After playing Skyrim for the first time a month ago, I finally beat it. Slowpoke, eh? :D Well, thought it was awesome and made this while I was still drunk with power!

P.S. If you haven't heard the song "Rockstar", look it up on Youtube. One of my favorites. xD Hope you enjoy!

"Dragonborn"
(parody of Nickelback's Rockstar)

I'm through of walking outside, looking for a daedric prince
I'd rather fly sky high
On an Elder Dragon
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a new enchantment
that could make me look ripped
And a spell that turns enemies to s**t
And a dragonbone sword that could part some crowds for me

(Tell me what you need)

I need a-an inventory that's got no limit
And some greaves so my knee won't take arrows in it
But it sucks cause nobody wears pants within this game

(That's right, true dat)

A want a big, black mare that comes out of water
And a talking door with a hand painted on it
Gonna check out the boss, though I know she can kill me with ease

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna see that lady in that Riften place
Pay her to cut my hair and change my face

[Chorus:]
Cause we all just wanna be Dragonborn
I can shout but the guards still hassle me though
Marry someone easy if you got the bling
Couldn't ask Serana but I gave her the ring
And we'll hang out in the cheapest bars
Gonna meet an Orc who wants to be a bard
Every good Silencer is gonna wind up there
If you're a killer, don't fall asleep cause you'll get scared, and well

Hey hey, I wanna be Dragonborn
Hey hey, I wanna be Dragonborn

I wanna be great like Farkas without eye shadow
It makes him look Goth, but he's good in battle
Gonna find Wuuthrad and hang it on my mantelpiece

(For Skyrim, ha, ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass in the daedric fashion
With my own two hands, I'm gonna build me a mansion
Gonna marry a merchant who can cook my meals for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna see that lady from that Riften place
Pay her to cut my hair and change my face

[Chorus:]
Cause we all just wanna be Dragonborn
I can shout but the guards still hassle me though
Marry someone easy if you got the bling
Couldn't ask Serana but I gave her the ring
And we'll hang out in the cheapest bars
Gonna meet an Orc who wants to be a bard
Every good Silencer is gonna wind up there
If you're a killer, don't fall asleep cause you'll get scared

And we'll take out all those thieving curs
Who say "Give me gold and no one gets hurt"
You can get anything if your speechcraft's high
Every city's got a skooma dealer just outside, well

Hey hey, I wanna be Dragonborn

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the elves
With a bard I hired all by myself
Gonna join the College and teach them all my songs
I'll burn them with a shout if they get it wrong

[Chorus:]
Well, we all just wanna be Dragonborn
I can shout but the guards still hassle me though
Marry someone if you got the bling
Couldn't ask Serana but I gave her the ring
And we'll hang out at the cheapest bars
Gonna meet an Orc who wants to be a bard
Every good Silencer is gonna wind up there
If you're a killer, don't fall asleep cause you'll get scared

And we'll take out all those thieving curs
Who say "Give me gold and no one gets hurt"
You can get anything if your speechcraft's high
Every city's got a skooma dealer just outside, well

Hey hey I wanna be Dragonborn
Hey hey I wanna be Dragonborn