Hopesent
Or: The Impossible Tale of the Survival of a Hat
It is April 1st, 2009. A female youth sits in her room, preparing to play a game. It is a game that will probably spiral way out of control, or else we wouldn't have much of a story here. On this day, it is NOT actually the birthday of of the child sitting in her room. But hey, you guys saw that subversion coming a mile away, didn't you?
Running gag bullshit aside, it's time to give this youth her name. I'd ask you guys, but first off, there isn't anywhere to submit a name. Actually, you know what? Screw it! I'll just post these two paragraphs, and you guys can submit reviews with what name you want for her. Yeah. I'm gonna go there. You guys thought Hussie had a condescending narration style?
Prepare to have a bad time.
'Akane401: Maybe you could call her Hope? Like the title?'
'Darius Blake: Really... Undertale? In a homestuck piece? Eh, why not? Name suggestion? Luna Aldrin.'
Hmm... gotta think this through. However, I already have the last name thought out. Though props for fitting with the 4-6 naming convention! Luna or Hope... tough question. Even though I'm pretty sure both of these reviews were deleted, but whatever.
Her name is Hope Briner, and she sits in her room, waiting for her game to download. Her chumhandle is fedoraFriend, and decides to pester her friend as she waits for the installation of SBURB.
-fedoraFriend [FF] began pestering time4Days [TD]-
FF: Hey TD, how much longer till the game is installed?
TD: no idea
TD: a period of time less than one century and greater than one second
FF: Ugh!
FF: Why are you always so imprecise?
TD: i dunno
TD: reasons
TD: anyways
TD: my server client is nearly done
FF: Cool!
FF: I can't wait to start this!
FF: I'm super-duper excited!
-fedoraFriend [FF] ceased pestering time4Days [TD]-
And now I'm uploading this so I don't get any more name suggestions.
Anyways, on with the story!
What?
You thought I would delete these earlier parts that involve interactions with the outside world?
You thought! I'm keeping these interruptions as a testament to the uniqueness of this story.
Anyways, you are still Hope Briner. (Even though this is my first use of a 2nd person perspective in the story, so the correct terminology would be 'you are now Hope Briner'. OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, ME) Knowing that the game will be starting soon, you rush down to your father's office, and begin to throw his hats all over the room.
You climbed a rung on your Echeladder, rising to the rung of 'Healsage'!
Caught up in this, you fail to realize that your father has caught you in the act! It's time for action, so you engage in
STRIFE!
You kiddin?
What will the name of her father be?
