Bustin Star Wars

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away(actually just turn right at Pluto. There lived very powerful people called Jed-Eyes. Their weapons were a sword of light called a nice-neighbor. It could cut through anything except another nice-neighbor. The leader of the Jed-eyes was a rather small man called Soda. " Who you callin small biotch!" Uhhhhhhh on to the story...

On the planet Cresent the Jed-eye Council were having a meeting...

"Master Soda."

"Yes Ace Wendy?"

"Could you come out of the bathroom, we need to start our meeting."

"Listen, you know Thursday is my "personal time", SO LEAVE!"

"Yes Master Soda"

Ace walked into the council room. "Master Soda is unable to attend."

"May I ask why?"

"Because, I-Am-Dum Kenobi, he was at a strip club last night and he was tired."

"That was him I saw there? I thought it was just some random green, short dude."

End Chapter 1

Please R&R sorry it was so short I didn't have a lot of time. I'll right more in Chapter 2

A LOT MORE FUNNY STUFF IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!