Disclaimer: I own nothing, not the FF8 characters or Mastercard

Disclaimer: I own nothing, not the FF8 characters or Mastercard .

FF8 Characters Cameo Appearances for Mastercard

By Seifer's Girl

A/N: Well, in case anyone was wondering, I've kinda given up on my other fic "Preface To The Unknown"cuz I basically wrote myself into a hole!! If anyone has any suggestions about that fic review it and let me know. (That was a shameless plug for my first fic!) Okaay, this isn't my first attempt at humor, just my first attempt at writing it. I thought it was hilarious but, not everybody has the same sense of humor so here goes!!

Balamb Garden T.V. was airing a commercial for Mastercard, so each member of SeeD auditioned to be the spokesperson( I don't know why because apparently no one gets paid but Squall!). As they all walked onto the set each one had their own commercial with their original flair. First up was Squall Leonhart.

Squall Leonhart:

Leather jacket………………… 450 gil

Two belts……………………... 70 gil

Leather gloves………………… 25gil

Sexy haircut…………………... 50 gil

Lionheart ……………………...1000gil

Manly scar…………………….. priceless

Quistis Trepe:

Instructor's License. ………….. 60 gil

Glasses………………………… 100gil

Leather Boots…………………. 80 gil

Save The Queen………………. 1000gil

Being told to talk to a wall……. Priceless

Selphie Tilmitt

Cute yellow sundress………….. 5gil

White underwear………………. 15gil

Gravity defying hair gel………... 16 gil

Nunchaku……………………….1000gil

A variety of instruments………...60,000gil

The ability to play them all……..priceless

Zell Dincht

T-board…………………………700gil

Tattoo…………………………..100gil

Baggy shorts……………………50gil

Boxing Gloves………………….1000gil

Cafeteria Hot Dogs……………..2gil a piece/4gil for 3

Appeal to the library staff. …….. priceless

Rinoa Heartilly

Black biker shorts………………..15gil

Silver chain………………………100gil

Hiring SeeD……………………...90,000gil

Replica of Squall's ring………….35 gil

Hand made model train…………..priceless(:snickering heard on set:)

Irvine Kinneas

Trenchcoat………………………..50gil

Bismarck………………………….500gil

Cowboy hat……………………….70gil

"Ladies Man Guide"………………100gil

Jumbo box of condoms…………….16gil

Remote control butterfly…………...300gil(and worth every gil!)

Sexy mullet………………………....priceless

Seifer Almasy

Hyperion trenchcoat……………..70gil

My posse's salary………………..10gil

Rinoa Heartilly…………………...200gil

Hyperion………………………….1000gil

"Romantic Dreams"………………priceless

Have you ever ran a spellcheck on a fic like this Rinoa was "Rhino" and Seifer was "Stiffer" I found that funny. Okaay, who do you think should win the commercial spot? And any other ideas for the "priceless items" in our SeeDs lives? Review and let me know!!