 'victim' to one of the Kagamine's usual pranks.

But not today.

He had had enough of the blonde mirror images taking his ice cream away from him. So, as payback, he teamed up with Meiko (who had her sake taken away for reasons that would turn this into a rated M fic for gore). The two 'adults' were now chasing the Kagamines with all their anger. And insanity.

A crash was heard and a loud, sadistic voice that said, "Give me my ice cream back, LEN…"

Master sighed as he took another sip from his coffee. He had been trying to get the Vocaloids to get along with each other for a while now with extended meetings, camping, and even locking them all inside a room for a day (which ended up in pure disaster).

Miku, who had been standing by Master's side at the time, gave him a worried look, "Are you okay, Master? You seem a bit down…"

The older man patted her head and gave her a reassuring smile, "I'm fine, Miku. I just wish the others could get along with each other…"

"Shouldn't you be worrying about the new arrivals instead of that?" Miku, who was completely fine with everyone's behavior, tried changing the subject.

He sighed and resumed to drinking his coffee, "That's why I'm worried about the other's behavior. They could influence the new arrivals…"

Miku let out a small giggle and rolled her eyes, "Well, it's not as if you could separate them from society so they could behave better."

I light bulb turned on in Master's brain and he put on a look that said 'Eureka!'. He put on a contented smile and returned to his coffee, "Of course not…"


Kaito groaned as he slowly opened his eyes, only to see nothing but tropical paradise. He closed them again and snuggled into his scarf, "I'm still dreaming…"

It's when he felt a painful kick on his stomach that he realized he wasn't dreaming. He wrapped his arms on said area and groaned, "What the hell!"

Rin was standing next to him in all her mighty glory, "I know you're upset about the whole ice cream thing, but seriously, take us back home."

His eyes widened as he looked around to find every Vocaloid in existence pissed off. He clenched his hands into fists and let out a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The unfortunate blonde Vocaloid next to him covered up her ears. When he was done, she put her hands down on her hips, "Thanks to you, Kaito, everyone on the other side of the world received an early wake-up call."

Soft weeping could be heard coming from the blue-haired male. He clutched onto his scarf and cried out a whispered chant of "Ice cream… Ice cream… Ice cream…"

"Hey, guys," the two singers turned towards the tealette running up to them, "I found a note from Master!"

All other Vocaloids ran up to the famous diva and waited for her to read the note. She cleared her throat and begin reading:

Dear Vocaloids,

It has come to my attention that all of you seem to argue nonstop each and every day. So, as a way to get you to appreciate each other more, I trapped you all on this tropical island. You will be trapped here for the entire summer, or earlier. Depends on your progress, which will be calculated by hidden cameras on the island. I wish you all the best of luck!

- Master

"P.S.," Miku read the rest of the note, her skin turning pale. She immediately dropped the paper and ran as if her life was in danger.

The Vocaloids shared puzzled glances with each other before IA read the rest of the note. Everyone let out a loud "MIKUUUUUU!" before chasing after said Vocaloid.

P.S. You can all thank Miku for the smart idea!


A.N./ Master is so evil… Hehehe… xD Now onto how this oneshot thing will go. I am taking requests, so if you want Rin and Len to bury Kaito in heaps of sand, just say so through a review or PM! I just have these couple of rules:

- I want you to state a certain plot and name the characters you will be using. (They must be Vocaloids!) Make it as ridiculously random as you can!

- I will take UTAUs, but only if they're dropping by to laugh at their miserable faces. (Or, I don't know, you choose…)

- OCs? That will be discussed later, since I don't have everything planned out.

Now, if you want Miku to live, you shall type something up in that wonderful box below. Remember: I. Take. Requests. Any other questions? Type it in the box below or send me a private message. Have a wonderful day~