Hey, I hope you enjoy this and to anyone who wants to now, this was a work in progress over three years now... woops.


12 Days of Resistance

On the first day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

A giant bruise on my hip.

One the second day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Two dead men and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the third day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the fourth day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the fifth day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS!

Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the sixth day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and

A giant bruise on my hip.

On the seventh day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Seven Shades a spelling, Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the eight day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Eight women crying, Seven Shades a spelling, Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the ninth day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Nine slaughtered slaves, Eight women crying, Seven Shades a spelling, Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the tenth day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Ten lords retreating, Nine slaughtered slaves, Eight women crying, Seven Shades a spelling, Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the eleventh day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Eleven drums of war, Ten lords retreating, Nine slaughtered slaves, Eight women crying, Seven Shades a spelling, Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

On the twelfth day of Resistance Galbatorix gave to me:

Twelve evil Eldunari, Eleven drums of war, Ten lords retreating, Nine slaughtered slaves, Eight women crying, Seven Shades a spelling, Six spies a spying, FIVE KIL-LING SPELLS! Four broken arrows, Three Urgal packs, Two dead men, and A giant bruise on my hip.

;)