Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Gundam Wing characters. Damn. However any characters you see in there eg Kirsten Cholate who do not appear in Gundam Wing or Endless Waltz are mine and if stolen you are copywriting as they are MY property. Thankyou ^-^
This is just a warning this story has mild character bashing sometimes but severe Relena bashing in the 1st chapter and mayhap beyond so if u are a Relena fan then mayhap this isn't the story for u. However I would appreciate your input as well.
Pairings include: oh wait …can't tell u ^-^Pairings shall be revealed later on in the fic ^-^
IMPORTANT NOTE: REVIEWS AND INPUT WANTED. THIS IS MY 1ST FIC SO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED BUT SHALL BE BURNED IF INNAPPROPRIATE. I AM VERY ACCEPTING OF CRITICISIM AND ANY IDEAS TO MAKE IT BETTER ETC. THANKYOU.
The Secret Diary of … WHOM?
Day OneDear Diary,
Well, unfortunately the English teacher, Mrs Hedges, ruined my perfect school break when she decided to continue our in-class assignment and make it go for the whole year. She gave as a 'small' assignment. SURE!!! And pigs are green in Venezuela!!! Gee, she gave us this little book. It was a ring-bound book – black rings I might add – with a glossy red cover. I watched her handing out the other students theirs… they where all different colours… but mine was the best. I opened it expecting to find what the project was, expecting it to be written inside and!!! It was blank. Mrs Hedges then told us it was to be a project that went for JUST this term. We were to do a diary. Now I was f-I-n-e with that… and have already finished my little red book and low-and-behold when I went to give it in, she decided to make it a year-bound project. Could be started at anytime, but had to contain 3 months worth of entries… great…
Well, now, she handed me another little book and told me to just continue what I was doing before… and that's what I'm doing. I'm writing in a little book exactly the same as the one before, little black rings, red glossy cover and all, I think she's colour coded them so as to know whose is whose… that's a good idea… I guess… Ah-well, any who, so, that is the only reason that I have started this journal. Yes, the ONLY reason, okay, okay and to have someone to bitch to, and talk to, and tell stuff to, well, I guess this diary COULD be a good thing… riiight… and Cheetahs come from the bottom of the ocean right? … You know? … Mayhap I'll just let THAT subject go…. Any who, on to what I REALLY want to write…. (Could you hear the false enthusiasm and wonderment?) (Okay okay I actually do want to put these next paragraphs in….)
School Break. The best time of the year. The time when we get to shop, go out with friends, dream about going out with that cute guy in homeroom, goof off, relax, and dream about the ultimately cute guys at school again ah… WHAT could be better? Going out with those ultimately cute guys for one… but… I'm not exactly the most totally extroverted of people, I'm happy-go-lucky and always a smiling face but I CANNOT be the one to make the 1st move.
Anyway… enough said about my pathetic love life… on to … um… arr… how about my annoying social life instead? Those friends. I would LOVE to kill some of them… Am I truly friends with these people I am about to seriously diss? Only to their faces.
This is a list of the things that I would love to yell at my friends and are written as a way to vent my frustration on them for the time being. As Mrs Ploughman said when saying things to people ask yourself is this really good for that person? If I say this will it be good for them? In this respect most of what I would love to yell at my friends is non-repeatable in any shape or form. The few that don't compose of 'word' 'swear word' 'word' 'swearword' have been written down with great care. Perhaps one day these will find their way to the surface and be said in one form or another. Perhaps my inability to be snide to the face of my social oppressors will one day no longer continue and I will say these well-rehearsed speeches… but… not one day soon… do I except that … to happen.
Let's start with the most ultimately, undeniably annoying of all… the Peacebitch.
Relena Peacecraft: (cheerleader, social ditz, dumb blond extraordinaire and… most popular girl in school… thing is… I hate her guts.)
Things I would love to yell at Helena: (note that is NOT a typo… quite fitting doncha think? Hell-ena? Get it? Teehee… okay that was dumb… moving on…)
1) Pardon this cliché, which also happens to be a cliché but wake up and smell the roses, every second sentence you say is complaining about something or someone!!! You just love to complain about anything. You are the saddest little whining brat in a long history of poor, pathetic little whining brats and I pity your poor pathetic person. If there were a Guinness World Record for the person who can complain the most on one breath it would be you. You are forever criticizing others and saying what they do wrong. Have you ever taken one; just one fricken minute to look at yourself and ask yourself what needs improving? No!!! And you know why? Because you see yourself as Miss Little Perfect, with no flaws, faults or things that can be improved on. Well I'm sorry to be your wake up call and reality check but I'm not the least bit sad to say that you are sadly mistaken. Find the twig in your own eye before you go finding the log in others.[i] Shut the fuck up and if you can't handle it then piss off you poor excuse for a human being!!!
2) That is it!!!! Stop blaming us for things that you should have had the commonsense to get done yourself!!! You yell at us for not letting you copy our answers that was for homework because you haven't finished it and you want to know why? Because when we ask you what you did last night what is the answer? I was watching TV, I went to the beach, I couldn't miss my wonderful Buffy even though it's at 10:30 and I've had since 3:15 to do my homework!!! ^_^ !!!
Whew!! I gotta stop there 'bout that hellish chick…. Aie-aie-aie! I could go on FOREVER!!!
Next on my list to torture is…
Kirsten Cholate[ii]: (Helena's best friend, now she is an adopted blond (VERY nice way or saying that she dies her hair ^-^ and badly I might add) and just about as ditzy as her best friend. She also has a fetish with this show… what was it… now it's really hard to remember this name… the Rocky Horror Picture Show[iii] (gags))
Things I would love to yell at Kirsten:
1) Wake up lunadick[iv] not everything that people say is a joke. Wait let me do my impression of you: Oh, did you know that 24 000 people died of hunger during the September 11 terrorist attacks? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That is like soooooooo funny!!!! I mean Mr Wainright has just soooooooo got to get his priorities right doesn't he? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! Hey do you want to know how much crappy stuff I've collected of the fricken Rocky Horror Picture Show? And I mean that rearranged Time Warp we did for Speech Night was just soooooooo gay!!!!!!!! And that land mine picture with all of the people's body parts and things in it was soooooooo funny!!![v] Lol lol lol…
I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING FURTHUR!! That girl has SERIOUS problems… Speaking of problems I have not yet begun to mention what a Miss Dorothy Catalonia is like. Okay, let me rephrase that, I'm just jealous; she's dating the third most ultimately cute guy in school Quatre Rebarbar Winner. There is actually nothing wrong with Dorothy and I even hang out with her sometimes.
Oh, and wondering whose dating the 1st and 2nd most dateable guys in the school? Helena and Kirsten are (respectfully listed) dating the 1st and 2nd most dateable guys. And the fourth most dateable guy Chang Wufei – doesn't date. Damn.
Well I guess you could say that those are the people that I hate most at the moment. And for these reasons:
1) Helena and Duo (the most ultimately cute guy in the WHOLE school) are dating.
2) Kirsten and Trowa (the second most ultimately cute guy in the WHOLE school) are dating.
3) Helena is a self-obsessed cow
4) ALL the guys love them – wow did that sound jealous or what!?!? But it's not that, it's just that I have no idea WHY they like them…
5) That brings me to my next point, they're like the dating bicycles – EVERYONE'S HAD A GO… and maybe… a … couple extra if you know what I mean
6) I have never EVER in my whole life met someone who carries a mirror in their pocket, one up their sleeve – just in case, and at least three more – one in their school bag, one in their subject bag and one in their sports bag – in various bags. That's is… you guessed it… until I met Helena and Kirsten.
7) They are unbelievably cruel to anyone who they deem to be not as popular as them or SERIOUSLY unpopular in the girl sex division. I have watched as girls have had confrontations with those two and then left the school because of it. Last year this girl, Jessica McDermott I believe her name was, nicest girl I have ever met, transferred here from Japan. To the Sanc Kingdom from Japan, from JAPAN. Okay so the name had nothing to do with Japan, but she was of Japanese decent. So, any who, she barely lasted 10 minutes without grabbing a Kleenex because of the snide comments that they made, and at the end of her second week, re-transferred back to Japan. All in all I think most girls who get harassed by those two were severely impressed that she managed to last those two weeks.
There are just too many reasons to list as to why I hate those two. They are just completely unbelievable. And one day, one day those two are going to reap what they sew, they're going to get what they dish out – except a thousand times worse. And I want to be there when it happens. I want to stand there and laugh and point at them, I know that that seems cruel and unfair but when you've had to put up with it for the six years of your schooling, of your life… you seem to develop a massive lack of sympathy for them.
Note: I don't hate Dorothy Catalonia in case I confused you earlier. She's cool. I'm just completely jealous of her love life. Sigh. And there are no other cute guys at school. AND I MEAN NO OTHER CUTE GUYS!!! Unless you go for that football, jock look / attitude in a guy of course, but, personally? No way. Although, rumour has it that a new guy is transferring here sometime next term. Weird huh? Who'd miss the 1st term of school, coming straight to the second? I have NO idea. Any who, I guess it's actually none of my business so yeah, with nothing more to say;
Girl with a Red Glossy Book, signing out.[vi]
[i] Note if you don't know what this saying means it's to find the problems about your own character before complaining to the whole world the tiny problems found in others.
[ii] Note this person is based on a friend and I'm keeping her relatively true to form.
[iii] Apologies to anyone who likes the Rocky Horror Picture Show but this girl goes on and on and on about it in real life – she is also as annoying as hell
[iv] Note this is just a word made by combining lunatic and dick… free to use.
[v] She seriously laughed about all in this paragraph. It is all true. I said I was keeping her character true to form and I am.
[vi] Please give your views and reasons on which character this is ^-^ I would like to know if I am doing it well and stuff. Basically I would like as much input as you can give me thankyou.
