It was like any other night in the World Wrestling Federation. Whip as he was called was standing in the hall, awaiting to get his match for the night. Pat Patterson walked up to him, "Whip baby, listen here- your match for tonight is against Billy Gunn, you kick his ass!!" Pat said. Whip nodded, "I'd like a taste of your ass….." he said. Pat smiled. It was a very secretive gay relationship they had, it had stemmed back to the days when everyone questioned whip's sexuality, but then Whip finally realized all the rumors were actually true about him. Whip walked out into the ring. Billy Gunn's music hit, and out he came (pardon the joke). Billy Gunn was also a little gay, Whip didn't have much of a problem with him, unless he tried to flirt with Patterson, but that's a whole other story. Billy got into the ring and hopped on Whip. Everyone looked around because the position was a little too close for comfort. It looked more like a gay porn movie, rather than a wrestling match. Whip got on the top rope and jumped off to crush Gunn, but Gunn caught him and placed him down on the mat. Just then Patterson appeared from behind the curtain, and stood on the ramp. Whip looked up at Gunn. Gunn took off his tights to reveal a thong and sat on Whip's face. Everyone in the crowd was shocked, and grossed out. Patterson ran into the ring and beat the shit out of Billy Gunn. Patterson helped Whip to his feet, and stared at him for a minute. Whip and Patterson embraced in a hug, then… a kiss. JR added his 2 cents in as always," OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD…oh..wow…" Heyman looked at JR, "What the hell do you mean OH WOW?" JR took off his headset and got into the ring, and grabbed patterson and kissed him. Whip punched JR in the face," HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY MAN!!" Whip shouted at JR. JR was out, in more ways than one. Just then the familiar music "Real American" hit, everyone thinking that it was Patterson's music, but HULK HOGAN appeared at the top of the ramp. Whip looked at Pat then at Hulk. Patterson glared. But then Hogan got into the ring and smiled at whip. Whip smiled right back. Patterson looked confused. Whip went up to Hogan, and Hogan took him into his arms and kissed him. "CHEATER!" Heyman shouted. The Crowd started booing, and started leaving. The arena was half cleared, until Vince McMahon himself came out and said," SIT YOUR FAT ASSES DOWN!!!!" Everyone started to throw glass bottles into the ring, and Vince ran away. Hogan and Whip still continued to embrace passionately. Patterson layed the smackdown on Hogan's ass, and Hogan liked it. Whip was jealous and attacked Patterson, but ended up on top of Patterson and they started to kiss again. Hogan then jumped into the mix, and as the arena cleared they had a 3 some, and Billy Gunn was very disappointed, but learned never to fool around with WWF staff.
THE END.
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