Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi. (And I don't want to.)

(We're in the kingdom of Seiryuu where Nakago is in his private chambers happily squeezing cute little sparrows to death.)

Cute little sparrow: CHIR...ack!

Nakogo: Tra la la la la, I am very evil.

( Suddenly a portal opens up in front of him.)

Nakago: What in the name of....*Whoosh!* ( Gets suck into portal.)

(After a bumpy ride the portal spits him out in an umfamiler area.)

Nakago: Ouch! Damn...what the hell was that? (looks around.) Where am I?

???: You're in modern day Japan.

Nakago: Modern day Jap...waitaminute! Who was that? Show yourselves!

???: Alas I have no true physical form, but I belong to the species of race known as fanfiction authors.

Nakago: Fan.fiction...authors?

???: Yes, more specifically, I am the one known as The Holy Beergut , and right now you belong to me.

Nakago: WHAT! How dare you think that you're in charge of the great Nakago!(tries to charge his powers but is unable to do so.) Huh?

THB: Told ya, see? I just took away your powers.

Nakago: How did you do that? And more importantly, return them to me!

THB: Well, to answer your second question, NO. And you should know that we fanfic authors are almighty as long as we put a disclaimer first.

Nakago: A disclaimer?

THB: Yes well but enough about that. Anyway like I said, you're in modern day Japan, and I have put you here as a sort of...trial for you and you'll soon find that it is very different from your former world.

Nakago: ( head vein throbbing.) And pray tell, what is your motive and what will you gain from all this insanity?

THB: ........I never really thought of that, shits and giggles I suppose.

Nakago: ........( throbbing head vein has grown visibly larger.)

THB: Well I've taken up too much of your time. I'll contact you again, good bye and good luck! (voice fades away.)

Nakago: Wait! I have more I need to ask of you. Damn! Now what the heck am I suppose to d.....

???: Excuse me?

(Nakago turns around and notices a young teenage girl looking at him.)

Girl: Dude that is one funky outfit, where'd you come from? A cosplay?

Nakago: Huh? (looks at his clothes, he was wearing his usual blue Generals outfit.) And what is wrong with it may I ask?

Girl: It's weird dude, but still it's very detailed. ( stares some more.) Actually you kind of look like that evil guy from Fushigi Yuugi, whatzitsname? Nokoga?

Nakago: It's Nakago! And that's because I'm....

(suddenly time freezes.)

Nakago: What the?

THB: Hey, it's me again.

Nakago: You! What do you want now? Haven't you tormented me enough by stripping me of my powers and sending me to this cursed place?

THB: To be honest, no. Since I own you for now, I'm going to make full use of it. Right now you have to say what I want you to say.

Nakago: You can't do tha....I LIKE FLUFFY BUNNIES! (clamps a hand over his mouth.)

THB: See? I have FULL control over you, but since I'm such a kind person, I'm going to give you two choices on what to say to that girl.

Nakago: Two?

THB: Yes, two.

Nakago: Just two?

THB: Yes well here they are! (a screen appears.)

I AM NAKAGO MOON! CHAMPION OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!---choice #1

I am a horny sex starved maniac, take me now!---choice #2

Nakago: .......anymore?

THB: No.

Nakago: Damn you.

What will Nakago say? Find out in the next chapter! Read and review please!