AN: Yes, a new Smoochy story for you to all digest. This was the one I was talking about with DCFanatic4Life on Twitter a few weeks ago. First chapter is complete...should I continue on????

I do not own a damn thing, the characters in this story belong to themselves and to VKM.

Fans…

Some are really respectful, some are semi-crazy and then…there are some that should be locked up in a rubber room with nothing but ping pong tables and hand puppets.

In Chris Jericho's case, presently, he was being followed by the hand puppet queen, that's probably where she left her crazy crown. When he left the arena he signed autographs for the fans that waited patiently outside in the cold just to see him, then he went to get some food and at first he didn't really notice a tan sedan following him. He went into an all night restaurant and got some food and sat down to a hopefully peaceful late dinner. He caught himself looking around a few times and noticed this woman that he swore was familiar but he ignored it, finished his meal, paid his bill and left the restaurant. Then he noticed in his rear view mirror the tan sedan she was so stupid that she was close enough that Chris could see and recognize her face.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me…" Chris said as he realized what was going on.

He attempted to lose her but failed. He didn't know the current city he was in well enough to lose this crazy bitch; so he decided to go to the hotel and hopefully someone there can deter the loony (And not the Canadian money type) queen from attempting anything stupid.

Once he got to the hotel the woman that was following him just watched him as he pulled into a parking spot, grabbed his bags from his car and started to make his way in. That's when she got out and started following him in, and he did notice. He decided to forgo stopping at the front desk to check to see if he had any messages and make a bee-line right for the elevator praying that perhaps someone could stop this stupid bitch cold because she was hot on his trail.

He looked up to see if there was anyone around and standing there waiting for the elevator was the boss' daughter…hell she was his boss too…but Stephanie McMahon, fuck it all, he had no choice but to do what was the only thing he could think of at that moment. He walked right up to her as the doors to the elevator were opening and grabbed her by the arm but before she could protest he cut her off.

"Do me a favor and just go with it…" he said as he pulled her by surprise into the elevator and pulling her into a deep kiss that she didn't even fight. The fan ran up in time to see the two in this embrace and decided not to pursue it any further as the doors closed.

The kiss…well that is where the real tale begins, because even after the doors closed neither of them broke the kiss for what seemed like forever. And then it seemed as if they both came to their senses all at once and stepped apart.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!??" Stephanie exclaimed.

"Sorry princess, I had a crazy fan following me…" Chris tried to explain.

"So the only thing you could think of is yanking me into an elevator and making out with me? GOD Chris you are such a perverted JERK!"

"It was the only thing I could think of in a hurry. SORRY if I disturbed her majesty's makeup. And if I'm such a perverted JERK than you are nothing but a stuck up snobby little BITCH!"

Stephanie's face was nothing but one of shock as she gasped in shock at Chris' words "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!"

"NO!!! You take back what you called me first…" Chris argued back.

"NEVER! A McMahon never apologizes to anyone for anything…" Steph snapped back "You apologize for kissing me…NOW!"

Just before Chris could retort the bell to the elevator rang and the doors open. Chris smiled at her and grabbed his bags off the floor before exiting out of the elevator. Just as the doors were closing Chris turned around and looked at her in a serious tone, his last words to her were "Princess that is something I will never apologize for…EVER!"

The doors closed and Stephanie stood there in shock. 'What did he mean by that?' was the only thing she could think before coming to her floor and heading to her room.

TBC?

AAN: Should I continue on???? Please review and let me know!