Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi. (And I don't want to.)
(We're in the kingdom of Seiryuu where Nakago is in his private chambers happily squeezing cute little sparrows to death.)
Cute little sparrow: CHIR...ack!
Nakogo: Tra la la la la, I am very evil.
( Suddenly a portal opens up in front of him.)
Nakago: What in the name of....*Whoosh!* ( Gets suck into portal.)
(After a bumpy ride the portal spits him out in an umfamiler area.)
Nakago: Ouch! Damn...what the hell was that? (looks around.) Where am I?
???: You're in modern day Japan.
Nakago: Modern day Jap...waitaminute! Who was that? Show yourselves!
???: Alas I have no true physical form, but I belong to the species of race known as fanfiction authors.
Nakago: Fan.fiction...authors?
???: Yes, more specifically, I am the one known as The Holy Beergut , and right now you belong to me.
Nakago: WHAT! How dare you think that you're in charge of the great Nakago!(tries to charge his powers but is unable to do so.) Huh?
THB: Told ya, see? I just took away your powers.
Nakago: How did you do that? And more importantly, return them to me!
THB: Well, to answer your second question, NO. And you should know that we fanfic authors are almighty as long as we put a disclaimer first.
Nakago: A disclaimer?
THB: Yes well but enough about that. Anyway like I said, you're in modern day Japan, and I have put you here as a sort of...trial for you and you'll soon find that it is very different from your former world.
Nakago: ( head vein throbbing.) And pray tell, what is your motive and what will you gain from all this insanity?
THB: ........I never really thought of that, shits and giggles I suppose.
Nakago: ........( throbbing head vein has grown visibly larger.)
THB: Well I've taken up too much of your time. I'll contact you again, good bye and good luck! (voice fades away.)
Nakago: Wait! I have more I need to ask of you. Damn! Now what the heck am I suppose to d.....
???: Excuse me?
(Nakago turns around and notices a young teenage girl looking at him.)
Girl: Dude that is one funky outfit, where'd you come from? A cosplay?
Nakago: Huh? (looks at his clothes, he was wearing his usual blue Generals outfit.) And what is wrong with it may I ask?
Girl: It's weird dude, but still it's very detailed. ( stares some more.) Actually you kind of look like that evil guy from Fushigi Yuugi, whatzitsname? Nokoga?
Nakago: It's Nakago! And that's because I'm....
(suddenly time freezes.)
Nakago: What the?
THB: Hey, it's me again.
Nakago: You! What do you want now? Haven't you tormented me enough by stripping me of my powers and sending me to this cursed place?
THB: To be honest, no. Since I own you for now, I'm going to make full use of it. Right now you have to say what I want you to say.
Nakago: You can't do tha....I LIKE FLUFFY BUNNIES! (clamps a hand over his mouth.)
THB: See? I have FULL control over you, but since I'm such a kind person, I'm going to give you two choices on what to say to that girl.
Nakago: Two?
THB: Yes, two.
Nakago: Just two?
THB: Yes well here they are! (a screen appears.)
I AM NAKAGO MOON! CHAMPION OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!---choice #1
I am a horny sex starved maniac, take me now!---choice #2
Nakago: .......anymore?
THB: No.
Nakago: Damn you.
What will Nakago say? Find out in the next chapter! Read and review please!
(We're in the kingdom of Seiryuu where Nakago is in his private chambers happily squeezing cute little sparrows to death.)
Cute little sparrow: CHIR...ack!
Nakogo: Tra la la la la, I am very evil.
( Suddenly a portal opens up in front of him.)
Nakago: What in the name of....*Whoosh!* ( Gets suck into portal.)
(After a bumpy ride the portal spits him out in an umfamiler area.)
Nakago: Ouch! Damn...what the hell was that? (looks around.) Where am I?
???: You're in modern day Japan.
Nakago: Modern day Jap...waitaminute! Who was that? Show yourselves!
???: Alas I have no true physical form, but I belong to the species of race known as fanfiction authors.
Nakago: Fan.fiction...authors?
???: Yes, more specifically, I am the one known as The Holy Beergut , and right now you belong to me.
Nakago: WHAT! How dare you think that you're in charge of the great Nakago!(tries to charge his powers but is unable to do so.) Huh?
THB: Told ya, see? I just took away your powers.
Nakago: How did you do that? And more importantly, return them to me!
THB: Well, to answer your second question, NO. And you should know that we fanfic authors are almighty as long as we put a disclaimer first.
Nakago: A disclaimer?
THB: Yes well but enough about that. Anyway like I said, you're in modern day Japan, and I have put you here as a sort of...trial for you and you'll soon find that it is very different from your former world.
Nakago: ( head vein throbbing.) And pray tell, what is your motive and what will you gain from all this insanity?
THB: ........I never really thought of that, shits and giggles I suppose.
Nakago: ........( throbbing head vein has grown visibly larger.)
THB: Well I've taken up too much of your time. I'll contact you again, good bye and good luck! (voice fades away.)
Nakago: Wait! I have more I need to ask of you. Damn! Now what the heck am I suppose to d.....
???: Excuse me?
(Nakago turns around and notices a young teenage girl looking at him.)
Girl: Dude that is one funky outfit, where'd you come from? A cosplay?
Nakago: Huh? (looks at his clothes, he was wearing his usual blue Generals outfit.) And what is wrong with it may I ask?
Girl: It's weird dude, but still it's very detailed. ( stares some more.) Actually you kind of look like that evil guy from Fushigi Yuugi, whatzitsname? Nokoga?
Nakago: It's Nakago! And that's because I'm....
(suddenly time freezes.)
Nakago: What the?
THB: Hey, it's me again.
Nakago: You! What do you want now? Haven't you tormented me enough by stripping me of my powers and sending me to this cursed place?
THB: To be honest, no. Since I own you for now, I'm going to make full use of it. Right now you have to say what I want you to say.
Nakago: You can't do tha....I LIKE FLUFFY BUNNIES! (clamps a hand over his mouth.)
THB: See? I have FULL control over you, but since I'm such a kind person, I'm going to give you two choices on what to say to that girl.
Nakago: Two?
THB: Yes, two.
Nakago: Just two?
THB: Yes well here they are! (a screen appears.)
I AM NAKAGO MOON! CHAMPION OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!---choice #1
I am a horny sex starved maniac, take me now!---choice #2
Nakago: .......anymore?
THB: No.
Nakago: Damn you.
What will Nakago say? Find out in the next chapter! Read and review please!
