Hey, faithful readers(funny, right?) Chapter 1 of Angel May Cry, coming...NOW!

???: Zado, wake UP!

Zado: Come on Mom, five mor–

Mom: NO! No more sleeping! Now get your lazy ass UP!flips the mattress

Zado: ...tears streamingWhy do you do this?

Yeah, that was this morning...Who knew that even an–dramatic pause

Chapter 1:Angel May Cry

Later, the same day...

Zado: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!! I'M LATE!How can I be late on my first day? This can't be happening!

Random person: What's the rush?

Zado: checking watch AAUUURGH! I late on my first day on the job... Why me?! Damn bus is taking forever! I'll just run then!

Person:sweatdrop Why are you telling me this?

Zado: Thanks for the chat!

Minutes later...

Zado: Yahoo! I made it!

???: DANTEEEE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!

Zado: What the hell...?

Yep, there's my workplace...