My name is Andrea and I work with the WWE. I'm Evolution's Personal Assistant, or lackey if you'd rather call it that. When I first started working with the guys that's what I felt like… they pretty much had me doing the shitty stuff that they didn't want to do. I tolerated the shitty treatment for about a week before I let them have it, I don't take shit from anyone it may have taken me awhile to get up enough courage to stand up to Evolution but I did. And ever since I told them where to stick it we've been friends.
I've been working with the WWE ever since Evolution was formed. I get along great with 'my boys' now but in the beginning it sucked. There were many times that I had wanted to quit, but I'm really glad that I didn't quit because they're truly great guys. You definitely wouldn't know that from the way they act while in the public eye, but they're like a bunch of big teddy bears.
I had just gotten into the arena that we were appearing at when my cell phone rang. "Hello?" "Hi. Is this Andrea?" "Yes, who is this?" "This is Katie, Kay's best friend." "Oh Hi. I haven't talked to you in quite some time, how have you been?" "I'm pretty shitty actually. You're probably wondering why I'm calling you." "Sort of, yes." "Well, I wanted to let you know that Kay died. She had ovarian cancer." "Oh My God! When did Kay die?" "She died 5 days ago. We had a funeral for her 2 days ago." "I don't know what to say. I can't believe she's dead. How long did she have cancer?"
"She's had it for a while now, but she didn't know about it until a month ago." "Oh." "I was just looking thru her phone book, I found your number and thought that you should know what happened." "Well, thank you for letting me know. I hope everyone out there is ok." "We're all still in shock but we'll be okay." "Tell everyone that I'm praying for them." "I will. Bye." "Bye, and Katie… I'm really sorry." "Yea, me too."
The entire time I had been on the phone I was standing in the middle of the hallway, and after I had found out the awful news I had stopped walking. After I hung up I tried to get my bearings but it wasn't working and I started bawling. Kay had been one of my best friends. She was my roommate throughout college, and I couldn't believe that she was gone.
Somehow I walked to the Evolution locker room. I hadn't even realized that I had moved. I went in without knocking. Batista was about to yell at me for not knocking, until he looked at me. He went over to me, "Are you okay Rea?" I just shook my head no and continued to sob. Dave (Batista) grabbed me in his big arms and took me over to the couch. He sat down and I just cried on him. Dave was trying to get me to calm down, "It's ok honey. Everything will be alright." But nothing he was saying was working, I was still hysterical.
Finally Paul (Triple H) came into the locker room. "Dave… what's wrong with Rea?" "I don't know man. She's been like this the entire time she's been in here." Paul walked over to us, "Rea. Honey, what happened? What's wrong?" I just grabbed Paul's bicep and Paul took me out of Dave's arms. "Come on hun. Tell me what happened, who did this to you?" I shook my head, "No *sob* one…" Paul shook his head, "Rea. You have to calm down. Take deep breaths. You're going to be okay. We just need to know what happened."
At that moment Ric (Flair) and Randy (Orton) came into the locker room. They were laughing about something until they noticed what was going on. They shot a confused look at Dave but Dave just shrugged his shoulders, signaling he didn't know what was going on. Finally I stopped sobbing, but the tears were still running freely. "Kay, one of my best friends died. She had ovarian cancer." All four guys just looked at me with sorrow. Paul said, "You're going to be alright Rea. Kay's not suffering anymore."
I just shook my head yes, "I know that. I should be happy that she's not in anymore pain, but I can't. She's one of the few people I told everything to. She was my Kay-Bear. I'm always gonna miss her." I stood up, "It's like when my Aunt Bernie died when I was 9. She was in so much pain so I knew it was better for her because she didn't have to live in pain anymore, but I still missed her. I even missed her yelling at me for the stupidest stuff."
All four guys came over to me and gave me big bear hugs. I just smiled, "Thanks for being here guys. I don't know what I would do without you." Dave laughed, "You would have been crying into a pillow instead of on my shirt." I looked at his shirt and sure enough there was a huge wet spot by his shoulder. "I'm sorry D. Think of the wet spot as a sign that I love you." Dave laughed, "I wasn't complaining Rea. I don't mind. If you ever need anyone to cry on I'm there."
I smiled, "Thanks D." And I gave him a hug, which he turned into a bear hug and he wouldn't let me go. "Dave. Babe, let go. I can't breathe." "If you can't breathe, how are you talking?" "Smart Ass. Let go." "Okay." Dave let go of me, only to throw me over his shoulder. Dave laughed evilly, "Try to get away from me now!" I rolled my eyes, "Dave… please put me down." "Nope. I like this view too much." And with that he put his hand on my butt and squeezed.
My eyes about bugged out of my head. Then when I realized that his hand was still cupping my butt cheek I shook my head and in a sugar coated voice, "Davey… will you please put me down??" "Nope. You're light as a feather, I could carry you like this all day. Hell I might even bring you down to the ring like this." I shook my head fiercely, "DAVE! You wouldn't dare!" "Oh I wouldn't huh? What do you think guys… instead of wearing my belt on my shoulder I could wear Rea on my shoulder." Ric laughed, "WOOO! I think the guys might like that. They might like it too much actually."
I smiled at what Ric said, "Yea. They might like it too much. Then you'd have some competition." Randy smirked, "Competition for what Rea?" Completely joking I said, "Competition for me of course. I mean, I KNOW all the guys backstage love me and want a piece… but if they saw me like this, with my ass in the air and my tits falling out of my shirt, then I'd be sure to get some tonight."
Paul laughed, "I think you've been hanging around Randy too much." I smirked like Randy, "Yea, now I'm turning into a cocky bastard." Dave then patted my butt and said, "Baby… if you wanted some all you had to do was ask and I would have given it to you." I smiled, "Well then… Dave. I want you. Will you give it to me?" With that Dave threw me off his shoulder and started chasing me around the room. "NO! DAVE!! I WAS KIDDING!" Dave looked hurt, "You mean you don't want some?" I walked over to him stupidly, "No Dave. I don't want some. BUT if I did then I would DEFINETLY come to you." With that I gave Dave a kiss on the cheek.
Ric shook his head talking to Paul, "When will those two learn? They're perfect for each other." "Yea I agree Natche." I whipped my head towards them, "Excuse me!?" Ric smiled, "You and Dave are perfect for one another. When are you going to go out on a date?" My eyes got big, "Umm… never??" Randy shook his head, "Ask her out man." Dave just looked confused, "Really? I should?" Paul shook his head yes, "Yea. You get along great, go for it."
Dave and I were looking shocked at the other three guys, then Dave and I looked at each other. "Well, Rea… what do you say? Would you go out with me sometime?" I just stared at Dave, he was being such a cutie, "Sure. But if it doesn't work out we'll still be friends right?" "Yep. Still friends." And with that said the five of us went into 'show mode', getting ready for RAW that night.
I've been working with the WWE ever since Evolution was formed. I get along great with 'my boys' now but in the beginning it sucked. There were many times that I had wanted to quit, but I'm really glad that I didn't quit because they're truly great guys. You definitely wouldn't know that from the way they act while in the public eye, but they're like a bunch of big teddy bears.
I had just gotten into the arena that we were appearing at when my cell phone rang. "Hello?" "Hi. Is this Andrea?" "Yes, who is this?" "This is Katie, Kay's best friend." "Oh Hi. I haven't talked to you in quite some time, how have you been?" "I'm pretty shitty actually. You're probably wondering why I'm calling you." "Sort of, yes." "Well, I wanted to let you know that Kay died. She had ovarian cancer." "Oh My God! When did Kay die?" "She died 5 days ago. We had a funeral for her 2 days ago." "I don't know what to say. I can't believe she's dead. How long did she have cancer?"
"She's had it for a while now, but she didn't know about it until a month ago." "Oh." "I was just looking thru her phone book, I found your number and thought that you should know what happened." "Well, thank you for letting me know. I hope everyone out there is ok." "We're all still in shock but we'll be okay." "Tell everyone that I'm praying for them." "I will. Bye." "Bye, and Katie… I'm really sorry." "Yea, me too."
The entire time I had been on the phone I was standing in the middle of the hallway, and after I had found out the awful news I had stopped walking. After I hung up I tried to get my bearings but it wasn't working and I started bawling. Kay had been one of my best friends. She was my roommate throughout college, and I couldn't believe that she was gone.
Somehow I walked to the Evolution locker room. I hadn't even realized that I had moved. I went in without knocking. Batista was about to yell at me for not knocking, until he looked at me. He went over to me, "Are you okay Rea?" I just shook my head no and continued to sob. Dave (Batista) grabbed me in his big arms and took me over to the couch. He sat down and I just cried on him. Dave was trying to get me to calm down, "It's ok honey. Everything will be alright." But nothing he was saying was working, I was still hysterical.
Finally Paul (Triple H) came into the locker room. "Dave… what's wrong with Rea?" "I don't know man. She's been like this the entire time she's been in here." Paul walked over to us, "Rea. Honey, what happened? What's wrong?" I just grabbed Paul's bicep and Paul took me out of Dave's arms. "Come on hun. Tell me what happened, who did this to you?" I shook my head, "No *sob* one…" Paul shook his head, "Rea. You have to calm down. Take deep breaths. You're going to be okay. We just need to know what happened."
At that moment Ric (Flair) and Randy (Orton) came into the locker room. They were laughing about something until they noticed what was going on. They shot a confused look at Dave but Dave just shrugged his shoulders, signaling he didn't know what was going on. Finally I stopped sobbing, but the tears were still running freely. "Kay, one of my best friends died. She had ovarian cancer." All four guys just looked at me with sorrow. Paul said, "You're going to be alright Rea. Kay's not suffering anymore."
I just shook my head yes, "I know that. I should be happy that she's not in anymore pain, but I can't. She's one of the few people I told everything to. She was my Kay-Bear. I'm always gonna miss her." I stood up, "It's like when my Aunt Bernie died when I was 9. She was in so much pain so I knew it was better for her because she didn't have to live in pain anymore, but I still missed her. I even missed her yelling at me for the stupidest stuff."
All four guys came over to me and gave me big bear hugs. I just smiled, "Thanks for being here guys. I don't know what I would do without you." Dave laughed, "You would have been crying into a pillow instead of on my shirt." I looked at his shirt and sure enough there was a huge wet spot by his shoulder. "I'm sorry D. Think of the wet spot as a sign that I love you." Dave laughed, "I wasn't complaining Rea. I don't mind. If you ever need anyone to cry on I'm there."
I smiled, "Thanks D." And I gave him a hug, which he turned into a bear hug and he wouldn't let me go. "Dave. Babe, let go. I can't breathe." "If you can't breathe, how are you talking?" "Smart Ass. Let go." "Okay." Dave let go of me, only to throw me over his shoulder. Dave laughed evilly, "Try to get away from me now!" I rolled my eyes, "Dave… please put me down." "Nope. I like this view too much." And with that he put his hand on my butt and squeezed.
My eyes about bugged out of my head. Then when I realized that his hand was still cupping my butt cheek I shook my head and in a sugar coated voice, "Davey… will you please put me down??" "Nope. You're light as a feather, I could carry you like this all day. Hell I might even bring you down to the ring like this." I shook my head fiercely, "DAVE! You wouldn't dare!" "Oh I wouldn't huh? What do you think guys… instead of wearing my belt on my shoulder I could wear Rea on my shoulder." Ric laughed, "WOOO! I think the guys might like that. They might like it too much actually."
I smiled at what Ric said, "Yea. They might like it too much. Then you'd have some competition." Randy smirked, "Competition for what Rea?" Completely joking I said, "Competition for me of course. I mean, I KNOW all the guys backstage love me and want a piece… but if they saw me like this, with my ass in the air and my tits falling out of my shirt, then I'd be sure to get some tonight."
Paul laughed, "I think you've been hanging around Randy too much." I smirked like Randy, "Yea, now I'm turning into a cocky bastard." Dave then patted my butt and said, "Baby… if you wanted some all you had to do was ask and I would have given it to you." I smiled, "Well then… Dave. I want you. Will you give it to me?" With that Dave threw me off his shoulder and started chasing me around the room. "NO! DAVE!! I WAS KIDDING!" Dave looked hurt, "You mean you don't want some?" I walked over to him stupidly, "No Dave. I don't want some. BUT if I did then I would DEFINETLY come to you." With that I gave Dave a kiss on the cheek.
Ric shook his head talking to Paul, "When will those two learn? They're perfect for each other." "Yea I agree Natche." I whipped my head towards them, "Excuse me!?" Ric smiled, "You and Dave are perfect for one another. When are you going to go out on a date?" My eyes got big, "Umm… never??" Randy shook his head, "Ask her out man." Dave just looked confused, "Really? I should?" Paul shook his head yes, "Yea. You get along great, go for it."
Dave and I were looking shocked at the other three guys, then Dave and I looked at each other. "Well, Rea… what do you say? Would you go out with me sometime?" I just stared at Dave, he was being such a cutie, "Sure. But if it doesn't work out we'll still be friends right?" "Yep. Still friends." And with that said the five of us went into 'show mode', getting ready for RAW that night.
