Dr. House in: Cutty Butty Cuddy Buddy
A/n; my First romancer story.
it was valentines day at the hospital. dr haus waited in his office and shit, he was waiting for his best friend
Cuddy to come in. she came in.
'hi dr house what the fuck is up?"
house said nothing, he just took his pants off til he was waring nothing but his boxers and his doctor shirt.
"what the fuck yo doin?
house put his hand on her mouth.
'sssshhhh bitch, i gotta song for you"
dr house got out his acoostick guitar out and turned a radio on and put an autodune fucking thing in his
mouth. he opened his mouth wide and smiled while his mouth was open wide. he was happy.
"wow this is cool" Cuddy said. this was very romantic
house sanged this to her.
"Oh, oh
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
It's late night and I'm thinkin' of some thick thighs to get in
Sittin' by the phone for a call for the weekend
Phone rings maybe it's some cut on the late tip
Tryna get my jimmy wet from her tongue and her lips
So I picked up (hello) What's up who could this be
(Baby it's monique a real freak out of zone 3)
What's really good in the hood with your fine ass
I'm tryin grip ass and pull hair from the back fast
Won't you come over so we can get this thing poppin'
Cause when you hit the door only thing is panties droppin'
So fuck with ya boy cause I'm right down in Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
Things could be better if you bring through some royal crown
Oh, oh
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
When I stepped up to her hey I knew it was on
She said she had a man but he was at home
But she still put her number yep in my phone
Told me to give her a call when I got home
When I called her I told her like this
I don't want to be your man but we can be cut friends
So come on over I got it all laid out
We can have a couple of drinks and freak all over the house
When she came to the door I already knew it was her
Knock knock come on in I'm just gagoher
I like your outfit baby but lose that shirt
Lose that shirt toss that bra throw those draws
Before you knew it we were freakin' in the hall
Nice round ass I was grippin' it all
I like the way she threw me up against the wall
Then went down on me start lickin' my balls
I'm like this is how life should be, it's goin' down
She got her legs wide I'm inside she's screamin' out while suckin them thick thighs
I'm about to skeet on her
Baby turn around
Let Dr House take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
Oh, oh
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
Lookin' at you got me wantin' to do somethin' freaky to ya
Say you need a sex doctor in ya life to keep it kinky for ya
Cause all you gotta do is keep it G and I'll give it to ya
Come through in the middle of the night and I'll be here for ya
Just relax let me free your mind and take you out of space
And if we got on clothes then after that then we out of place
Where you tryna go, let me know
What's your fantasy
Is it on the beach or on top of the balcony
Shawty you can ride with me
Roll it up get high with me
And when it's time to go to roll you ain't scared to die for me
Spread your wings and fly with me
Go for a cut high with me
I know it's kind of late but damn baby come on ride for me
Oh, oh
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
You can be my cutty cutty buddy,
Fo' sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I'm gonna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
Oh, Oh
You can be my Cuddy, Cuddy buddy,
Fo' Sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I Wanna take you to Doctor Love Town
You can be my Cuddy, Cuddy buddy,
Fo' Sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
Girl if you need this here,
Call me don't have no fear,
I wanna (love you dowon la, la love you down)
Lay nice and lovey dovey
Someone that'll lova love me
She's something like a friend,
Call her my Cuddy buddy
Even though she got a man,
She already known the plan,
She already known the deal,
So what the bid-ness is?
Even though she (got a man)
She already (Known the plan)
She already known the deal, known the deal
Known the deal, known the deal
Even though I'm chubby (chubby)
Your chick
She loves me (loves me)
She might be with you now but
She's still thinking of me,
Yall out there makin love
I couldn't make em love me
In the back of the lap with it
Just ... that!
Oh, Oh
You can be my Cuddy, Cuddy buddy,
Fo' Sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I Wanna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
Young Heezy Housey baby!
See I can be her man and
She can be my girl
But we do it like its
The end of the world, ya digg
We have relations like
I'm king to the girl
I make her hollar like when
Mama brought her into the world
Like I'll let him buy you dinner tonight
Then at the end of the night,
You'll be my dinner tonight
You see he dark, you always dim in his lights
And that girl wanna shine
I bring her into the light
Wa la!
I become her Doctor and I swear
That thing feel like la, la, la
And since he feed her lies,
I'll be her dessert on the side
Oh, Oh
You can be my Cuddy, Cuddy buddy,
Fo' Sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I Wanna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town
How u do ur lips like that,
Move ur hips like that
Work ur ass like that?
Why u make noise like that
Move slow like that
Fuck fast like that?
Baby I ain't gon lie to you
We so sexually compatible
How I thrill myself,
I could kill myself
When I feel myself
You could be Cuddy buddy,
Nibble on my nutty buddy
While we do some freaky things
wit the lights on
Touching on you while
I'm listening to while fucking you
Hugging on you while fucking you
I'm listening to Dr. House singing love songs
Then as soon as we got in the sac
I can hit it in the back of the lack of
A fifth of the yac like
It's the middle of the night yall got into a fight,
Now your mad with your feelings hurt
Girl let me buy you a drink, please,
Tell me what you think,
Right before I get up in them shirt (Skeet, skeet)
Pull up in the lack truck (beep, beep)
Be shorty back up (feed me)
If your man after he full time,
Girl I'll be the bad girl
Cuz I'm your Cuddy buddy
c-c-c-Cuddy buddy
c-c-c-Cuddy buddy
Soon as he fell asleep
Soon as he fell asleep
She on her way to love me
She knows that I (got that wood),
And she knows that my (sex is good)
We can do it on the bed or the floor
Cuz you know that I keep it hood
She knows that I (got that wood),
And she knows that my (sex is good)
We can do it on the bed or the floor,
Let me Know
Oh, Oh
You can be my Cuddy, Cuddy buddy,
Fo' Sho' you can ride with me
Girl don't act like you don't already know,
Act like you don't see
We can get it on the bed or the floor,
Don't matter to me girl
I wanna take you to Oh, Oh Doctor Love Town town. "
house licked his guitar and put it down.
"well what did you think" he siad with a big fuckin grin on his fucking face.
"it was...house...itwas...shit...but itwas good. i love you" she kissed him on the chin hard.
"cuddy...will u marry me?" house said as he got on his knee.
"no...yes...no...yes...maybe." cuddy said.
"WHAT!" house said. he started to cry. and fell down. he kicked around and crapped his pants. he started to
bang his fistss against the floor.
"house! I was kidding!" cuddy said as she hugged house.
"what?" dr hose said.
"house! I was kidding! house!" cuddy said as she hugged house.
"ok' house said as he hugged cuddy.
The end 3
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
