Xemnas stared at his Organization as they packed their bags. "What in the name of Kingdom hearts are you doing!" he demanded.
"Packing for Hollywood!" Axel shouted, throwing a wad of paper at Xemnas, "You'd better get going to the Dufus Convention!"
"Why you!" Xemnas growled, grabbing one of his light saber things.
Meanwhile...
Roxas had packed his bag and was creeping towards Xemnas's room. He watched Xemnas carfully as he opened the door and slid his hand in, waving a can of Tuna into the door. Suddenly he heard a loud MEOW and knew that Xemans's cat was coming. He yanked his hand out of the doorway just as the cat zipped by. Roxas reached out and grabbed the cat, stuffing him in his bag. "Don't worry Descusting-Yet-So-Fuzzy-AndCute, I'll get you out of this dump with a better name." Roxas promised.
Xemnas had named his cat Descusting-Yet-So-Fuzzy-And-Cute for some odd reason. Roxas dragged his bag over to where Axel was just to see Axel picked up a bug-eyed bunny and throw it at Xemnas who was about to attack Axel.Xemnas's areail attack stopped at once as the fuzzy rabbit landed on his head. "AHHHH! TAKE IT AWAY!" he yelled.
Larexen, Vexen, Saix, a hooded figure, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Xaldin, Xigbar, and three others began laughing. (notice they're fourteen people there) "Okay!" Larexen declared after a round of laughing as Xemnas tripped over Saix's hammer/sword, a weird flat sword with hook-ons (I wonder who's sword that is?), another fuzzy rabbit, and Roxas's Oblivion and finally out of a window. "Let's go to Hollywood!"
Every nodded while the hooded figure went over to the flat sword and picked it up. "Why the hell is this here?" he wondered aloud. "He's not anywhere near here! Or is he...?"
Roxas noticed this, but chose to ignore it and grabbed his bag with a hiss coming from inside as Descusting-Yet-So-Fussy-And-Cute was tossed around. Axel looked at him with a confused look and Roxas mouthed, "Tell you later." Roxas then turned to Larexen who was demanding that Saix carry her stuff and be a gentleman for once.
"Carry my bags or pay the price!" she demanded.
Saix looked annoyed, "And why would I do that?"
"Because you're supposed to be a gentleman!" Larexen yelled.
"Two things wrong with that sentence. 1. I'm a Nobody, not a man. 2. When have you known me to be gentle?" Saix asked, slinging his bag over his shoulder and walking away.
"Hey you can't just leave! Who's supposed to carry my stuff, Stanta Claus?" Larexen demanded.
Roxas laughed and pictured Larexen asking Santa Claus to carry her bags, only to have a boulder of coal land on top of her. "Heh-heh!" he laughed.
"Everyone, forget Larexen, she is of no importance and lets get a move on!" Axel shouted above the noise and headed for the limo out front.
Hey, wait! Limo? Who said there was a limo in this fan fiction! BACK UP! REWIND! I'M THE AUTHOR HERE!
Voice in my head: Oh well, I'm the author now!
Me: Why did you put his sword in this?
Everyone followed, but before anyone could get to the limo, a metor came crashing down and fel right on top of Larexen. No one seemed to notice and climbed in, Xemnas running after them yelling, "WHERE'S MY CAT!"
"Step on it!" Axel shouted at the driver.
The driver turned around and nodded, "Got cha'!" Axel noticed that the driver looked oddly fimilar. A red band was around his left arm and he had a head of a lion on a black strap. His hair was really spiky and blonde. He wore black sunglasses and was looking at the hooded figure int he back. "I want my sword back!" he yelled at the hooded figure.
The hooded figure looked up, and even though Axel couldn't see his face, it was clear he hadn't expected to see the owner of the sword. He handed it up front and it was returned to the driver.
"Hey don't I know you?" Axel asked, peering closer at the driver.
"You know me," was all the driver said before stepping on the gas a zooming away, leavign Xemnas int he dust.
Me: Excuse me, but there isn't supposed to be a limo in this story! AND WHY IS HE THE DRIVER! Suuuuurrrreeeee he's a dilvery boy and all, but he DOES NOT DELIVER PEOPLE TO HOLLYWOOD!
Voice: I SHALL TYPE!
Me: I'm I going grazy?
Voice: Maybeeee! OR MAYBE YOU'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH FINAL FANTASY VII RIGHT NOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND!
Me: gasps! How did you know!
Voice: Hello! I'm a voice in your MIND!
Me: Oh...ahhhh! I'm going crazy!
Am I really going mad? Is Xemnas going to find out about Roxas stealing his cat? Who is the hooded man and where did the metor come from? Why is Cloud whereing sunglasses? (cause he looks cool!)
Cloud: What the hell! Why am i in here! As a driver! Hey, I'm int he wrong game/movie! I'm a delievery boy in Final Fantasy VII!
Riku54: And you also are an awesome fighter!
Cloud: Thanks but no thanks! Why is my sword with Organization XIII, and who is that hooded personw ho took it!
Axel: Gasps! I knew I knew you!
Cloud: O.o Was it really that hard? removes sunglasses and sighsAre you going to put my motorcyle in it?
Voice: MAYYYYBBBBBEEEEEE!
