"Sir today's the day of your anniversary sir!"

King Vegeta smiled.

"Yes! Now bring me my wife."

"Sir right away sir."

The soldier ran away.

...

...

"Sir it appears she's gone sir."

"What!?"

He checked the digital map and searched for her dot.

"I see..."

"Sir what is-"

"Shut the hell up!"

The king pointed towards the door.

"Start the ship we are heading to planet...Wemon."

"Uh what?"

"Planet...Wemon."

The soldier just went with it and left.

King Vegeta the third was very angry.

"When I find the that cheating..."

Goku smiled.

"Uuuuh...can you pause the story?"

Chichi came in with lunch.

"There you guys go...hey where's Gohan?"

Goku swallowed a whole sandwich.

"I told him and Trunks I would give them candy if they went into the forest."

"Aaaaand..."

"Turns out, they felt for it."

"Hm then who are those two kids out on our lawn?"

Goku looked through the window.

"Scientists studying about...grass?"

Chichi rolled her eyes.

"And how's he food Vegeta?"

"Disgusting."

He then started eating the fish.

"Now where was I, Oh yes..."

King Vegeta got off the ship and saw his wife with some other woman.

"Crystal!"

She turned to him.

"Uh...Hi."

"You tried to have lesbian sex with that thing!"

The girl gasped and walked away.

"You bastard now look what you've done!"

"Today is our anniversary and you decided to choose this day to cheat on me?"

"For your information I was telling my friend to set up your surprise- Dammit!"

"You mean...You left the planet to give me a surprise party?"

"No."

"S-surprise gift?"

"Nu-uh."

"Surprise food."

"Wha- No! Just a surprise. But now you've ruined my friendship and the surprise just because you thought I was cheating on you!"

"Well now I know it wasn't like that..."

"Get the hell away from me."

The king backed up.

"If you want I-"

"And stay out of my life!"

King Vegeta blasted the bitch into an oblivion...

"Woah wait a minute. Was "Bitch" even a word in your time-"

"Shut up! Anyways..."

"Men search this planet for a new wife."

"Yes sir sir sir sir sir-"

"Would you all talk in damn unison for once!"

"Yes sir."

"That's better-"

"sir."

"Alright who the hell was that!?"

The men ran off asking ladies while King Vegeta got back on the ship and left them back to home...

"Hey Vegeta can we train?"

Vegeta scowled.

"I didn't finish!"

Goku looked out the window.

"I wish I was with them."

...

"Hey Gohan what do you think they're talking about?"

"You mean Vegeta only. Probably about some stupid story of him being King or whatever."

...

Vegeta snapped his fingers for Goku to pay attention.

"Okay so the King landed in front of his palace..."

The king opened his doors and slammed them shut once he got in.

"Damn her. Now this chocolate bunny is gonna go to waste."

He groaned and laid on his bed and turned on his mega-super-awesome...

"Unique-powerful-flat screen-92 inch-!"

"I think we all get Vegeta."

"Very well..."