DISCLAIMER: I do not own Rugrats or Miss Carol. They are property of Klasky-Csupo.
This fanfic is rated T for cursing and drug and alcohol use. It is not for those under the age of 13.
Miss Carol was the kids' show host from the Rugrats episode The Word of the Day. She was fired because she said a curse word on TV after Angelica had heard her say it and repeated the curse word on the show.
THE ESTATE OF NIBIRU-MUL PRESENTS
PATHETIC SAP
But...the writers have come up with the new fun phrase.
Yeah, thrill me.
Now, when you ask, "What does Miss Carol think of her kids?", they'll respond. "She thinks they're all swell-o-matic!"
Oh you call that a fun phrase? I'll tell you the REAL "fun phrase". She thinks they're all little...
Miss Carol woke up in a hot flash after passing out from drinking too hard - she heard the sound of a truck passing by her apartment. It had been nearly a month since she was fired from her show, Miss Carol's Happy House. This was because it was revealed that her "happy house" contained a word that didn't make people happy. She was reduced to living in a run-down apartment in San Jose.
In a few minutes, Miss Carol turned on the TV. She turned to her former show. Her assistant, Miss Stephanie, was now the host of the show, and the kids liked her even better than Miss Carol since she was much nicer.
"What does Miss Stephanie think of her kids?" asked Miss Stephanie.
"She thinks we're all swell-o-matic!" said the kids.
Miss Carol grunted.
"God damn it!" she said. She slammed the remote on the coffee table and turned off the TV. "It's all because of that little bitch Angelica. I told the producers I didn't want this stupid job since I hate kids. That's why I don't have any kids and never will. I was only in it for the money. And now...they've taken away my money. Stupid cheap bastards."
Miss Carol rolled a joint and started to smoke marijuana. She then decided to rest on the couch for a while. After an hour, the phone woke her up. She picked it up and answered it.
"What is it? ...I forgot to pay my rent again? I have to pay them by next month or else..." She hung up the phone. She had not been paying her rent at all - she had not given a single penny for rent.
"Cheap bastards," said Miss Carol. "I wish I could just show those bastards who's boss." She rolled another joint and smoked it. Miss Carol is so pathetic. This was all her own doing - if she had not been so idiotic about everything, she would have not lost her job. But for now we can just sit back and watch her waste away as she lives an dies alone, in an unflattering house dress with a tasteless floral print.
"Hey," said Miss Carol while she was high, "the saleslady said tiny rosebuds were timeless!"
THE END
P.S. Oh, and uh, tiny rosebuds are NOT timeless, you know!
