Chapter 1. Meeting Donny

There was once a stupid faggot named Donny, he lived in a faggot house with his faggot family. His brother Dustin is a total faggot, Donny believes that Dustin is acctually worth anything above the usual Malaysian sex slave. Although Dustin is still a nice person, his brother Daniel is the biggest fatass ever, he thinks hes cool because he plays Call of Duty. Playing Call of Duty is not a highly suggested lifestyle for the average person, except the teenager that has appearently "swag". Anyways Donny lived in his parents house since he was still cum in his dads dick, he finally one day went to the marines therfore we called him the Stupid Marine. Donny always made fun of Daniel for finding his gay porn, appearently Daniel has gay porn. Almost all the time in the Heath house they're playing Xbox, I mean seriously why the fuck would you play xbox no wonder Daniel is so fucking fat, that he split a fucking couch in half by laying on it. WHAT THE FUCK Donny thought, and so he left and he went to Hawaii. THEN Donny's plane crashed into the KKK's home base, Donny then came out of the crash with his penis in his hand because a random physco midget was board and she was cutting people's dicks off and serving them to old people