Hakaruster: Wheee! Finally wrote a new fic!

Laharl: Whoopdeedo! Get on with the story.

Hakaruster: Shut Up, got to take care of something first.

Laharl: Well Hurry the censored Up!

Hakaruster: Patience demon prince.

Disclaimer: I don't own disgaea blah blah blah, Now I can change whatever I want! Thanks to Nippon Ichi for making this game! 8D

Chapter One

Bad Morning for Mr. Gordon

Gordon walked lazily in his pajamas to the bathroom. The bathroom, as always was sparkling clean. Everything was made of marble, which was slippery so every time Gordon took a shower he slipped and hit his head. He stopped in front of the sink and looked at himself in the mirror. His Brown hair was messed up. He picked up his silver space toothbrush that said "I (heart) Earth." He brushed his teeth rapidly and stretched his back. He moaned as his back cracked. He quickly styled his hair and got dressed and ready for anything that Laharl made him do today.

He walked out the door and saw the main lobby totally trashed. "What the-" He muttered. He stared at in awe and after a few minutes continues to Jennifer's room. "Jennifer! Up and at em'!" He yelled, with no response. He slowly opened the door. "Jennif-… OH MY GOD!" Jennifer was laying on her bed Withought any clothes and foaming at the mouth. Gordon closed the door and ran way. He stopped at Laharl's room and knocked rapidly.

"Laharl! Are you up! Jennifer is…" Laharl opened the door scratching his butt. "What do you want you tasty Pretzel?" Gordon's eyes widened. He slowly backed away. "Who is it honey?" Yelled a voice from behind the door. "F-Flo-Flonne!" Flonne walked over, next to Laharl. She was wearing a small bra and panties. Gordon thought he was going nuts.

"Oh, what a tasty Pretzel!" Yelled Flonne. "I saw it first, bitch!" Laharl Snapped at Flonne. She pulled out a paper fan and smacked Laharl half way across the room and stared at Gordon hungrily. "N- NO WAY?" Gordon yelled like a little girl running away down the corridors of the castle. "Etna! Miss Etna!" Gordon knocked on her door yelling. She walked out calmly but… she was wearing a Male Warrior's suit. "Good morning Gordon, what do you want? And who you callin' miss?" He voice sounded rougher, and her red hair was short now. Gordon collapsed.

Flonne was in the bathtub, taking a nice, warm bubble bath while Laharl outside was having an argument with the bed because it wasn't Father Lamington pulled back the curtains and kicked the bathtub. "You're wearing a dress! Are you a Cross Dresser!" Father soft enough for him. Flonne splashed in her Bathtub like a little girl. Father Lamington appeared outside the tub and Flonne looked at his shadow through the curtains. "Hello mister shadow!" He said like a little girl. "Shadow! Flonne it is me, Father Lamington!"Lamingtons eyes burned with Rage. "Why you little!" He calmed his nerves and started picking his nose. "You little slut, what were you doing last night!" He plucked a booger and examined it. "I don't know Mr. Cross Dresser." She said with a stupid grin on her face.

Over at the medical center, Gordon awoke with a migraine. He looked around and saw Etna and the medics drinking some beer and doing other things that were unmentionable. Gordon looked away and went crazy on the bed. "WTF IS GOING ON?"

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And that was chapter 1! I know, kinda short. But i promise you can expect alot from this Fanfic.

All in All R&R