DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA.
They Do Know We're Brothers... Right...?
Ping!
Prussia blinked curiously as his email pinged on the laptop, revealing a new message. He leaned back in his chair nonchalantly as Hungary gave him a glare two chairs down. Sure he was in the middle of a world meeting, but really, who even cares? He was a former (awesome) nation anyway… or maybe left over bits of East Germany… it depends on his mood.
Flipping the enraged Hungarian the birdie he opened the mail, mostly out of boredom, he'd already finished his blogging anyway, what's the worst that could possibly happen?
…
Oh Gilbert… you have no idea…
Then a rather colorful message popped up on his computer screen, it could have been a miniature rainbow – hell if he knew. As his skimmed over it his curiosity peaked. What the ficken…?
"Hey Liz!" a fidgeting Japan sighed as he shut off his PowerPoint Presentation; he knew he wasn't going to go get anything done today... so why try?
"What is it Gilbert?" she answered, raising an eyebrow. "If it doesn't involve you and Roderich's dicks or Italy I'm not interested." Said Austrian blushed and sputtered indignantly at the comment.
"No, no, not this time at least kesesese… Anyway, come over here really quick. I need your help with something!" Elizabeta sighed softly as she walked over to his chair to take a look at the computer screen, Roderich soon followed after.
Unbeknownst to the two, Germany had already given up on stopping the inevitable, damn it, why, oh, why didn't he lock Gilbert in the hotel room like he'd kept on telling himself he'd do…? And now the meeting was as good as screwed… pfft… and he'd thought that giving him a laptop would keep him busy…
"Sure shoot."
"Can you tell me what the hell 'Germancest' is, exactly?"
The room fell deathly silent.
Then hell broke loose.
"… Are you admitting to cheating on me?"
"Mi amigo what are you on about, man~?"
"Honhonhon… that sounds promising mon ami~"
"I always knew you were a perverted potato bastard…"
"Ve~ Gilbert…"
"Oh bloody hell… I don't even want to know…"
"Awww~ but Iggy it sounds interesting!"
"… Japan you're… blushing… it's… cu…te… Zzzzz…"
"…"
"Hey why don't we all just calm down with some yummy snakes, aru…"
"Interesting, da?"
"WILL EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"
There was another silence as Germany huffed and strode across the room to look over Gilbert's shoulder; who by now had gone pale over whatever Hungary had just whispered into his ear.
"This had better not be what I think it is Gilbert… I swear if you looked up porn on my laptop…" the blonde trailed off as Gilbert shivered slightly, "… Just what the hell was that email about bruder?"
"… According to Lizzy over here there are some crazy and very unawesome people out there…"
"I'm listening..." said Ludwig trying to get a better look at the screen.
"And these people sort of think that we're… uuuuhhh… Christ… uhg… "
"Just spit it out!"
"Okay, okay… fuck this is awkward… ummm…" everyone was looking over at the group in curiosity now more had gathered around the screen.
"GILBERT!"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! THEY THINK THAT WE'RE TOGETHER!"
Germany's face went blank.
"…"
"Was…?"
"You heard me."
"Errr… like, together, together?"
"Yeah."
Italy's eye gave a twitch as Austria's gaze darkened.
"They uuuh, do know we're brother's right?"
"Doesn't… seem to matter..."
"Oh, MEIN GOTT... come on… that – that's just sick…"
And so went another unproductive World Meeting.
A/N: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM WITH OUT INTERNET FOR TWO WEEKS. Anyway happy Leap Year everyone ^ ^! Hope you enjoyed the crackiness~!
Based off of this (awesome) Youtube video =3:
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