FullMetal Funnies
By: Blast Alchemist
This is just some V ERY random stuff. I had WAY TO MUCH sugar; I would tell you the details, but they're a bit fuzzy to me at this moment. I in no way own FullMetal Alchemist or any other copyrighted themes in this story. This contains cross-overs from another story I wrote, entitled FullMetal Alchemist: The Sibling Alchemists. If you want to find out who they are, then read the story. Well, enjoy it, as dumb as it may be.
Chapter One: WUSSY!
On an average day at the Devil's Nest pub, Kimblee wanted to take a drive around Dublith, but when he went out to start the car, it made a strange sound. Being the idiot that he is, he sat there listening for five hours. He then went in and found Greed.
"Hey Greed," he said, "The car is...uh...making funny sounds."
Greed then replied, clicking open a can of beer, "Then you should...uh...fix it."
Kimblee then went out to fix the car. He backed the car up on a downward slope, and as hazardous as that sounds, cranked the ass end up (picture the car looking like this /). While he was under the car, he noticed the car fall off of the crank. His butt cheeks, thinking quickly, walk him out from under the car. The car falls, barely missing Kimblee.
Greed, thinking it fell on Kimblee, runs out to help yelling, "Kimblee are you alright?"
Kimblee, thinking that he could get some sympathy, said, "Greed, get it off of me!"
Greed then clicked open another can of beer and said, "You ain't dead, get it off yourself and STOP BEING A WUSSY!"
