OK, I just had to start this, because it's been haunting me for quite a while. What better way to get rid of it than to just go ahead and write it. This wasn't even on my list of stories to write. Hope I do the idea justice.

Disclaimer: I have not, and will not, ever own these weird yet loveable characters. I also did not write the "Shell" story I am using, So the Drama. I am just changing it a bit by adding a different character of my own creation.

So the Drama, Rewritten

Note: This starts at the point in So the Drama right after Drakken tests his new synthodrones on Shego after she returns from her failed mission to get Mr. Nakasumi...

...x x x x...

"Shego… Walk with me, talk with me." As Dr. Drakken and Shego walked off, a janitor began to mop up the remains of Synthodrone 842. "Would you say that I'm… Evil?"

"Oy… not this again."

"Shego, please… be Honest."

"Yes, Yes… you're verrry evil." Shego replied

They walked in front of a clear protective barrier, and inside was a scientist who was on a ladder next to a tank with large tentacles spilling out over the sides.

"Ah… Henderson." Drakken said, waving to the man. "Crucial to the mutant life form project. Oh, I suppose your right." The two walk off as Henderson was pulled unexpectedly into the tank, never to be seen again.

"Dr. D., get a grip. No one does super weapons like you." Now they are standing in front of another clear barrier. "Just look at that annihilation ray."

"Evil by design." Drakken says as the unit powers on for the first time, and promptly starts to destroy the room. "And energy efficient."

"See… there ya go." Shego said, trying to keep her employers spirits up. Just as they walk away from the barrier, a red beam melts the glass and blasts a hole where the two had been previously standing!

Next they walk in front of another clear barrier, and inside are what look like many animatronic characters that look disturbingly like those in a ride called "It's a Tiny World" in a world-wide known theme park.

"The things I'm doing in the field of torture are very exciting." The test subject inside slams himself against the barrier in an attempt to get away from the irritating things.

The couple continues on.

"That's what I'm saying. You have definitely…" Shego says, and then her tone of voice changes as they are now standing in front of Drakken's latest project.

It was a split room. On one side, it looked like a 14 year old girls room, decorated with Brittina posters, teddy bears, and pink colors all over. The other side was decorated to look like a teenage boys room, decorated with posters of GWA wrestlers, sports team posters, and ones that had rock stars. "… lost it."

"My latest research project! I will get inside their high school heads. I will know Kim Possible's fatal flaw." He presses a communication switch. "Stevens, Carlson… progress report.

Stevens answered first. "What's up Dr. D. Diggity Dawg."

Carlson then answered from the other side. "Dude, Drakken… Whazzzuuup?"

Drakken hung his head in disappointment. We've lost them."

…x x x x…

Kim walks up to Monique where she was waiting at a street corner so they could both walk to school together. "Monique… you were totally right."

Feeling good about herself, Monique does a mock gesture of confidence. "I know… What was I right about?"

"The Bonnie problem." Kim answered. "Not an issue. Who cares about… the food chain. Ron and I are cool."

"Stand by your Ron." Kim's friend says as they continue to walk to school.

"I mean he is…" The two had been walking at a fairly brisk pace, and they actually caught up with Ron, who was on his scooter puttering along.

Ron was bent over the handlebars, completely lost in his own world as he was imagining that he was on a brand new Yamaha V-Max (trademark) Motorcycle.

Kim finished her statement as they passed him up. "… full of child-like wonder."

As Ron straightens up, he pulls himself out of his reverie and speaks in sort of a soto-voce… "Sometimes when it's just me and my machine scorchin' across the black top… I kinda lose myself."

Rufus pops up from the front-mounted basket, and snaps on a set of specially designed goggles. "Yay Haaay"

Kim waves as she and Monique pull ahead. "See you at school."

"Later Ron." Monique says.

"Keep it real Ladies!"

…x x x x…

As Ron circled the parking lot, Kim and Monique had already entered the school, and were headed for their lockers. A girl that neither of them had seen before was standing in the middle of the hallway, looking a bit lost.

She was about Kim's height, had light colored Strawberry-Blond hair, and hazel eyes. The girl wore a pair of light blue Capri pants, and a green top that had a white stripe down the long sleeves that clung to her shapely waist.

"Who's that?" Kim asked.

"I don't know Kim, but I like what she's wearing."

"Excuse me?" Kim asked the girl. "Are you new here? You look lost."

The girl spoke in a voice that was almost angelic in nature, but with a bit of mystery thrown in. "Yes I am. On both accounts. Do you think you can help me? My name is Erika Johnson, and I'm a mid-year transfer."

Kim and Monique politely shook the new girl's hand.

"Sure." Kim said. "My names Kim, and this is Monique. Let's see where your first class is so I can tell you where to go."

…x x x x…

The new girl ended up having all her morning classes with Kim, who told her all about the school, and gave her a basic lay-out of the place so Erika wouldn't get lost.

At 11:30 the bell rang for the first lunch period, and Kim, Monique, and Erika were all scheduled for that as well. They entered the cafeteria and Kim saw Ron already in line, getting his food from the lunch lady.

"Who's that?" Erika asked pointing in the general direction of Ron and the elderly woman as she plopped down an unidentifiable glop of something onto his tray.

"Oh… Cafeteria lady." Kim said. "Trust me… You cannot get her fired."

"Why would I… " Erika shook her head. "Never mind. I meant the blond boy."

"Oh that's just Ron." Kim said with a small smile.

"So you know him."

"Shah…" Kim said. We're tight."

"Hooked up?" Erika said with a strange look in her eye.

"Ewww no… Ron and me? No… no no no. We've been best friends since, you know, forever. But not like that. You know, he's ahhh…"

"Extreme Steam." Erika said with almost what looked like lust in her eyes.

"OK, hey… you know what? Let's not talk about him that way ever again? OK? Kay."

"Whatever's clever." Erika responded.

As Kim and Monique went through the food line, neither of them noticed the glances that Erika was taking towards Ron. After they all received their food, the three went over to the table Ron was sitting at, and Ron looked up just as Kim and Monique arrived.

"Hey Girls." Ron said in greeting to his friends.

Rufus popped up from te other side of a bowl of cheese, and waved. "Heeeloo."

Kim and Monique split so each could sit on opposite side of Ron. As they moved apart, Erika came up behind them and looked right at Ron. Gulping at the sight of the new girl, Ron smiled sheepishly. "H… Hi."

Before Kim could sit next to Ron, Erika swiftly stepped in front of her and sat right next to him. Kim gave her characteristic growl, and looked around for another chair.

"Hey there…" Erika said. "My names Erika. You're little friend here told me your name was Ron? Pleased to meet you."

"Uhh… he he… Likewise." Ron was being his usual self whenever he met a pretty girl who actually would talk to him. "Umm… Have you met Rufus?"

"Are you kickin' this, girlfriend?" Monique said to Kim.

Erika looked over at Monique. "Huh?"

"It takes a while to learn 'Monique Speak'." Kim said.

"Hey there, Rufus." Erika said ignoring the redhead turning towards Ron. "He's a Naked Mole Rat, isn't he?"

"Yeah! You know… most people don't get that. They think Rufus is just like a bald hamster."

I always wanted a Naked Mole Rat." She said, batting her eyelashes and she set her hand on the table so close to Ron's that they were almost touching. Kim gave another growl.

For the rest of the day, Kim kept seeing Ron and this… Erika… together. At the front of his locker, after cheer practice while he had his Mad Dog head off… and then even after school in the park. She could only watch as the two bounced up and down while laughing on the see-saw while she absently swung herself on a swing.

Later they went to Bueno Nacho, and Kim almost gagged when Erika fed nachos to both Ron and Rufus and then wiped both of their mouths off with a napkin.

…x x x x…

All the rest of that evening at home, all Kim could think of was the way Ron and this… Erika had been carrying on. She couldn't do her homework, as every time she sat at her desk, her eyes would gravitate to a picture of her and Ron sitting on her desk.

Finally giving up on finishing Homers Iliad, Kim got dressed for bed, and flopped herself on top of her covers.

"Am I losing Ron?" She said to herself, and then decided to crawl under the covers, but sleep eluded her teenage mind. Or so she thought.

…x x x x…

Kim awoke the next morning feeling that something wasn't quite… right. She threw on a robe, and padded down her stairs to the living room where her parents and the Tweebs were watching a special report.

"Good afternoon Middleton!" Tricia Lebowski said in her trademark low voice. "We have breaking news that a member of Team Possible is breaking away. We received this video tape just a few hours ago."

The picture changed, and there was Ron and Erika standing in front of "The Little White Chapel" in Las Vegas, Ron wearing a black tux and Erika wearing a knee-length form fitting white wedding dress.

Kim placed her hands on her face and screamed. "Nooooooooo!!!"

…x x x x…

Kim was mumbling loudly in her sleep. "No Ron… It can't be! You… didn't! Ron! I… I…"

Suddenly Kim sat up straight in her bed, sweat soaking her sheets. She drew a hand across her face, and mumbled to herself… "I'm sooo NOT jealing…"

To be continued…


PLEASE tell me this is a good idea. I just hope I don't screw it up…