Ok, this is my first fan fiction so don't get all over me about it being
bad if it is, ok? Anyway, I got really bored and got the idea for this
story so I thought why not? Well, I hope you like it and please R&R!!
As the whole gang sat at Yusukes's apartment, there was nothing to do. So they had to entertain themselves in anyway they could...
"So..what do you want to do?" Yusuke asked looking around at the others.
"I don't know. What do you want to do?" said Kuwabara in a bored tone.
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
"I don't know. What do you-"
"Will you shut up? You're getting annoying," Hiei said peevishly from the windowsill. Kuwabara gave him a nasty look and then turned to Kurama.
"What is there to do?" he asked and Kurama shrugged his shoulders.
"Man, this is boring. Ko-enma hasn't put me on a case in a while and there's been nothing to do for three freaking weeks!" complained Yusuke while Kuwabara tried to think of something fun to do.
"Hey guys, I have an idea!" he exclaimed finally and Hiei grunted, "Well that's a first." in the corner. "Let's play 'do you love your neighbor'!"
"What's that?" Kurama asked curiously.
"It's when everyone sits in a circle with one less chair than people and the person without a chair stands in the middle. The middle guy asked someone in a chair if they love their neighbor. If the person says no, then the 2 people sitting next to him have to switch places real fast before the guy in the middle gets a seat. If he says yes then he has to say one thing that he doesn't like about everyone like you're wearing green or something. And anyone with that characteristic has to get up and find a different chair really quick."
"Sounds stupid," said Hiei not getting up to play.
"We might as well try it, Hiei. It'd be better than sitting around all day," said Kurama and Hiei grunted protestantly but finally gave in. They all arranged the chairs in a circle and Yusuke happened to be in the middle. He walked over to Kurama and asked, "Kurama, do you love your neighbor?"
"...no," he said quietly while Hiei (with his lightning fast speed) and Kuwabara got up and tried to switch. Yusuke beat Kuwabara to a seat so he stood in the big circle. He looked at them all and said, "Yususke, do you love you're neighbor?"
"Yes, but I don't like people shorter than me," Yusuke replied and all looked over at Hiei. He looked confused.
"Where am I supposed to go? There's no one but me shorter than Yususke," he said looked a little irritated.
"I know, that means you're stuck in the middle," said Kuwabara with a little laugh.
"This isn't fair! That's cheating!"
"No it's not. You can do that anytime during the game." Hiei stomped into the middle of the circle while Kuwabara bounded cheerfully to his empty chair. Hiei turned to Kurama and asked if he loved his neighbor. He replied yes but not humans.
"That was pointless," said Yusuke has he leaped out of his seat. He took to long to say so and he was stuck in the middle. He looked at Hiei. "Hiei, do you love your neighbor?"
"Yes, but no one with poodle-like orange hair and a nose that makes him look like Michael Jackson." There was a short silence (short being the key word) and then Kuwabara exploded.
"HEY, LITTLE MAN! I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK! ATLEAST I'M NOT SHORT AND UGLY!! AND I HAVE A GIRL THAT LOVES ME TOO!" Kuwabara screamed and when Kuwabara's "girl" came up, Hiei's eyes widened and he screamed back,
"Yukina doesn't love you!! You're not good enough for her! If you come anywhere near her I'll-"
"Gees, you guys never stop fighting, do you?" said a familiar voice. Then, Botan appeared on her oar and everyone (except Hiei) asked if there was anything Ko-enma wanted. "Yes, in fact. He needs Yusuke to go on a secret mission. It'll be an usual but dangerous situation. Ko-enma's been monitoring a girl for a week now and we need to get rid of her."
"What has she been doing?" Yusuke asked.
"She's been causing mayhem all around her city. The thing is we don't know who or what can stop her. She's taken out civilians, police officers, and whole buildings. I need you to go meet her and find out why she's doing it and what her weaknesses are. It won't be easy. She's extremely secretive about things as such things and she's not likely to open up about it right away. You have to be her friend and get her to trust you."
"And where is this little pain in the neck that I have to beat?"
"Oh, you're going to love this! Florida!" Botan exclaimed happily and giggled with glee. The others didn't have a clue to what Botan was talking about. She noticed their puzzled faces and stopped giggling and smiling. "It's in the U.S. that you have to go. Florida is the tourist capitol of the world. Theme parks, beaches.."
"If there's hot girls in bikinis then I'M THERE!" Yusuke said enthusiastically.
"Now, Yusuke, you probably won't have time to go to beaches and Disney World. You have to concentrate on your mission."
"Yeah, I'll talk to the girl, punch her brains out and hit the beaches. What am I going to tell Kayko and my mom?"
"What did you tell them while you were training with Genkia?"
"That I went to a camp."
"Then there's your answer! Hurry and pack, you have to leave tonight. You're plane tickets are all ready," said Botan handing them four tickets.
"Are we all going?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yes, it'll be better this way. We can all help Yusuke with the mission and-"
"Wait, what do you mean 'we'? You're not going are you?"
"Of course I am! Oh, this'll be lots of fun!" said Botan giggling again.
After the flight....
"Well, that wasn't the most comfortable flight," stated Kuwabara carrying a little brown bag that reeked of airplane food and other stomach contents.
"I must agree. I was quite shook up myself," said Kurama.
"Yeah, but you weren't barfing every hour on the hour for 14 hours," Yusuke said and laughed at his own joke.
"Quit fooling around you guys, we have to get to our apartment and then sign up at school," said Botan pushing the others along.
"What??? We have to go to school here??" all the boys said.
"Of course we do, silly. How do you think you're going to get to know this girl?" said Botan in a petulant voice. All the boys groaned and complained about how either they never did school before and they don't plan to start, or they didn't want to go to school while they were on a mission. "That's just too bad, boys. We're going to school whether you like it or not."
Well, when they all got to their apartment (Botan posed as a 21 year old to get one), they unpacked their things and then called the school. Botan made arrangements for them to start in 2 days. "That'll give us plenty of time," she said in a "matter of fact" tone.
"Plenty of time for what?" asked Kuwabara.
"Shopping! We need to get our uniforms," Botan said.
"Uniforms??" all four boys said together.
"Yes, it's a private school so you'll need the proper uniforms.
After shopping...
That was the most painful experience of my life," said Hiei as they all walked in the door. Each had a white plastic bag in their hands with shirts and pants in it. Botan laughed happily and opened up her bag on her bed. "This is going to be so much fun!!!"
"How old is this girl?" Yusuke asked throwing his bag in some random corner.
"She's just 14. So we'll all be in her class."
"Um, excuse me," said Kurama, "but I'm 15."
"I told them you were 14 so you could help us. You can't go bounding off to the high school. What if we need you?"
"Alright, but I still can't believe I have to wear this unusual uniform." He held up a dark green shirt with a collar and school logo.
"Well, I think they look adorable!" said Botan. "I can't wait until tomorrow!"
As the whole gang sat at Yusukes's apartment, there was nothing to do. So they had to entertain themselves in anyway they could...
"So..what do you want to do?" Yusuke asked looking around at the others.
"I don't know. What do you want to do?" said Kuwabara in a bored tone.
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
"I don't know. What do you-"
"Will you shut up? You're getting annoying," Hiei said peevishly from the windowsill. Kuwabara gave him a nasty look and then turned to Kurama.
"What is there to do?" he asked and Kurama shrugged his shoulders.
"Man, this is boring. Ko-enma hasn't put me on a case in a while and there's been nothing to do for three freaking weeks!" complained Yusuke while Kuwabara tried to think of something fun to do.
"Hey guys, I have an idea!" he exclaimed finally and Hiei grunted, "Well that's a first." in the corner. "Let's play 'do you love your neighbor'!"
"What's that?" Kurama asked curiously.
"It's when everyone sits in a circle with one less chair than people and the person without a chair stands in the middle. The middle guy asked someone in a chair if they love their neighbor. If the person says no, then the 2 people sitting next to him have to switch places real fast before the guy in the middle gets a seat. If he says yes then he has to say one thing that he doesn't like about everyone like you're wearing green or something. And anyone with that characteristic has to get up and find a different chair really quick."
"Sounds stupid," said Hiei not getting up to play.
"We might as well try it, Hiei. It'd be better than sitting around all day," said Kurama and Hiei grunted protestantly but finally gave in. They all arranged the chairs in a circle and Yusuke happened to be in the middle. He walked over to Kurama and asked, "Kurama, do you love your neighbor?"
"...no," he said quietly while Hiei (with his lightning fast speed) and Kuwabara got up and tried to switch. Yusuke beat Kuwabara to a seat so he stood in the big circle. He looked at them all and said, "Yususke, do you love you're neighbor?"
"Yes, but I don't like people shorter than me," Yusuke replied and all looked over at Hiei. He looked confused.
"Where am I supposed to go? There's no one but me shorter than Yususke," he said looked a little irritated.
"I know, that means you're stuck in the middle," said Kuwabara with a little laugh.
"This isn't fair! That's cheating!"
"No it's not. You can do that anytime during the game." Hiei stomped into the middle of the circle while Kuwabara bounded cheerfully to his empty chair. Hiei turned to Kurama and asked if he loved his neighbor. He replied yes but not humans.
"That was pointless," said Yusuke has he leaped out of his seat. He took to long to say so and he was stuck in the middle. He looked at Hiei. "Hiei, do you love your neighbor?"
"Yes, but no one with poodle-like orange hair and a nose that makes him look like Michael Jackson." There was a short silence (short being the key word) and then Kuwabara exploded.
"HEY, LITTLE MAN! I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK! ATLEAST I'M NOT SHORT AND UGLY!! AND I HAVE A GIRL THAT LOVES ME TOO!" Kuwabara screamed and when Kuwabara's "girl" came up, Hiei's eyes widened and he screamed back,
"Yukina doesn't love you!! You're not good enough for her! If you come anywhere near her I'll-"
"Gees, you guys never stop fighting, do you?" said a familiar voice. Then, Botan appeared on her oar and everyone (except Hiei) asked if there was anything Ko-enma wanted. "Yes, in fact. He needs Yusuke to go on a secret mission. It'll be an usual but dangerous situation. Ko-enma's been monitoring a girl for a week now and we need to get rid of her."
"What has she been doing?" Yusuke asked.
"She's been causing mayhem all around her city. The thing is we don't know who or what can stop her. She's taken out civilians, police officers, and whole buildings. I need you to go meet her and find out why she's doing it and what her weaknesses are. It won't be easy. She's extremely secretive about things as such things and she's not likely to open up about it right away. You have to be her friend and get her to trust you."
"And where is this little pain in the neck that I have to beat?"
"Oh, you're going to love this! Florida!" Botan exclaimed happily and giggled with glee. The others didn't have a clue to what Botan was talking about. She noticed their puzzled faces and stopped giggling and smiling. "It's in the U.S. that you have to go. Florida is the tourist capitol of the world. Theme parks, beaches.."
"If there's hot girls in bikinis then I'M THERE!" Yusuke said enthusiastically.
"Now, Yusuke, you probably won't have time to go to beaches and Disney World. You have to concentrate on your mission."
"Yeah, I'll talk to the girl, punch her brains out and hit the beaches. What am I going to tell Kayko and my mom?"
"What did you tell them while you were training with Genkia?"
"That I went to a camp."
"Then there's your answer! Hurry and pack, you have to leave tonight. You're plane tickets are all ready," said Botan handing them four tickets.
"Are we all going?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yes, it'll be better this way. We can all help Yusuke with the mission and-"
"Wait, what do you mean 'we'? You're not going are you?"
"Of course I am! Oh, this'll be lots of fun!" said Botan giggling again.
After the flight....
"Well, that wasn't the most comfortable flight," stated Kuwabara carrying a little brown bag that reeked of airplane food and other stomach contents.
"I must agree. I was quite shook up myself," said Kurama.
"Yeah, but you weren't barfing every hour on the hour for 14 hours," Yusuke said and laughed at his own joke.
"Quit fooling around you guys, we have to get to our apartment and then sign up at school," said Botan pushing the others along.
"What??? We have to go to school here??" all the boys said.
"Of course we do, silly. How do you think you're going to get to know this girl?" said Botan in a petulant voice. All the boys groaned and complained about how either they never did school before and they don't plan to start, or they didn't want to go to school while they were on a mission. "That's just too bad, boys. We're going to school whether you like it or not."
Well, when they all got to their apartment (Botan posed as a 21 year old to get one), they unpacked their things and then called the school. Botan made arrangements for them to start in 2 days. "That'll give us plenty of time," she said in a "matter of fact" tone.
"Plenty of time for what?" asked Kuwabara.
"Shopping! We need to get our uniforms," Botan said.
"Uniforms??" all four boys said together.
"Yes, it's a private school so you'll need the proper uniforms.
After shopping...
That was the most painful experience of my life," said Hiei as they all walked in the door. Each had a white plastic bag in their hands with shirts and pants in it. Botan laughed happily and opened up her bag on her bed. "This is going to be so much fun!!!"
"How old is this girl?" Yusuke asked throwing his bag in some random corner.
"She's just 14. So we'll all be in her class."
"Um, excuse me," said Kurama, "but I'm 15."
"I told them you were 14 so you could help us. You can't go bounding off to the high school. What if we need you?"
"Alright, but I still can't believe I have to wear this unusual uniform." He held up a dark green shirt with a collar and school logo.
"Well, I think they look adorable!" said Botan. "I can't wait until tomorrow!"
