Chapter 1: Many Meetings
A/N~ OK, as you know from the prologue of sorts, we've written several LotR fics, but never a crossover or Stargate fic. Therefore parts of this fic maybe a little rocky. First chapter is in my (Christy's) POV. Also all typing on this fic is by Christy (And I obviously stole the title from Tolkien ^.^ Go me!).
Disclaimer:
Me: *Holds up cookie* Who is your Elf Goddess?
Aragorn and Boromir: Christy.
Me: Who owns everything?
Aragorn and Boromir: You and Vanessa.
Me: *Gives them each a cookie* Good boys. See, we own everything, they said so themselves.
"EEEEEEE!!!!" Vanessa squealed over the phone. "I can't believe that we're going to Aragorn's coronation! My Hott-And-Sexy-Ranger-With-A-Nice-Butt (HASRWANB) is gonna be my Hott-And-Sexy-King-With-A-Nice-Butt (HASKWANB)!"
"I know! You've only said that 5 million times in the last 5 minutes!" I retorted. "Now hurry up! We're supposed to meet Gandalf at Kitty's house in 10 minutes!"
"Crap!" she muttered and hung up.
.~*~.
"Do I have to go?!" Alex whined.
"Yes," I answered. "Now, shut up!"
"For the love of Ilúvatar, all of you be quiet!" Gandalf shouted scaring the rest of us quiet. 'The rest of us' included: myself, Vanessa, Kitty, Courtney, and Alex, who was not too thrilled to be included (he has something against LotR). "Are you all ready?" (A/N~ Here Vanessa wrote in our spiral "No, I need to pack more underwear!" I have to ask; we're at Kitty's house, where the heck is she planning on getting that underwear?!)
"Yes," we chorused.
"Good. Let us go then."
Instantly we were in Minas Tirith being greeted by the Fellowship.
"Haldir!" I screamed and ran into his arms. "I can't resist an Elf in uniform," I giggled before he kissed me.
Vanessa did her now traditional greeting of Aragorn.
"Vanessa! Let me breathe!" Aragorn gasped out as she hugged him overly tight. "It's good to see you too, but killing the soon-to-be-King of Gondor is punishable by death, you know."
"Sorry," she mumbled and that was all she could get out before he silenced her with his mouth.
Kitty was already in Legolas's arms while he was trying to make sure that he didn't hurt their soon-to-be 'bundle of joy'.
Courtney was sitting on the floor so she'd be more eye-level with Pippin, talking to him.
Alex just stood there being thoroughly bored. "Did I have to come?" he asked Aragorn after everyone had finished 'greeting' each other.
"Yes," Gandalf answered, trying to get closer to Alex.
"Gross! Stay away!" Alex shuddered and moved away.
"Where are you taking us?!" we heard a woman demand, receiving no answer that we could hear.
"That voice sounds familiar." Courtney said. "But I don't know from where."
"This castle is fascinating!" a male voice exclaimed. "It looks like medieval English construction, like the supposed Camelot!"
"Daniel!" Kitty and I shrieked and ran towards the voices. When we reached SG-1 we stopped and waited for everyone else to show up.
"What's going on here?" Aragorn asked one of the guards holding Jack.
"We caught them coming out of the circular device that you brought back from Haradwaith on one of your journeys," the guard answered. "We were taking them to the dungeons until they could be brought before you as minions of Sauron."
"'Minions of Sauron'? Vanessa scoffed. "Aragorn, they are no more 'minions of Sauron' than I am. Let them go." When he didn't reply, se whined, "Pleeeeeeeaaase?"
"If I released them the four of you who seem to recognize them must take responsibility for whatever they do," Aragorn replied. The four of us girls quickly agreed and Jack pushed his guards away.
"It's about time," Jack muttered. "See, Carter, I told you that screaming would work," he told his second-in-command sarcastically.
"Sorry, sir," she apologized.
"You're forgiven, major, as long as you tell me where we are. This does not look like the new Tok'ra base to me!"
"And how do you four know who we are?" Daniel asked, looking at us strangely.
"You're in Middle-Earth," I answered Jack's question first.
"Fascinating," Daniel breathed.
"And, to answer you're question," I turned to face Daniel, "We're from the U.S. too and we know about the SGC. Don't ask how," I interrupted Sam before she could finish her question. "Because we won't tell."
"So, now that we know where we are, why is there no DHD here?" Jack asked.
"I.I-- Actually, I have no idea, sir," Sam admitted. "I guess that it didn't get brought with the gate from wherever they brought it from."
"Well, now that you're here, enjoy yourselves!" Kitty cried, hugging Teal'c. "Oh, yeah. Mr. Enthusiasm here keeps it all on the inside." Teal'c looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
"Does being in this place make one go insane?" Teal'c asked Vanessa, who, for the most part, had been quiet during the whole encounter.
"No, they're (she pointed at Kitty and me) are always like this, whether we're on Earth or in Middle-Earth," she answered, rolling her eyes.
"And we're stuck with them?" Jack asked sarcastically.
"Yep!" I smiled and waved at him for no reason.
"So, since they're not staying in the dungeons, where is everyone sleeping?" Courtney spoke up for the first time.
.~*~.
"She gets a room with Haldir; why don't I get a room with Aragorn?!" Vanessa whined, clearly unhappy about the room arrangements.
"Because it would be improper for the King of Gondor to share quarters with a woman he is not married to," Boromir answered (Yes, he's still alive and will remain so.).
"But.you're letting everyone else!" she complained.
I guess I'd better tell you the sleeping arrangements. Haldir and I were sharing a room, Kitty and Legolas, Courtney and Pippin. Merry, Frodo, Sam, Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, Jack, Carter, Teal'c, and Daniel all had their own rooms. As did Vanessa and Aragorn, hence the big fuss.
"But not everyone else is going to be King of Gondor," Boromir reminded her.
"Shut up, Pincushion Boi!" she muttered and sat down to sulk.
"OK, sorry to break up the 'love fest' going on here, but I'm going to put my crap down," I interrupted and walked off in what I thought was the direction of my room.
"Not that way," Haldir said, pointing down the opposite direction. "That way. I'll show you."
"Dang Elf," I muttered.
.~*~.
Haldir quickly showed me where our room was and I put down my stuff and looked around.
"Wow. These Gondorians have good taste," I said appreciatively. All the furniture was, apparently, made out of redwood and oak and extremely pretty. "They even have a chess set. Awesome!" (A/N~ I love chess; it's great! Do they have chess in Middle-Earth? They do now if they didn't.)
After I got settled in, Haldir and I sat and talked about whatever sprang to mind. We pretty much did that until the eventful dinner that night.
Those of us not from Middle-Earth were called to a room with no explanation; "Just come," was all we were told if we asked. When we got there a small woman was waiting.
"If you are to attend the banquet tonight, you must have more civilized clothing," the woman said in an annoying nasally voice.
We looked around; Alex, Vanessa, Kitty, Courtney, and I were wearing jeans while SG-1 was wearing their BDU's.
"I see nothing wrong with our attire," Teal'c replied.
The woman scoffed. "Ladies, you will find your dresses in that room (she pointed to the left) and Lords, you will find your clothing in the room on the right."
"Yea!" Kitty cried. "We get to wear Gondorian dresses!" (She was still REALLY excited about being in M-E and her hormones were way outta wack.)
.~*~.
"OK, if I ever get excited about dresses again, slap me!" Kitty shouted.
"Gladly," I joked.
"What do you have to complain about?!" Vanessa screamed. "I'm the one in the PINK, FRILLY dress!"
Kitty stopped shouting as she, Courtney, and I collapsed in giggles.
By this time we were all dressed (think the dress that Éowyn wears at the encampment in RotK). I had a deep, velvety purple dress; Kitty had a forest green one; Courtney, a sky blue, and Sam got stuck with a brown one, but she didn't complain, at least, not to us.
"At least there's no headdress this time," I heard her mutter and remembered the last time she had to wear a really fancy dress (episode: Emancipation).
We walked out to the main room and waited for the guys. We waited for about five minutes before we were "graced" with their presence. I have to admit, they looked about as uncomfortable as we did (we don't do dresses).
First thing out of Jack's (and Kitty's) mouth was, "Does this make me look fat?" We all just rolled our eyes, knowing our friends', and commanding officer's (in some cases), senses of humor.
I think Vanessa looked the most uncomfortable of us all, only because the rest of us at least looked spiffy, she had a pink, frilly dress like the ones little girls are always forced to wear to look "cute".
"Why do I have to wear the pink, frilly dress?!" Vanessa demanded of the woman who first told us our clothes weren't "civilized".
"Because the King and Steward (Boromir) requested it," the nasally-voiced woman replied.
"OOOOOOOOOOO! I'm gonna kill that HASRWANB and Pincushion Boi!" Vanessa screamed and stormed off to find them.
"Oh, I gotta see this!" I said and ran off after her with everyone walking behind us.
A/N~ OK, I'll leave it there. This outta be good. The beginning kinda sucked but it'll get better. Well, remember to review! *tags Nessie*
A/N~ OK, as you know from the prologue of sorts, we've written several LotR fics, but never a crossover or Stargate fic. Therefore parts of this fic maybe a little rocky. First chapter is in my (Christy's) POV. Also all typing on this fic is by Christy (And I obviously stole the title from Tolkien ^.^ Go me!).
Disclaimer:
Me: *Holds up cookie* Who is your Elf Goddess?
Aragorn and Boromir: Christy.
Me: Who owns everything?
Aragorn and Boromir: You and Vanessa.
Me: *Gives them each a cookie* Good boys. See, we own everything, they said so themselves.
"EEEEEEE!!!!" Vanessa squealed over the phone. "I can't believe that we're going to Aragorn's coronation! My Hott-And-Sexy-Ranger-With-A-Nice-Butt (HASRWANB) is gonna be my Hott-And-Sexy-King-With-A-Nice-Butt (HASKWANB)!"
"I know! You've only said that 5 million times in the last 5 minutes!" I retorted. "Now hurry up! We're supposed to meet Gandalf at Kitty's house in 10 minutes!"
"Crap!" she muttered and hung up.
.~*~.
"Do I have to go?!" Alex whined.
"Yes," I answered. "Now, shut up!"
"For the love of Ilúvatar, all of you be quiet!" Gandalf shouted scaring the rest of us quiet. 'The rest of us' included: myself, Vanessa, Kitty, Courtney, and Alex, who was not too thrilled to be included (he has something against LotR). "Are you all ready?" (A/N~ Here Vanessa wrote in our spiral "No, I need to pack more underwear!" I have to ask; we're at Kitty's house, where the heck is she planning on getting that underwear?!)
"Yes," we chorused.
"Good. Let us go then."
Instantly we were in Minas Tirith being greeted by the Fellowship.
"Haldir!" I screamed and ran into his arms. "I can't resist an Elf in uniform," I giggled before he kissed me.
Vanessa did her now traditional greeting of Aragorn.
"Vanessa! Let me breathe!" Aragorn gasped out as she hugged him overly tight. "It's good to see you too, but killing the soon-to-be-King of Gondor is punishable by death, you know."
"Sorry," she mumbled and that was all she could get out before he silenced her with his mouth.
Kitty was already in Legolas's arms while he was trying to make sure that he didn't hurt their soon-to-be 'bundle of joy'.
Courtney was sitting on the floor so she'd be more eye-level with Pippin, talking to him.
Alex just stood there being thoroughly bored. "Did I have to come?" he asked Aragorn after everyone had finished 'greeting' each other.
"Yes," Gandalf answered, trying to get closer to Alex.
"Gross! Stay away!" Alex shuddered and moved away.
"Where are you taking us?!" we heard a woman demand, receiving no answer that we could hear.
"That voice sounds familiar." Courtney said. "But I don't know from where."
"This castle is fascinating!" a male voice exclaimed. "It looks like medieval English construction, like the supposed Camelot!"
"Daniel!" Kitty and I shrieked and ran towards the voices. When we reached SG-1 we stopped and waited for everyone else to show up.
"What's going on here?" Aragorn asked one of the guards holding Jack.
"We caught them coming out of the circular device that you brought back from Haradwaith on one of your journeys," the guard answered. "We were taking them to the dungeons until they could be brought before you as minions of Sauron."
"'Minions of Sauron'? Vanessa scoffed. "Aragorn, they are no more 'minions of Sauron' than I am. Let them go." When he didn't reply, se whined, "Pleeeeeeeaaase?"
"If I released them the four of you who seem to recognize them must take responsibility for whatever they do," Aragorn replied. The four of us girls quickly agreed and Jack pushed his guards away.
"It's about time," Jack muttered. "See, Carter, I told you that screaming would work," he told his second-in-command sarcastically.
"Sorry, sir," she apologized.
"You're forgiven, major, as long as you tell me where we are. This does not look like the new Tok'ra base to me!"
"And how do you four know who we are?" Daniel asked, looking at us strangely.
"You're in Middle-Earth," I answered Jack's question first.
"Fascinating," Daniel breathed.
"And, to answer you're question," I turned to face Daniel, "We're from the U.S. too and we know about the SGC. Don't ask how," I interrupted Sam before she could finish her question. "Because we won't tell."
"So, now that we know where we are, why is there no DHD here?" Jack asked.
"I.I-- Actually, I have no idea, sir," Sam admitted. "I guess that it didn't get brought with the gate from wherever they brought it from."
"Well, now that you're here, enjoy yourselves!" Kitty cried, hugging Teal'c. "Oh, yeah. Mr. Enthusiasm here keeps it all on the inside." Teal'c looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
"Does being in this place make one go insane?" Teal'c asked Vanessa, who, for the most part, had been quiet during the whole encounter.
"No, they're (she pointed at Kitty and me) are always like this, whether we're on Earth or in Middle-Earth," she answered, rolling her eyes.
"And we're stuck with them?" Jack asked sarcastically.
"Yep!" I smiled and waved at him for no reason.
"So, since they're not staying in the dungeons, where is everyone sleeping?" Courtney spoke up for the first time.
.~*~.
"She gets a room with Haldir; why don't I get a room with Aragorn?!" Vanessa whined, clearly unhappy about the room arrangements.
"Because it would be improper for the King of Gondor to share quarters with a woman he is not married to," Boromir answered (Yes, he's still alive and will remain so.).
"But.you're letting everyone else!" she complained.
I guess I'd better tell you the sleeping arrangements. Haldir and I were sharing a room, Kitty and Legolas, Courtney and Pippin. Merry, Frodo, Sam, Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, Jack, Carter, Teal'c, and Daniel all had their own rooms. As did Vanessa and Aragorn, hence the big fuss.
"But not everyone else is going to be King of Gondor," Boromir reminded her.
"Shut up, Pincushion Boi!" she muttered and sat down to sulk.
"OK, sorry to break up the 'love fest' going on here, but I'm going to put my crap down," I interrupted and walked off in what I thought was the direction of my room.
"Not that way," Haldir said, pointing down the opposite direction. "That way. I'll show you."
"Dang Elf," I muttered.
.~*~.
Haldir quickly showed me where our room was and I put down my stuff and looked around.
"Wow. These Gondorians have good taste," I said appreciatively. All the furniture was, apparently, made out of redwood and oak and extremely pretty. "They even have a chess set. Awesome!" (A/N~ I love chess; it's great! Do they have chess in Middle-Earth? They do now if they didn't.)
After I got settled in, Haldir and I sat and talked about whatever sprang to mind. We pretty much did that until the eventful dinner that night.
Those of us not from Middle-Earth were called to a room with no explanation; "Just come," was all we were told if we asked. When we got there a small woman was waiting.
"If you are to attend the banquet tonight, you must have more civilized clothing," the woman said in an annoying nasally voice.
We looked around; Alex, Vanessa, Kitty, Courtney, and I were wearing jeans while SG-1 was wearing their BDU's.
"I see nothing wrong with our attire," Teal'c replied.
The woman scoffed. "Ladies, you will find your dresses in that room (she pointed to the left) and Lords, you will find your clothing in the room on the right."
"Yea!" Kitty cried. "We get to wear Gondorian dresses!" (She was still REALLY excited about being in M-E and her hormones were way outta wack.)
.~*~.
"OK, if I ever get excited about dresses again, slap me!" Kitty shouted.
"Gladly," I joked.
"What do you have to complain about?!" Vanessa screamed. "I'm the one in the PINK, FRILLY dress!"
Kitty stopped shouting as she, Courtney, and I collapsed in giggles.
By this time we were all dressed (think the dress that Éowyn wears at the encampment in RotK). I had a deep, velvety purple dress; Kitty had a forest green one; Courtney, a sky blue, and Sam got stuck with a brown one, but she didn't complain, at least, not to us.
"At least there's no headdress this time," I heard her mutter and remembered the last time she had to wear a really fancy dress (episode: Emancipation).
We walked out to the main room and waited for the guys. We waited for about five minutes before we were "graced" with their presence. I have to admit, they looked about as uncomfortable as we did (we don't do dresses).
First thing out of Jack's (and Kitty's) mouth was, "Does this make me look fat?" We all just rolled our eyes, knowing our friends', and commanding officer's (in some cases), senses of humor.
I think Vanessa looked the most uncomfortable of us all, only because the rest of us at least looked spiffy, she had a pink, frilly dress like the ones little girls are always forced to wear to look "cute".
"Why do I have to wear the pink, frilly dress?!" Vanessa demanded of the woman who first told us our clothes weren't "civilized".
"Because the King and Steward (Boromir) requested it," the nasally-voiced woman replied.
"OOOOOOOOOOO! I'm gonna kill that HASRWANB and Pincushion Boi!" Vanessa screamed and stormed off to find them.
"Oh, I gotta see this!" I said and ran off after her with everyone walking behind us.
A/N~ OK, I'll leave it there. This outta be good. The beginning kinda sucked but it'll get better. Well, remember to review! *tags Nessie*
