The Dinobots
Disclaimer: Usual Disclaimers, don't own transformers
A/N: I'm combining using all versions of the Dinobots for this
A stupid little fic I thought of yesterday involving the G1 version of the Dinobots. I own nothing. Please leave any remark and your thoughts. Also I will be having the Dinobots refer to Ratchet and Wheeljack as their creators but they will be calling them papa. You have been warned.
The Dinobots gather in Med bay for their annual checkup. Wheeljack pets Slag's horn as he gets an inoculation needle. For being a psychopath, he's scared of needles.
"Papa Ratchet, Me swoop have question" Swoop says
"How many times have I told you not to say that?" Ratchet asks
As if he didn't even listen Swoop continues
"How did we get our names?" Swoop asks
"It's programed into you birdbrain" Wheeljack says
"That's not what me Swoop means. What made you think of giving us our names?"
"Oh, well now that you mention it its quite funny actually?"
"Me Grimlock's name not funny, Me Grimlock bad aft" Grimlock growls
"Easy Grimlock, now what I mean is this..."
During the creation of the first three Dinobots, Sunstreaker storms into med bay as Ratchet and Wheeljack program the Dinobots' names into them.
"Ratch I stepped in some slaggin sludge. I need to be disinfected before something grim happens to my foot like it goes into Stasis Lock" Sunstreaker whines
"Slaggit Sunstreaker, I'm busy here"
"Uh Ratch" Wheeljack gulps
"What"
"The Dinobots are registering names"
"Frag "
The Dinobots online.
"Papa?" Sludge asks
"Um, state your names" Wheeljack says nervously
"Me Sludge" Sludge replies
"Me Slag" Slag snarls
"Me Grimlock. Me king" Grimlock roars
"Sunny, you have a three second head start before my new wrenches catch you." Ratchet says
"But I'm covered in filth. I need contamination"
"Dinobots, go play Frisbee with that yellow mech over their while I prep the showers." Ratchet says
"We can Papa?" Slag asks
"Yes boys" Ratchet grins
The three Dinobots storm over to Sunstreaker. Sunstreaker gulps and tries to run but is grabbed by Sludge. Ratchet and Wheeljack watch as Sunny gets tossed around like a Frisbee by three overgrown sparklings.
"Should we do something?" Wheeljack asks
"Nah let the boys be" Ratchet says
"I hope when they say papa they mean creator"
"I don't"
"You don't?"
"Nah, it would be funny if they called you their mother "Wheeljack gulps.
Everyone laughs at Wheeljack's and Slag's expense as they stop flashing back.
"That was a good day" Slag says
"Yeah, now as for your brothers, Snarl and Swoop, we thought of the names beforehand and locked the doors" Wheeljack explains
"Does that make us special?" Snarl asks
"The five of you are special in your own way"
"Me not special me Grimlock king" Grimlock repeats
"Yes you are Grimlock"
"We're also special because we haven't blown up yet, right papa Wheeljack?" Slag asks
Wheeljack's antennas turn a pinkish red as he blushes and everyone else laughs at him. The End
Well guys if you made it this far, thanks for reading.
